/smg/ Stock Market General

Carona Virus is Back Edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/horses/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Should I go all in on $FCEL or $SOLO?

And the Horse still runs

>Carona Virus is Back
Proofs??

WKHS

Fuck all the fags who doubted SOLO, I’m up 3k. Also I hope that chad who didn’t know what a broker is chills with us in this thread.

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>What the fuck is a broker

Nth for fuck brokers.

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$INCEL

I’ve been in bed for 5 days with all the symptoms

>"i will wait for it to correct, $200 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $400 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $600 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $800 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $1000 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $1200 is too high"
>"i will wait for it to correct, $1400 is too high"

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Nice work.
I hope he does as well. More of him and less of that kpop nigger.

BASED OP

>everything going up
>see this post
Yep, loading up on more puts.

Same here, I want nothing but all his wisdom this morning while i drink my coffee

BASED

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some zoomer who does't know what a broker is, will be making more returns this year than bobos with puts masturbating about their imaginary crash

First for MSFT to $220 by end of next week.

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>letting someone called a 'BROKE'-er anywhere near your money
ngmi

xth for stocks only go up.

TQQQ or you’re stupid

Kek
I’m still laughing

is it time to SOLO call?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER?

ad infinium, its always valued too highly for these people. maybe itll finally be fair value when its a penny stock

>Uber currently estimates that it will issue about 84 million shares of common stock for 100% of the fully diluted equity of Postmates, the company said in a statement.

why is uber going up if they just diluted their stock

do stockholders like being cucked

Did everybody have a good holiday? I blasted 2 weeks salary into the sky and ate a pound of hot dogs

Reminder that SOLO is only up because it’s riding on WKHS. When horse dumps from the morning normie panic, SOLO will go with it... but unlike horse, it wont be coming back up. This exact. same. thing. happened last wednesday with BLNK.

If you’re smart you will sell SOLO at open and buy the WKHS dip.

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I have literally never made a trade in my life yet I still come here daily to give advice to anons on how to spend their money

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He’s gonna make it bro’s, you just know.

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What if these people are right and that a company that fails to turn a profit and barely has any sales at all isn't fairly valued at a price higher than all their competitors combined?

Tesla's non-meme fair value is ~100
Don't really care to get into a an argument with an elon memer. That is just how the numbers are. But I am not going to touch puts on a stock that is basically a shitcoin.
BASED

>Carona

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Fuck me, maybe thats why i've been thriving so much in this new economy and generally upbeat while everybody else is pessimistic as fuck. I've always despised this fucking horseshit, bullshit your way through life mentality, when the people who are genuinely qualified get pushed aside.

Need to glaze morgan's footpusy

i dont have a condescending laughing meme enough for the both of you. instead just know that im making money while you doubt

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>horsie is falling

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

THE RETARDS ACTUALLY BOUGHT INTO THIS SCAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Last week the horse was green while everything was red. Now everything is green and the horse is red. What gives?

What's the play today boys

I will do literally anything you tell me to

BASED
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>Step one: WTF is a broker?

BULLS ASSEMBLE

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Literally everypony knew this was gonna happen. Horse dips then gallops back to new pastures.

Shill me a stock to spend 1000$ on right now

This is what happens when you don't know TA.

>he missed the bottom
lol @ r*dditors who fell for the covid hoax

Rip. It’s just a flu bro

Well he was encouraged to undervalue you as you were encourage to resent him for it, that's how class warfare works. I feel the same as you, and I was kind of pissed watching this all play out knowing that even though my resentment was justified it was still part of the game.

I moved back to America and had a fat ass burrito and some bbq. Was pretty cool.

Perhaps. The thing is, all the optimism in the world won't save you when you run straight off a cliff.
Sometimes people don't really know what magnitude of risk they're in, and it pays off massively. other times, well, we don't hear much about them unless it goes properly catastrophic.

Based? and larp-pilled?

