How to marry into high society?

Literally the most important decision in your life

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The amount of retarded bullshit you have to put up with makes it not worth it, seriously. It's like shooting yourself in the head for a billion dollars, it's totally pointless.

>source: trust me bro

used to work for insanely wealthy old money family, private nurse for one of the last surviving family members and I basically got paid to hang around in his house all day giving him pills. There were a lot of other old money families who would come by to visit and I would ease drop on everything. Many of the women in their 20' 30's were insanely lonely it seemed and would have some of the most obvious parasite loser male friends tag along, it was bizarre. Many of them seemed like vapid scammers, not particularly good looking, they all had some obviously made up story of who they were or where they come from and the woman seemed to just look the other way because they were lonely and depressed. They're a lot more accessible than you'd think, you just have to catch them at the right moment and say the right things. Would take some research and planning

>museum fundraisers
>fine art gallery events
>high society fundraisers in general
>zoo fundraisers especially, for exotic animals like tigers.
find them there

further, I did this for a few years and I was the higher social functioning of the "hired help" so I got the privilege to converse and interact with a lot of big money visiting families enough to get to know them pretty well. These people are mostly delusional (the old money who have many generations of wealth, literally never had to work for generations) and live in the craziest bubble you could ever imagine, completely detached from reality and the life you and I live and not in a good way. A lot of them, not all but many are just completely mental and have never seemed to have faced themselves through struggle in any meaningful way, especially as they get in their 70's-80's still acting like spoiled children.

And the endless conveyer belt of hangers on and scammers and pathetic sociopathic sidlers constantly gunning for a seat at the table, ruthlessly fighting each other in game of thrones style social combat to be one of the "close friends" or inner circle, it just never ended. on and on and on... and many of these rich people didn't have the social skills to even notice it all, either that or they enjoyed controlling everyone.

the worst part is, towards the end of his life the fucker declared he wanted to "make something of me" (put me in his will I suppose) months after he was declared demented and had no control of anything. He even mentioned it to his banker and his lawyer during one of the monthly house visits and they just hushed it along and never looked at me the same again, mother fuckers.

Genuinely thankful for the tips and sorry to hear that

nice post. so did you end up getting rich from that job?

you know you part of the 0.1% of the 0.1% when you are dating their girls
but that turned me gay
literally

they are really pathetic

Probs not the thing you're looking for but I married into a rich Korean family. The pressure can sometimes be intense but not having a mortgage is pretty cool. Most international university students in my country are from well off families because they have to pay massive fees upfront. Maybe a good place to meet someone from a rich family.

better to earn your wealth than to be given. you got played by the rich. never forget that feeling because about 90% of them are like that. 80 years of life but still act like spoilt children, unwilling to do a hard days of work.

nice larp

>Many of them seemed like vapid scammers except me. I really loved him.
>when he wanted to put me in his will, his lawyers told him to stfu and gave me the evil eye

This, I had high society friends in high school and college and their habits are so fucking cringe

"Hey bro, just don't forget to buy flowers to my mother for the dinner it's a ritual in our family"

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Their families had houses in the French Antilles, Monaco, a castle in Scotland but I would not want his life because it seems so fucking boring

He ended up with a low class roastie faking she has class they are pathetic and he refused to admit she is just a gold digger and made it so difficult for his ex-friends to meet him ever again

I got hired through one of these scumbag agencies so I was in a contract, they do that nowadays to keep staff from manipulating and getting all wiled eyed for some inheritance. I did threaten to leave multiple times after I became trusted to the old dude and fought with the agency constantly, they always upped my salary so I did pretty well but not as well as I should've. He was a cash cow for them.. I'll tell you bros if you ever get work for people like this NEVER go through a third party, you will get fucked hard and if you work for old money families like this directly you will benefit if they aren't stingy cunts. It's mostly done this way these days (agencies), some of his live in mutts who had been the "help" for decades made off with millions from the will because they got on before all the agency bullshit and had been around forever.

