You Will Not Be Taken Seriously In The Business World If You Have An Android Smartphone

My choice of phone has literally never gotten in the way of anything in my life. Except for when I owned an iPhone and could barely actually do anything practical with it.

The irony is that you posted a webm and they can't even play them... KEK

I swapped the emojis on my phone to the iOS ones and it's comfy.

>phone posters

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I don't own a cell phone, a watch, a sports car, or a suit of clothes. My shoes are Walmart, my pants are Walmart, and my t-shirts are Walmart. My truck is a 16 year old dodge.

I am taken very seriously n the world of business. I make more in a month than most americans make in a decade.

Welcome to trades, the real business sector in murrica

Because iToddlers get btfo so much its just funny

Why is your truck not from Walmart?

Why does it matter if I post on Zig Forums from my pc or from my phone 10 feet away from my pc while laying on my couch?
You're fine to hate someone for doing that imo, I don't care, I'm just curious about the logic behind it.

you should get that printed on a t-shirt

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You make over $400,000 a month?

If I could get a truck at Walmart I would
the funny part is I buy my employees cell phones so they're on call 24/7. To me NOT having a phone is being rich. Nobody can call me if something goes wrong. Call my manager or my foreman or my secretary, but you're not calling me.

phones are for wageslaves

Maybe he just disabled iMessage to save data. People are truly retarded.

half million dollar months aren't uncommon in my line of work. I've had a few.

Just like you aren't to be taken seriously in crypto if you don't have a bag of DMG

I could imagine an user pulling up in a power wheel from wallmart
>I'm trade

Fuck your DMG. My COT is up 666% right now

wtf are up with these shirts

phone poster replies are often shorter, and more likely to be shitposts. think wagie on the toilet who has 30 seconds to read a thread and insert their stupid uninformed opinion

>You will not be taken seriously in the Business world if you have an Android Smartphone

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I am also laying 10 feet from my PC but I can admit the posts I make from my PC are much more based and high quality. Typing on a phone sucks. On my PC I can type as fast as I think. I can call you a faggot at 160wpm. I have over 10,000 images to perfectly tailor to my shitpost. I can post niggers, anime, pepe, whatever. It's all neatly organized and easy to find. I can be creative and make a meme or edit on the fly. I can't do any of that realistically on this gay bitch consoomer slave device. It's a piece of shit and designed for NPCs.

Don't care about status.
Don't care about being taken seriously.
I'll make my money with or without your help. Whatever product I have will speak for itself or I wouldn't be hocking it.
You don't get rich by wasting money on a meme CIA shadow-corporation's product (Unless it's DMG, which is a deflationary currency, rather than the iphone's inflationary model)

Can you imagine taking tech guidance from a woman???

Then she's not worthy of my presence. Begone, materialistic whore.

Jeets make a fuckload off of peddling them to boomers on facebook. You can target ads by stuff like what industry they work in, which is how these oddly specific shirts (especially the ones that have their birth month and other weird shit) can be so profitable

What's your trade and why aren't you wearing carhartt or Duluth Trading? I made much more money as laborer in working on prevailing wage jobs then almost anyone I know. But when I told people I was a laborer, they thought I was joking because they thought only illegal immigrants were laborers. Now Im a warehouse worker making half what I made but most people think it's a much better job.

You won't be taken seriously in the business world if you don't have a business phone. Blackberry key2 is the most respected phone.

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The veteran shirts are always cringe worthy as well

Why? Isn't iPhone cheaper than the top of the line phones? Or does it imply he wasted money on a phone when any old beater would do. Why did she make his texts green and then act like it's a thing? Or did he take the phone and make a custom color for himself? What the fuck is going on here?

security

iPhones are much more secure than androids

Based larp

Enviro. I own a small business, which in my line of work is $15 million by accrual or $5 million cash.

carharts chafe my balls.

That sounds useful... for a pedo.

iToddlers btfo