if you're under 5'9" and a male, you are a child and should be put down like the degenerate you are.
There is ZERO hope if short. Money and women won't make up for being a midget. You will always be a joke.
Even employers will judge you. For instance, there was a stat that showed if you sit next to a fat lady, even if you don't know them, just being next to them makes you less likely to be hired. Wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens to males who are short.
This world hates you. Even god hates you. Smartest thing to do as a short male is jump off a bridge.
Post face. Let's decide if you are ugly or not. Tall and ugly is even worse than short and ugly.
Adrian Hill
I wouldn't mind, but I also don't want to get doxed
Luis Russell
POst face and/or cock just cover your eyes with a black bar if you don't wanna be doxxed
Julian Carter
Like people won't be able to tell just because of a black bar over your eyes, kek.
Either way, what I said is fact.
Tall and ugly is a billion times better than short and average/above average in looks. Objective fact.
Jayden Bell
I'm 4 foot 11 inches and more successful and richer than you ever will be
Blake Howard
>4ft 11inches >hasnt killed himself LMFAO
Also, even if not larp (dumb motherfucker. This is larp, but I'll play), people what just see you as compensating. I also doubt you're rich going by how illiterate you are. I'll requite what I posted in the op: > Money and women won't make up for being a midget. You will always be a joke.
Justin Clark
>what would
Christian Stewart
i’m short and it’s the least of my worries. more self conscious of my 5 inch hard penis than being short
Ayden Turner
5'10 face of a god and beard connects kekekeke
James Bennett
>trying to feel better by putting others down ngmi
Cooper Lewis
Then you're retarded because being short is worse
Isaac Morris
I'm 5'5", retard. I'm just stating facts. Short males are weak links and are supposed to be put down. Society should have a peaceful assisted suicide method for short males. Barbarian faggots though so not gonna happen.
Connor Wilson
also by being short, I was predestined to never make it in the first place. I was predestined to jump off a bridge.
Tyler Robinson
Fuck you OP Joe Rogan is 5'1 and the most alpha man alive. He would fucking rip you to shreds, he would take your girlfriend and mother. What do you have to say to that you fucking coward?
Nathan Collins
regardless of the hand you were dealt at birth you can min / max your stats and live a good life
Accept Christ get fit, socialize and get good and talking to women, and wageslave effectively
it’s that simple
Daniel Sanders
>5'1" >alpha Imagine being this retarded.
> He would fucking rip you to shreds Even though i've trained more than 99.99999999999% of humans as a 16 year old (now 25. Stopped because of this height since god was jealous of me and wanted to prevent me from breaking world records hence my height). Dumbass. That loser cant even touch what I used to do.
>min / max your stats and live a good life Retard alert. Ever play gacha games? Being short is like a 1 star rarity. Sure, you can clear level 1, but the you get assraped. Youre also retarded because I clearly stated in the op no amount of women or money can fix the emasculation/trauma of being short, dumbass. Why cant biztards read? This is fucking cope.
you can still strive to breed a taller woman and raise your kids with meat milk and butter and optimal sleep/fitness to be absolute chads
Nicholas Foster
OP makes the best threads on Zig Forums
Michael Hughes
Stop talking like you have down syndrome. Fact of the matter is being short is a fucking joke.
Elijah Nguyen
Imagine not knowing Joe Rogan is a bjj blackbelt, tae kwon doe national champion and has the hormone levels of a 15 year old. He would fuck you up so bad dude just stfu
Haha retard. >he he knows karate!! You know its bad when even *I* tower over him. Bitch cant do shit in a real fight. Youre probably short yourself and use him as a means to cope.
