Please gather around and have a seat. It concerns the future of business and finance so I promise this will be important
Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make
My psychic powers are telling me this has something to do with jannies and intercourse
I'm listening, brother.
Err...No. Security please remove this ruffian from the premises.
enjoy the cocktail shrimp! It’s low fat! We need just a few more to fill up the seats then we can begin the show
>ladies
Those are men
Can't wait to hear sir
Hope its worth our time
You got my attention for the next 5 minutes whilst I browse Zig Forums on the shitter.
>ladies
God, I wish that were me.
>oh please sir do go on, remember to help yourself to the beverages and make a mess the jannies literally work for free
I anticipate this will be the greatest announcement in the history of 4channel. This is gonna be the announcement that saves Zig Forums and motivates me to get my life back on track.
Sir it's been 1 hour
Still w8n. Pls OP
Please deliver
My dear fellow baron, do say what you need to say, my aristocratic ears are fixed upon the arrival of your voice.
Oh, and we hung janjans by the oak near the game keeper's cottage. Ah well, you could allways get another, can you, good chap?
Is it about nignogs and janjans?
I'm listening
We're here
Please tell us announcement sir. My friends and I are much waiting
imagine the smell...
Sir I am waiting for important announcement, no need for racism.
We are sure OP must have important message, maybe it is the address the issue of racism on this board
Gentlemen, was the announcement cancelled????
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Memes aside, do jannies really work for free? Why would ANYONE do that? Am I missing something here?