>pic related
You know what value actually matters? The one it's currently trading at. Lol get fuckdd Bobo

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all in on WKHS

GET HYPED UP FOR SIDEWAYS TRADING SO WE CAN GET SOME SWEET AH/PRE-MARKET PUMPS

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>SOLO

So the tulip mania continues?
I will buy all the tulips this week

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Thank you. The thing is I'm not skilled enough at all to actually trade. I'm currently sitting on a little bit of cash which I'm loaning out on bitfinex at pretty decent interest rate. Right now does feel like a good time to sell a little index, but unlike you I don't have any other options to play in the meantime, so if it continues to soar another 20%, I'm fucked. I would probably FOMO in at some point.

Yeah, like I said 1000x times. It fell in power hour on thursday, then got shorted over the weekend, and dipshit normies will panic dump it at open... then it will pump again.

I’ll be there to buy it up at $16 and watch it go to $24 eod.

These dog-faced pony soldiers are going to get slaughtered today, and I'm going to make a few extra shekels when I close my put.

>higher than all their competitors combined?
>competitors

Here's where you fuck up. TSLA has no competitors. Its not an auto company, its a tech company. One not strictly limited to hardware, or software.

If you think TSLA should be valued the same as Ford, then you also think Amazon should be valued the same as Barnes and Noble.

SHLL

scammed at $4 lmao oh noooooo

Stop forcing it, let nignogs be nignogs. Wouldn't want it to be ruined for us chads.

l-lol?

I'm waiting for Elon to shitpost on Twitter, again, causing Tesla to dump for a day or two.

Based, shill me something user

WKHS

What the fuck is the horse doing

this is the correct take, anyone who says otherwise doesnt understand the company enough to trade it

>"What the fuck is a broker"
>"1000$ for a fractional share of TESLA please!"
>"I bought the bankruptcy dip"

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I am continually vexxed by these shitty nothing companies mooning overnight. SOLO and NIO were so obviously crappy that I figured smart money wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. I stayed in nothing but cash, horse, and Microsoft over the weekend and missed out on hundreds in gains. Ce la vie, I supposed. It stings but they're still shit.

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Amazon gonna hit $3000 by tuesday

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP NEW ATH EVERYDAY ITS NOT FAIR THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 THIS IS LITERAL LATE STAGE CAPITALISM WEAR THE MASK GOY

very low volume profit taking and ETF zombies while the russell dips

I had margheritas with my russian neighbors

I bought like a grand of it on friday at 20.05 just in case it somehow powered through without a teens dip but if it goes below 18 today I'm all in without a fuckin doubt lol

dying

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Getting shorted. It will bounce back.

Should I sell SOLO? Made 1.5k

It's not about risk and stumbling into an impending doom one is ignorant about, yeah I get everything's bad, it's about the people who can actually produce rising in status according to their output, and morons who can only talk retreating back in their holes like the little peons they are.

SPY 330 today?
SPY 330 today?

SPY 330 today?
SPY 330 today?!

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>market opens in 5 minutes and I can dump this trash JOB stock
I made the wrong bet thinking that a fucking work placement company was going to boom after near record unemployment.

>don't wear the cuck mask
but
>how dare you not get the cuck vaccinerino

Waiting for me to get impatient and sell my calls so it can zoom to new heights

based

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>falling
>still over $20, the resistance from last week
Yeah, no...

Patience. It's just now the opening bell

>He missed the sub $20 dip last week

Always good to take profits man

was it bait?

Done

2 minutes

Uhm... horsebros???

any of the FAANG stocks. Regardless of if you think Gorona is a big deal or not, this will usher in a more digital economy. I'd personally say Amazon.
Also pay no attention to the whole "zuck didnt cuck to the advertisers n shit". The US gets so much data off of FB they would be crazy to let it fall

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Fuck I love trading. I must get good at this, I absolutely have to. It’s the only thing resembling work that I’ve ever enjoyed. I literally like the weekdays more than the weekends now.

Attention span of a goldfish right here