HAPPENING THREAD

Get ready for one of the biggest business and finance happenings this year has seen yet.
Will happen in the next two hours.

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Joris bhonson

are you going to have a prostate orgasm?

Why don't you just say wtf it is or instead make this thread 2 hours from now? Oh yeah, because you're a stupid piece of shit.

oh good, we haven't had one of these in a while

Maybe /biz is slowly getting back ti its old self

these always turn out to be bullshit

China is cancelled.

kek

I know: Huawei affaire escalating into trade conflict. First signs already seen yesterday.

Just bought 150 pounds worth of shares in Wetherspoons

How to prepare?

UK and EU starting China trade war. We are all joining sides with USA to end China.

As a uk citizen make sure you have small arms available.

UK and EU starting a war. Normandy 2.0.

A NINTENDO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

it's near impossible now, only way to get one is shooting range hobby, and with quarantine all the clubs are closed

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You goot a looooiiicense for that mate?

The UK navy is so pitiful these days that even Italy outclassed it, and not to mention France which is probably the 2nd only to USA in terms of naval power

I've got tiny arms, like a t rex

Probably by getting some FUND

Sorry the announcement was delayed, no happening today anons

Checked and larp pilled

who could've seen this one coming...

kino

Sure, why not just tell us if you know ?

This is now a Verasity thread.

UK citizens eat soggy peas and watch harry potter all day, they dont lift weights so no issues there

At least give us a hint faggot

This, if you have insider info tell us or we just wait for the news anyway whats the difference ?

The diff is in the profit INSIDER TRADING would provide
Ya fuckin fag

USA citizens eat burgers and watch BBC cuck porn all day. The only weights they lift are the 3 litre fanta cups with their meal deals. Army too fat to be an effective infantry force so 99.99% of the time rely on their chair force. No real worry.