What's the best way to convert $10k in cash to any crypto without any paper trail?

What's the best way to convert $10k in cash to any crypto without any paper trail?

> inb4
> Not a man
> Bitcoin ATM
> Local Bitcoins
> Bisq

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that's a man.

As much as you want it to be, still not a man.

Go down to your local FBI office they provide the service for free

Can you get contact info from someone on local bitcoins and then talk to them privately? A reputable seller?

Most of them want you to dox yourself in some way or you have to pay some ridiculous margin of 40%+.

This one is clearly a man though.

Someone said buy Visa gift card and then buy crypto with them. That's not a bad idea but activated cards are going for 40% markup on ebay.

Why do you care about trail? Just buy monero from coinbase and transfer it to your own wallet and you are anonymous.

That's on the books dumb ass. If the gov decides to make monero illegal they might try to seize it.

well then buy monero and convert it to bitcoin anonymously

Coinbase reports directly to the IRS you inbred fuck.The goal is to NOT have the IRS seize your shit and throw you in prison.

Yea because you have to call in and associate an identity with them.
An actual good strategy is to go around helping homeless people get Obama phones and having them give you a certain amount of money to activate them. Or the blacks if you know some that you can trust. Don’t go to their neighborhood with cash though.

*paying them a plastic fifth of vodka not having them pay you
Also buy them a McDouble or two please

This is quite undiscutably a man

Use 0xMonero, they won't ban Ethereum.

Do you know who is buying these? Would love to know more about this scam. Is the challenge creating new eBay accounts?

what a babe, source?

So I have to handle my money with a bunch of degenerates? This sounds fucking crazy.

They might ban everything. It needs to be off the books.

No idea.

I got it off some escort website.

I think I figured out the actual scam it’s people Creating new accounts then refunding on eBay or PayPal. They always side with the buyer. I can’t come up with another explanation because if it was about untraceable cash they would be all over craigslist and they aren’t.

Bitcoin ATM

There are definitely some ebay scams that run to take advantage of sellers and of the buyer/seller protection.

I'm trying to plan my exit to fiat also now. I didn't know I'd make so much so quickly and it bothers me not knowing what to do. So far I have this

>buy monero
>find a 3rd world country place that accepts monero for gold. somewhere in thailand probably has this
>acquire that gold with no kyc (cause it's fucking thailand)
>go back home
>sell small amounts of that gold into fiat at different pawn shops

It'll be risky going through the airport with that amount of gold. but I'd do the maximum limit at a time. Otherwise I'd just ship it from thailand over home and then hope it doesn't get raided.

Do any pawn shops buy and sell crypto? There is probably some bullshit laws in place that prevent it.

No exchange will accept prepaid gift cards.

Probably with some kyc or something. I've checked around mine for selling gold, and they accept everything shy of a fucking bullion without ID. So I can run around all day cashing out in multiple places.

Someone told me Simplex enabled sites will allow you to buy with visa gift cards.

I have some off the books silver. I probably need some gold too. Right now I mainly want crypto though. These laws are so fucking retarded.

What’s the gold premium For kyc vs not?
Is it really that substantial?

Pawn shops are just a rip off in general.

Use it to buy gold. Convert gold into cash

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The premium doesn't change that much, I just don't want to do any kyc. They obviously would be suspect of someone exchanging 10k worth of gold everyday. Much better to do 5 x 100g bars at 5 different pawn shops over a month, and without ID