>"i will wait for it to correct, $200 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $400 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $600 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $800 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $1000 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $1200 is too high" >"i will wait for it to correct, $1400 is too high"
>letting someone called a 'BROKE'-er anywhere near your money ngmi
Noah Carter
xth for stocks only go up.
Evan Bennett
TQQQ or you’re stupid
Jordan Miller
Kek I’m still laughing
John Hughes
is it time to SOLO call?
Hunter Adams
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER?
ad infinium, its always valued too highly for these people. maybe itll finally be fair value when its a penny stock
Carter Watson
>Uber currently estimates that it will issue about 84 million shares of common stock for 100% of the fully diluted equity of Postmates, the company said in a statement.
why is uber going up if they just diluted their stock
do stockholders like being cucked
Anthony Morales
Did everybody have a good holiday? I blasted 2 weeks salary into the sky and ate a pound of hot dogs
Austin Allen
Reminder that SOLO is only up because it’s riding on WKHS. When horse dumps from the morning normie panic, SOLO will go with it... but unlike horse, it wont be coming back up. This exact. same. thing. happened last wednesday with BLNK.
If you’re smart you will sell SOLO at open and buy the WKHS dip.
What if these people are right and that a company that fails to turn a profit and barely has any sales at all isn't fairly valued at a price higher than all their competitors combined?
Dominic Sullivan
Tesla's non-meme fair value is ~100 Don't really care to get into a an argument with an elon memer. That is just how the numbers are. But I am not going to touch puts on a stock that is basically a shitcoin. BASED
Fuck me, maybe thats why i've been thriving so much in this new economy and generally upbeat while everybody else is pessimistic as fuck. I've always despised this fucking horseshit, bullshit your way through life mentality, when the people who are genuinely qualified get pushed aside.
Aaron Stewart
Need to glaze morgan's footpusy
Anthony Parker
i dont have a condescending laughing meme enough for the both of you. instead just know that im making money while you doubt
Literally everypony knew this was gonna happen. Horse dips then gallops back to new pastures.
Caleb Hall
Shill me a stock to spend 1000$ on right now
Noah Ross
This is what happens when you don't know TA.
Jackson Morris
>he missed the bottom lol @ r*dditors who fell for the covid hoax
Nolan Torres
Rip. It’s just a flu bro
Mason Walker
Well he was encouraged to undervalue you as you were encourage to resent him for it, that's how class warfare works. I feel the same as you, and I was kind of pissed watching this all play out knowing that even though my resentment was justified it was still part of the game.
Henry Morgan
I moved back to America and had a fat ass burrito and some bbq. Was pretty cool.
Connor Wright
Perhaps. The thing is, all the optimism in the world won't save you when you run straight off a cliff. Sometimes people don't really know what magnitude of risk they're in, and it pays off massively. other times, well, we don't hear much about them unless it goes properly catastrophic.
Gavin Clark
Based? and larp-pilled?
>pic related You know what value actually matters? The one it's currently trading at. Lol get fuckdd Bobo
Thank you. The thing is I'm not skilled enough at all to actually trade. I'm currently sitting on a little bit of cash which I'm loaning out on bitfinex at pretty decent interest rate. Right now does feel like a good time to sell a little index, but unlike you I don't have any other options to play in the meantime, so if it continues to soar another 20%, I'm fucked. I would probably FOMO in at some point.
Ian Wilson
Yeah, like I said 1000x times. It fell in power hour on thursday, then got shorted over the weekend, and dipshit normies will panic dump it at open... then it will pump again.
I’ll be there to buy it up at $16 and watch it go to $24 eod.
Grayson Bell
These dog-faced pony soldiers are going to get slaughtered today, and I'm going to make a few extra shekels when I close my put.
Parker Bennett
>higher than all their competitors combined? >competitors
Here's where you fuck up. TSLA has no competitors. Its not an auto company, its a tech company. One not strictly limited to hardware, or software.
If you think TSLA should be valued the same as Ford, then you also think Amazon should be valued the same as Barnes and Noble.
Dominic Hernandez
SHLL
Mason Bailey
scammed at $4 lmao oh noooooo
Parker Bell
Stop forcing it, let nignogs be nignogs. Wouldn't want it to be ruined for us chads.
Landon Long
l-lol?
Camden Gray
I'm waiting for Elon to shitpost on Twitter, again, causing Tesla to dump for a day or two.
Brayden Murphy
Based, shill me something user
Easton Sanchez
WKHS
Asher Perez
What the fuck is the horse doing
Parker Gonzalez
this is the correct take, anyone who says otherwise doesnt understand the company enough to trade it
Aaron Clark
>"What the fuck is a broker" >"1000$ for a fractional share of TESLA please!" >"I bought the bankruptcy dip"
I am continually vexxed by these shitty nothing companies mooning overnight. SOLO and NIO were so obviously crappy that I figured smart money wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. I stayed in nothing but cash, horse, and Microsoft over the weekend and missed out on hundreds in gains. Ce la vie, I supposed. It stings but they're still shit.
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP NEW ATH EVERYDAY ITS NOT FAIR THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 THIS IS LITERAL LATE STAGE CAPITALISM WEAR THE MASK GOY
Aaron Robinson
very low volume profit taking and ETF zombies while the russell dips
Dylan Barnes
I had margheritas with my russian neighbors
John Barnes
I bought like a grand of it on friday at 20.05 just in case it somehow powered through without a teens dip but if it goes below 18 today I'm all in without a fuckin doubt lol
It's not about risk and stumbling into an impending doom one is ignorant about, yeah I get everything's bad, it's about the people who can actually produce rising in status according to their output, and morons who can only talk retreating back in their holes like the little peons they are.
>market opens in 5 minutes and I can dump this trash JOB stock I made the wrong bet thinking that a fucking work placement company was going to boom after near record unemployment.
Eli James
>don't wear the cuck mask but >how dare you not get the cuck vaccinerino
David Cooper
Waiting for me to get impatient and sell my calls so it can zoom to new heights
>falling >still over $20, the resistance from last week Yeah, no...
Patience. It's just now the opening bell
>He missed the sub $20 dip last week
Jonathan Gonzalez
Always good to take profits man
Ian Flores
was it bait?
Sebastian Reed
Done
Tyler Clark
2 minutes
Matthew Garcia
Uhm... horsebros???
Ayden Scott
any of the FAANG stocks. Regardless of if you think Gorona is a big deal or not, this will usher in a more digital economy. I'd personally say Amazon. Also pay no attention to the whole "zuck didnt cuck to the advertisers n shit". The US gets so much data off of FB they would be crazy to let it fall
Fuck I love trading. I must get good at this, I absolutely have to. It’s the only thing resembling work that I’ve ever enjoyed. I literally like the weekdays more than the weekends now.