/smg/ - Sub Machine Gun general

what announcement

When platypus was first studied there was suspicion it was fake animal somebody made as joke.

Gold 1800 party hats by the way. Maybe it'll hold it this time.

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So on buying there are 4 possibilites. Limit, Market, stopp loss and stop limit.
What exactly does the Market do? Its just buying them as they are?

look at the 1y chart on WMT and then get the hell away from it and never look again

That Etna cosplay in the old OP made my pp hard

This one.

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i think everything has enough volume to just market buy everything on teh estock market

not market buying is for crypto where theres actually snail volume and u wanna scoop up at a low price

but maybe im stupid

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market immediately executes the order at whatever the market price is

i am both retarded and sorry
ignore please
for some reason i did not immediately recognize the ticker and thought it was kpop dipshit shilling the chinese tea pnd

>Not drinking coffee
ngmi, breh

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who here GAZ chad?

>russian gas monopoly
>Nordstream 2 finished this year, exports to all of europe
>just look at their fundamentals (P/E 3,5, P/B 0,25)
>russian ruble at ATL
>huge exports to china and turkey
>natural gas price only increasing
>enviroment friendly
>can be converted to hydrogen, huge future industry
>they also produce oil
>up to 8% dividends in the next years

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What’s NIO gonna do today?

When you execute your order the brokerage (usually) tries to get you the best possible prices available at that time but yes it's still just whatever is being offered at that moment.

Not buying your bags

A market buy will fill your order at the current ask price. If you want more shares than are currently on offer at the lowest ask, your order will continue to fill at the next price up and so on.

what the fuck is up with futures? the bots are writing something

when to sell tsla

Whoever the options writer is for TSLA is getting reamed out of billions of dollars. The strike spread was too large and they are just getting it dry.
>every day deep OTM calls are bought
>shares have to be bought to cover
>sell calls and, presumably, shares
>shorts get squeezed each day
>repeat next day
This rodeo can keep going until 2k. This is a professional pump and dump that will be studied for years.

Imagine being this much of a dumbass. Stay away for your own sake.

I doubt theres a company more affected by politics worldwide. Maybe ARAMCO.

I hope nobody here fell for the diversification meme

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COFFEE GANG GET OUT

THIS IS SIPPER TURF NOW

What are you sipping user? Cheap ass level up here.

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elon promoted those booty shorts on his twitter in order to mock the short sellers

of tesla

see how the subliminal messages working

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Coffee’s good but sometimes an energy drink is that extra kick

>Rich people tell you what they want you to do, not what you should do

€30 today bros

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>So on buying there are 4 possibilites. Limit, Market, stopp loss and stop limit.
Also this isn't correct. For buys it's stop-buy and stop-limit-buy. 'Stop loss' is a stop-sell order with or without the limit (unless you're shorting).

NIO RISE UP

I’m trying a new one called ‘reign’ berry blast flavour pretty nice desu

>buys the top, sells the bottom
>"Don't diversify!"
>favorite stock crabs
>Ahhhhhh, I love getting older but none the richer

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What happens when somebody buys an OTM call?

WKHS order book stream is up

If you are dealing with orders less than 1k, market buy/sell is superior to everything else over time and on average.

i'm going to buy tesla with $85k

This.

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they will 100% export to turkey and china
the last miles of nordstream 2 are build right now. germany wants this pipeline, because they are hugely invested in hydrogen and don't want to burn coal anymore.

Very based, I'll be there after shift gets out.

He gets the option to buy 100 shares at a price higher than the current one. If the price goes over the strike+premium he makes bank. And the seller sucks dong.