Jeff Bezos net worth: 150 billion

market cap of this micky mouse money crypto: 260 billion...

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that's actually bullish

for the brainlets, yes chad bezos has almost as much money as all crypto combined- 1 guy...
1 fucking guy is worth as much as 3/4 of all crypto worldwide, 1 guy

If you measures chad bezos wealth in grains of rice- the net worth of about 3/4 of all people wouldnt even amount to i grain of rice if you value a grain of rice with 100k, while chad bezos has about 3 kilos of rice

this dude could buy 25000 bugattis valued 2 million each and he would still be the richest person alive

he could blow his money on 5 billion blowjobs valued at 30$ each- fuck

if jeff bezos were a country he would be the 73 richest country- richer than the poorest 30 countries combined

richer than the poorest 40 countries combined

jezz bezos could buy everyone on earth 10 spliffs at 3 $ each

he could pay 1 billion hookers for 150$/hour
1 billion hours is about 41 million hours/41 million hookers = thats about 5 million weeks -or 114000 years or 1430 lifes at 80 years each

so basically chad jeff would need 1430 lifes(each life 80 years) to blow his money on hookers for 150$/hour- makes you think

some people cant even get laid once in their life

>send code 282533 to unsubscribe from chad bezos facts

282533

Based Bezos dumping the old hag for some spicy Latina

you jealus bitch?
while jeff bezos needs 1430 lifes to blow all of his money on 150$/hour on hookers you come ehre with your negative shit?
I kiss on your forehead boy

This looks like some kind of OCD fit. You okay, op?

>All this moolah and still losing to a neurotic saffer reject

When is his toyship going to orbit the planet even once?

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Why would bezos need hookers when he's got you to suck his dick?

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>spicy latina
heh

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la creatura

Bogged af. Kind of pathetic on Bozo's part. He could do much better.

jealus?

She's just a business partner he occasionally has sex with and shares vulnerability to. Elitists are constantly smashing 10/10 cunny

looks like a bottle of milk that's expired

lmao is that one of the bog brothers? no wonder bezos is so rich

>KY73FwMa
yeah, I'm thinking he's based

150 billion$ = 1.5 billion 100$ bills
which equals out to aproximatly 15 tons of 100$ bills

the cost of bleaching your asshole is about 150$ that means jeff bezos could bleach 1 billion assholes

Are we not going to talk about her neck? I understand perfectly well that people are unique and have different traits, but cmon. Nobody is going to talk about her neck?

the cost of cyrogenically freeze a person is about 35k usd$
this means jeff bezos could freeze about 4 million people which is about the city of los angeles county

what about it?

i made a mistake in my calculation- bezos is so rich he would need a 192 lifes equal to 150$/hour for a hooker to fuck of his money.

this means if bezos were born in the year 484 he could pay a hooker 150$ hour untill today

It's about twice as lengthy as her face.

more facts pls

150 billion net worth / 150$ per hooker = 1 billion hours on hookers
1 billion hours is about 41 million days or 8million weeks or 1500 years or about 192 lifes with an average of 80 years

this means if bezos were born 484 he could pay 150$ per hour on hookers until today