What's the best option for stress free investments...

what's the best option for stress free investments? ones in which i can just dump money monthly or yearly and yearn the profits later
dividend stocks? save up and buy properties?

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yield farming I guess fren

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Probably dividend stocks, ye. Particularly with companies that have been increasing their dividend payouts for years and not missing any payouts for decades as well. Maximum 7 or 8 percent dividend yields (too high can signal a crumbling business).
Nice thing about dividend stocks is that their price dips and pumps shouldn't really bother you, as the price does not affect your payout (the actual success/profitability of the company does).
I would go all in on dividend stocks but I like a bit of risk, so I currently have more crypto than stocks, but definitely feel free to do things the safe way, if that's what suits your needs.

just do your own research on stocks, crypto, whatever convinces you. then watch it a while and then DCA into it.

Bitcoin DCA, once you have enough at enough price levels, you don't need to stress or worry, with next year BTC is probably going to surpass $20000 and beyond.

seems really complicated but i'll try looking into it
>Nice thing about dividend stocks is that their price dips and pumps shouldn't really bother you, as the price does not affect your payout (the actual success/profitability of the company does).
yeah, that's what mostly interested me, my job is already stressful and time consuming enough that i just wanted to "invest and forget"
this is the DCA you speak of?
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gold?

Chainlink

Playa Coin

Everyone saying dividend stocks, but stonks gay, just buy the first dividend crypto xD

Its called Bitway (bitway.network)

Be a woman.

Chainlink, btc, silver

>Stress Free

I don't think you understand how investments work annony.

This

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Why dat woman got a peener

chainlink

I've been comfy with GLDI

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why do you eat chocolate in bed fren?
that makes you appear like retard

All stocks, including dividend stocks are very overpriced currently, so stay away. Soon THE BUBBLE will pop and there will be overcorrection, then you can buy cheap stocks. Meanwhile, stay away from stocks and buy gold for insurance.

If you don't have billions, imho they best way to invest is to search for small profitable private businesses and get a share. It's not easy, you will need to search around, investigate market and business owners, read papers and numbers... It's hard work, but if done right it easily can yield 40%-50% yearly roi.

Index funds obviously. Ignore anybody who says anything else

just throw all your money at GAP and watch your invest 3-4x in 5 years maybe less

>If you don't have billions, imho they best way to invest is to search for small profitable private businesses
I've done this and I'm happy as fuck. Got a majority stake.

My shitcoin project discernment experience is also incredibly useful as management is straight up retarded and regular employees were getting tired. After I've gave a few recommendation they were visibly happier and hopeful.

CD's

All you are asking is which scam to invest in that has the farthest horizon for implosion. No such thing as a worry-free investment. Government bonds are considered the most concrete investment that still has a yield, but if you consider real inflation and default risk, gov bonds have a negative rate of return. Want an investment with decent returns and no risk of default? Buy solar panels for your house.

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This. user just explained investing in low interest rate environment for dummies in 3 sentences.

SOXL:TMF based on your risk profile. 50:50 is super stress-free but a bit extreme. I like 80:20 for risk-free, but honestly 100:0 is entirely within my scope.

VTI, then once you are done accumulating dump it all into an arisotcrat ETF or Government Bond ETF is you are a boomer.

That’s not low risk and you are wasting money paying someone to do something you can do perfectly well yourself.

Only correct answer.
I personally shy away from ETFs and stick with mutuals though, but that's just a personal preference.

>paying a 5% markup for the privilege of constantly under-performing the SPY

How so?

Literally the only thing that's not raw stocks (or crypto) that's worth it are leveraged (bull) ETFs. Everything else is a scam. 1x ETFs must reveal their major holdings, which means you can manually buy the underlying and not pay the fee (every ETF and fund has an attached fee) while typically getting slightly higher returns than the target ETF (rebalancing monthly for best results). Funds are the worst thing ever. They never, not even for one year, ever outperform SPY, despite SPY being a really fucking low bar, yet they have insane expense ratios.

>80%
>20% global stock index

FIN

I'm happy enough with the 11% monthly div distribution & low volatility
What do you suggest SPXL?

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