Monday Morning

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But then landlords who rent out office space get btfo so shhh user

>graduate this past Dec with an EE degree
>applied to over 400+ jobs
>can't land 1 single interview because companies don't want to train during this pandemic
>accept Amazon warehouse job that starts in two weeks

I'm going to h-hear back from an engineering job soon, r-right bros?

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Another day to earn more money to buy more VRA
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>7 months since graduating

y-yeah user, plenty of time left ...

>user what did you do this weekend
>Haha.. (make up some plan because I spent the whole weekend getting drunk watching anime alone)

'bout the same experience, but I take one day of the week to go full blast caffeine maniac and put in all the work I neglected.

>he didn't tail hedge during the GREATEST MARKET CRASH OF ALL TIME for massive profits so he doesn't have to work a day in his life ever again
user... I...

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Birthday this weekend so calling in Friday and maybe Thursday

Same here kek. Protip you can get an app on your phone that moves your mouse in set intervals so your laptop never shows you as away.

>Haha hey bro welcome to the Amazon team. Wait a minute, user is that you? It's me, Stoner Steve. From high school, remember? I'll be training you today. Actually, I manage your department! Let's get ready to work hard today user. After all, you have a lot of catching up to do.

Unemployment has been extremely comfy. Hope I never have to work again.

>>can't land 1 single interview because companies don't want to train during this pandemic

training while remote is absolute garbage

one of the many reasons I think remote work won't stick around.

He doesn't set mouse sensitivity to 100% and place oscillating fan on max in the same room.
HAHAHA

Sad but true. Went to business school but it did not cure my autism. I do the same job as the hillbillies from high school

Lift weights. Then at least you can be autistic but good looking and strong.

I had iced coffee in my special K in lieu of milk, and rode my bike to work.
I'm feeling fine. Having taken the time on thursday/friday to declutter my shit both in terms of space and life have me feeling just fine.

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Working home home, I have a comfy set up office now so it's good.

It won't be till October that I'm back in the office and even that will be maybe one or two days a week

I do lift. But I'm 32. hot girls do not pay attention to me. Got no game.

Hey user, go into nature or something, and quit drinking so much.

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Same. Today I'm gonna move my mouse while watching the Bourne movies the rest of the day