The craziest part is I was probably the closest person in the old man's life at the end. All his direct family members were dead and I was assigned to go literally everywhere with him, got to go to tons of vip events and trips to different mansions. He trusted me and use to get into these dementia states of consciousness and tell me about how he and his brother were constantly molested as children at the country club locker room by older men. It was sad shit. His brother turned out to be a faggot. I learned a lot about how the better half lives, it's some crazy stuff

oh dude trust me it's such a mind fuck being around money like that of course I was gunning for something but not like the rats that filter in and out of these peoples lives. I got fucked mostly by the agency stuff, if I could go back in time I would've made it happen I would've lawyered up and ditched the agency and gotten in that will. His banker and lawyer got supper suspicious of me when he started mentioning leaving me "a little something" because he was retard levels of demented at that time, so I don't blame them but still

>80 years of life but still act like spoilt children, unwilling to do a hard days of work.
honestly that has more to do with dementia desu sempai. Old people who lose their cognitive abilities become unbearable.

I also have old money in my circle of friends.
One of them and all his siblings were fucked up in the head, I wouldn't want their life.

Another friend turned up much better because he has less fucked up parents. His parents are very well educated. He and his brothers live normal lives. They work normal jobs, they don't have fancy cars because showing off wealth like that is considered coarse. The only thing annoying is my friend is struggling seeing how privileged he is to be born in a family like that. He basically inherited the business of his mother (never had to apply for a job ever), now makes very good money and he thinks he deserves it because he worked for it. It's pure rationalization. Other than that he's a good and loyal friend.

>knives out

You don't want to be part of "high society", you just want to be rich. All the benefits none of the bullshit.

True that. There’s definitely a stark difference between old money generational wealth who never did anything great with the money or lived stable normalish lives, because they didn’t know how and those who worked for it and came from modest beginnings, its like night and day

>(never had to apply for a job ever), now makes very good money and he thinks he deserves it because he worked for it
I used to work for an old to mid money family as hired help and i loosely befriended the son who was a few years older than me. He became a “successful record producer” and would lecture me about how he too was once wayward and trying to find his path in life and that “you just have to work hard and blah blah blah do this and that, and it’s not easy” he would fucking lecture me as if he was one of these life coaches on YouTube telling people how to make it. He literally never worked a day in his life and was adhd as fuck and got money from his parents to “follow his passion” and start a record label. Meanwhile I’m slaving away for his parents working my ass off as he’s lecturing me about “what it takes” to make it, he having never worked a job in his life or ever had to worry about finances. It was 100% rationalization, he would’ve likely never made it without his families wealth and connections. He was a decent guy all around but just completely delusional on that front. Totally detached from the reality of our different situations and how handicapped I was compared to his lot in life

Look at that pic. Imagine living in 2020 and trying to larp like it’s 1890. Rich people are so retarded sometimes.

Why would anyone want to live like the current year?

>tfw great aunt was millionaire new england socialite
>gave all of her money to the School for the Blind

I guess my family members must have been pieces of shit. Or maybe she was just a bitter old cunt. Who knows.

GOD DAMN THE AUTISM ITT

High society is slowly dying off from sending their daughters to Harvard instead of marrying them into greater wealth. They drank their own koolaid in that respect.

(((WHITE))) high society.
Kike high society is doing fine

>High society
The guy all the way to the left has no idea on how to wear a suit.
NEVER do up the bottom button

My fucking first boss out of college was this way. Worked under him as a junior financial planner. Every fucking party he hosted he was like don’t forget to bring my wife flowers. He was a literal New York jew who had moved to my state years before. Or maybe he just wanted me to fuck his wife. I dunno.

Worked for JFK.

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Those teeth...
>confirmed british

whats fucking wrong with their teeth you orally-fixated faggot queerhawk? You got enough to chew on a steak-n-kidney pie, you got enough teeth already. Them boys be good for years yet.