>attending one of the monthly staff meetings
>normally in person so you have to be attentive for two hours
>now it's via Teams
>half the company has their videos turned off
>browsing biz and trading crypto
>gaining more in the last 24 hours than I make from salary over the course of three months
>comfy AF
This is life moving forward for most white collar workers in America
True and also based
true, i just respond to slack messages on my phone and keep my laptop near by. even got my goyployeer to buy me a wifi hotspot cuz i didnt want to sign up for shecklecast
My company force me to use a VPN so I have to play runescape on a little laptop alongside my battlestation.
Hope the trading goes well but I cba with it. Just buy and maintain.
this is why the market is so crazy right now lol everyone is playing it since there's no one looking over their shoulder making sure they are "working"
I work from home now and just fuck around here, watch porn, and message girls on fetlife. I can get the majority of my work done in an hour or two.
exactly. it's been super easy to make money. also saving on random lunches from coworkers and using those funds
Just foudn out we're not going back into the office until 2021. Fucking love it. Make $40/hr and just play xbox, runescape, or shitpost all day. Can't wait for my RSR to make it so I never have to work again. Moving the mouse every 30 minutes is exhausting.
well done user. they just sent us all brand new iphone 11s and i requested a nice otter box for mine. also shipping a new monitor for me.
this last year of wageslaving before the hopefully crypto moon should be comfy as fuck
It’s so based. I do hardly any work but my manager thinks I work really hard because of some techniques I observed from other wagies and implemented into my own style.
>mfw sore arm from hourly mouse wiggle
Shit's exhausting bros
same here. it helped being a young wagie and watching how the boomers work. i've found me and the other young millenials work 10x faster than them at least. strategically time your emails and reports and it looks like you've been at it all work day
Typing this from my engineering wagie job I've had to show up to in person.
Just had our first 3 cases officially and now I could have possibly transmitted it unknowingly to my family who I saw last week.
I fucking hate that I have to show up in person and potentially harm/kill others because I'm "essential", while unemployed people get to make more money doing absolutely nothing.
What can I do as a voter, citizen, etc to ensure we get some compensation?
>inb4 seethe more wagie
I am scared anons I feel hopeless....
This
jelly
I have to waggle mine every 10 minutes or it locks and I have to enter my PIN to get back to desktop
Based
It’s mainly about how you represent yourself in the first month of working, once good impressions are formed you can do no wrong
Also sending “proactive” emails which take no effort but make you look like a wagecuck supreme
Just open a word document and put a weight on a letter or something.
Try running a PowerPoint presentation. Works every time
Doesn’t work. I’ve tried that.
You have to run a PowerPoint presentation. If you know, you know. Keeps me green and logged in all day
Just download caffeine.
Or write a simple batch script to move the mouse.
> do something that could potentially be observed by the company in question and get you fired
Literally run a PowerPoint I’m not writing fucking scripts you faggot
Then write a word or excel macro to enter something and backspace every 30sec.
Your reading comprehension isn’t very good, is it?
What sort of commie company are you working for that they would detect and act on an excel macro running?
Why would I need to do that when I already have a solution
So you can still view incoming messages and emails.
Or have a dedicated screen left over for showing NIO going down.
Look up civil lawsuits for coronavirus, there should be some resp for employers who put employees in danger of contracting COVID
T. Lawyer but now businessman
Fuck this dumb argument
install jiggler for mac, or mousemove for windows
So what new fetish have you guys discovered since working from home? I'm now into ropes which makes sense because I still hold HOT.
Hell yeah Zig Forumsbros.
I'm working on a VERY IMPORTANT project right now but since the rest of my team is full of codemonkey pajeets, I'm still looking like a gawd to my supervisors and directors even though I'm only really working about 2 hours a day.
Feels so good to steal back from the slave masters
Get on my level newfags, I have 3 seperate software engineering roles at 3 different tech companies and I I don't do shit, I outsource all the work to teams of pajeets in mumbai who do it for 20% of my salaries, all I do is attend the zoom standups and lurk in slack(s)
Waiting for home prices in city downtown so I can buy but it doesn’t seem to happen
LOL based as fuck. Seriously?
This is epic, I wish I could pull this off but Idk if I have the balls.
never thought of this. good idea although it takes like 20 min to appear away for my company
How long is this charade going to last? I dont want this gravy train to never end, bros.