Hello. :>

Hello. :>

I'm looking for a job in Austin, TX.

Such as at Amazon or McDonalds or something, but I hate having to fill out paper work, etc. I'd much rather someone just hand a job to me because I'm a pretty cool dude.

If anyone knows anything about this, please hit me up at:

ThisthreadOccuringrightnow.gmail.com

I'm 28 years old, I've done almost every major drug atleast once, but have never been addicted to anything except weed, mostly due to being perpetually broke.

I know how to meditate, been practicing for a decade now, I reckon.

No criminal history. :>

And obviously very truthful.

So yeah, if you're a manager at McDonalds or Wendy's or something and are willing to just hire me and guaranteed, I will then go to the trouble of filling out one of your inane sheets of paper for your INTERNATIONAL FILING SYSTEM, etc.

Otherwise I really don't see the point.

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What the fuck is this post

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The future.

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retarded zoomers

Zoomer is a weakling buzzword.

"Incel, seethe, cope, boomer, dilate, based, autist, schizo"

These are weakling words programmed into you.

You are an amalgamation of outside influences from your past that were entirely out of your control.

Free your mind.

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If this won't get me hired, I just dunno what will.

o wo

Oh, I'm also pretty good at ERP.

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I was hoping you would get a job until you just fucked up with your little anime face thing. You should eat shit.

lol.

Just as planned.

Anyway, I need to go to /music/ or whatever and ask if anyone knows of any music that is just entirely... horses galloping and swords clashing and people dying...

I feel like I need that to go to sleep at this moment, but that's probably because I drank all this coffee and smoked some weed.

You ever feel that way?

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Restless yes, the other parts, no, you're autistic. Good luck on the job hunt. Maybe go for an oil field job, they probably pay a lot more than McDonald's.

Sorry I don’t hire pot heads. And you sound like lazy fuck, go meditate somewhere else.

OP how do you SUCCESSFULLY do Nofap? I keep trying to fuck hookers at day 3. Lord forbid I make it to week 2 then it's fat chicks and gays

You fucking retarded sheep faggot,

Look at this:I've already explained that you're fucking retarded in this post here, you weak fucking shit.

Go now, go be retarded somewhere else, kike.

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Smoke a bowl and have a look at this schizo

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A very good question, apparently you put more stock in meditation than this fellow: 1) Stop being such a base animal, controlled by your biological wiring to such an extent.

2) Find a new hobby other than getting your dick wet, you fucking animal.

Free will is inherently an illusion, humanity exists in a state of robotic-like trance by default.

You are an amalgamation of outside influences from your past that were entirely out of your control... Have I already written this in this thread?

Well, I write it a lot.

Do what thou wilt will be the whole of the law.

Equipped with this knowledge you are now 1 percent more in control of your existence and life.

You should be able to not fuck whores now, you fool.

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Wtf is this shit?

I like it.

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Very cool story, bro.

Thanks for sharing.

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Shit up bitch, you probably don't even have any LINK.

Appreciate it OP. I'm in Austin right now and it's pretty dope. Why don't you just move down here and do a delivery driver app? Finding a gig locally is easier

I am in Austin as well. I can teach you the secrets of meditation and how to summon demons.

20 bucks.

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I don't even know what LINK is.

This is what I think of you.

Pic related. :>

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How do you think the little puppy felt? Do you think it knew it was sitting in a throne fit for a little puppy king?

Fantastic piece. Touches my heart.

I'll have to decline. I do wish providence for you

You fool, my full name in the Jewish Gematria is 1666. My nickname, a shortening of my full name, is just 666.

HIRE ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SUMMON DEMONS, DAMN YOU!!

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Do they really need summoning?

I wouldn't know, perhaps.

Anyway, it can be a fun and interesting experience if you're lucky.

I mean, my name is 1666, I guess I just have an affinity for summoning demons.

Some people try it and it doesn't work for them. Supposedly. Supposedly.

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Go work at the cactus greenhouse East Austin Succulents.

>East Austin Succulents
Thanks. I emailed them. Here's hoping!

There’s also a decent film industry in Austin user. You could probably get gigs holding microphones or doing that sort of thing.

Get a job at wholefoods they are based in Austin. Could talk to coworkers about drugs and meditation make new frens.