Nathaniel Gomez
Yes, Im sure pussy can do 300 pushups with 45lb in 4 min and 20 sec (100 in a min 20 sec 3x with 2 10 second breaks) or curl a 20lb dumbbell 1800 times per arm (without stopping i.e. once every 2 seconds) or do 3k situps without stopping once, or curl 50lb dumbbells, etc. Bitch probably can barely bench press over 200lb kek
Colton Myers
What's up with the spam of demoralization threads lately? Mostly on Zig Forums and Zig Forums. Why would anyone be against healthcare and financial education?
Wyatt Cook
i'm 5'5 and have all of the sex, you're just ugly and projecting. sorry user.
James Cruz
LMAO dude are you seriously bragging about CALISTHENICS? Joe Rogan can deadlift over 600 but that doesn't matter, lifting doesn't matter, it's all about the technique which you have none of. He could literally rape you if he wanted
Huh?????? Universal healthcare should be a thing. U.s. is the only first world country without it and it depletes savings/throws people into debt. Republicans are retards for not seeing this. They just argue "b-but better medicine lmfao". Retards think a system that financially rapes people is good. They are god damn stupid. You are too though for even saying in arguing about this.
as for "financial education", idk what you mean. If you mean more college, thats dumb. College is cancer (Ive done 150 college units fyi). Most jobs dont need a degree. Employers just ask for one to screen people out. Its nothing more than a time sink to jump through hoops babyboomers created. Worse and less ethical than IQ tests (I prefer iq tests over this current bullshit of "lmao get edumicated").
Colton Gomez
I probably look better than you, dumbass. You are coping with your degenerate body.
cope. Midget can only fight other midgets and we can all easily see you are idolizing and cock sucking him because you are short yourself and this is the only way you cope.
Youre also retarded if you think what ive done is "easy". Do it youself :). Oh wait, you wont. You cant.
Charles Lewis
>I'm 5'5" If you get leg lengthening surgery, you could probably go up to 5'10", maybe 5'11" if you really push it.
Just need to make it to get enough money to do that.
Samuel Brooks
Youre new here, arent you? Im the user that has made those threads. Im probably WHY people on biz even know about limb lengthening in the first place. Anyways, im 25. Chances are I wont get them by 26. Even getting them now wont change the fact that I will kill myself over the trauma ive endured.
No money (50k in germany) for 4 inches (barely be 5'9" after a year long process), then I'll kms at 26. If I get the money by 26, I'll STILL kill myself by 28-28.5. Bitch faggot devil-god already won. He cheated. He was jealous of me. Thats why he did this.
Joseph Ortiz
Yeah I was larping, I’m actually 6’3”. You need help user. All of this is a coping mechanism for some very deeply ingrained issues that you need to resolve. Good luck.
Nathan Gomez
>coping mechanism imagine using terms you dont understand, kek. Coping = accepting degeneracy. Basically like this guy: What I am is called a REALIST. I am objective. I accept the fact that I am deformed. I do not make up lies to try to cope with the reality of it all.
Brody Diaz
Youre right this doesnt look like cope it looks psychotic as fuck gl with your life retard
He's the most influential, alpha man in the world and it's not up for debate. His show is listened to by 50 million. Bragging about calisthenics on biz is hilarious. His black step daughter would fuck your ass up
Parker Wood
And nein in German means “I’m a gay retard”. Trust me I’m not German, I would know. user no one really cares about height. I mean, seriously, besides you, who the fuck cares? Stop using your height as an excuse for your failures.
Levi Rogers
I can tell OP is an insecure fag. Probaby got abused a lot.
Asher Ortiz
>not up for debate! pic related. It's you. Youre a bitch that just HAS to dogmatically believe he is "alpha" just to fucking cope. Jesus christ, youre beta as fuck if you cant become a realist
>no amount of women or money can fix the emasculation/trauma of being short For you maybe, I'm 5'6 and the only thing that bothers me about being short is the social ramifications, that can mostly be compensated in some ways. I do not *feel* short, I have no emotional pain from my height.
Do you have asperger by any chance? I've noticed people with this mental illness tend to confuse the subjective way they feel with the objective reality.
