/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/watch?v=Ch77I8xoUMs

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
portfoliovisualizer.com
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
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>MA ruining my green day with a devil dick
Meh

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What is a realistic maxXx for NIO?

What you guys think about AMZN? I've been holding this stock for 4 yrs and it's just been on a tear recently, thinking about selling some soon

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Just set a $16 sell limit on horse, goodbye frens

>he didn't buy CLSK

You know what, I think there is something to this "just buy TQQQ and TMF" thing.

AUTONOMOUS DELIVERY OF BURRITOS IS THE FUTURE. WE WONT EVEN HAVE KITCHENS OR GROCERY STORES.

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FUV AND SOLO CHADS WHERE ARE YOU AT?

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why the fuck would you sell before the 14th? lmao

Yes fren, TQQQ is the way

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Keep it, but buy MSFT also - they're about to kick Amazon's ass in Cloud

doomers are right though

FUCK it was down to 290 earlier, that would not have been a bad time to open a bullish put spread. I really wish it would smash back down so I could make a confident buy.

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What happens on the 14th?

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lolno. azure only makes money from government contracts and windows shops. 90% of the world runs their infrastructures on gnu, so aws and google cloud are the only choice, but the latter is garbage.

Imagine how many burritos and nachos this can hold made by an assembly line of workers who show up for 2 hours a day.

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>see a bunch of tickets being discussed and shilled
>I see TSM
>my brain fires all neurons and rewired my brain circuitry
>I got a diamond erection which filled my 9 inch cock with blood
>about to faint because all the blood in my body is going to my dick
>before fainting, buy TSM,my brain said
>didn’t even google what it was
>immediately called my female broker and asked to drop 2k on calls at market open
>bogs bless me with huge green dildo
>up 50% as of this post

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As long as credit is poised to expand, it should be a good play. If credit looks like it will contract it might be kill.

Any other options besides TSM ? Got 50 bucks.

You do realize no news will released on the 14th?

Loading up on BBBY for the overreaction play. They had a shit earnings report which was their Q1 during covid peaks so it looks really bad now, but their internet sales traffic is up almost double.

Possibly the day of the pink wojacks

Nah mealkits are in the short term, a bunch of kids had to learn to cook for themselves due to the shut downs. Restaurants aren't going anywhere if the bar experience was just the drinks liquor stores would be less shady and brick and mortar bars wouldn't exist

Stocks go to 0

nothing happens on the 14th

lmaoooooo
plz be troll

LAST CHANCE FOR KTOV AT .85

Are you holding or planning to sell?

Nothing happens on the 14th, it's the deadline to receive bids. They then spend weeks and weeks evaluating and negotiating.

AMD naturally

gonna set a stop loss once it goes back up

its so fucking tiresome bros

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Can we convince some useful idiot libtards to get AAPL involved in some controversial political issues, you know like make them take a stance on Marxist Nigger Lives, LGBTQ+, Biden's Stutter/Alzheimers, or Christopher Columbus? That way AAPL goes down and the whole market tanks, my TLT calls moon, and we make a few extra shekels?

Why is the market red, everything fell off a cliff and died
Whats up with the 500 points bullshit

longterm though I'd trade the cost of kitchen+squarefootage for just a drone delivery elevator.

Same with owning a garage.

Real estate is forcing you to buy rooms/features that will be obsolete. If you take out the delivery costs of food and then the commercial real estate cost it's pretty competitive.

Ok boys what are we buyin

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We've had quite a lot of last chances on this.

Short term has been set at $34. Long term $80.

Paper hand faggots will never win and sell at every drop at a loss.

Watch the NIO YouTube channel and you'll realize that this thing is ridiculously under priced. They're futuristic af

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>my TLT calls moon
... you said TLT was going to tank

Bonds are going parabolic, it's time to exit equities.

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>two weeks ago it was my last chance to buy at 0.95
>week ago it was my last chance to buy at 0.90
>now my last chance to buy at 0.85

Fuck off with your Israel pump and dump or I will report you to the SEC and have your IP traced

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Long calls ?

Why is s&p down? Also I don't pay attention to the world around me, is Jerome still printing or is that meam dead?

Still going to hold :)

The growth in cloud is moving from the US to International, where Microsoft has a much stronger position. Also, MSFT gives discounts on e.g. Office run on Azure, giving corporations huge incentives to choose them

Anime feet I think

$TLT 2020-07-24 C $180

Bid: $0.14
Ask: $0.15
Interest: 63
Volume: 5605
IV: 22.34%
% Diff: 8.06%
Purchase: $166.58

Think I might chase it

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Are you kidding me

You could also just buy and write weekly calls for 58 or so.
Thats what? 150 dollars in premium?

I was wrong. They've started the rug pull on the S&P so now its going to moon.

You don't get it, do you?
Whenever Jerome is not printing, the market is red as long as nothingburger and BLM is still around.

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>Are you kidding me
No one ever really knows why the market does what it does, we just guess, and so do the boys selling the papers.

That explains nothing. You faggots keep posting that chart over and over again. I’m tired of oil constantly going down. Now everything is going down. It better be fixed by next week ffs

Well i got 50 bucks.

What should I buy for free easy money this week?

>+1.64%
>parabolic

Oh yeah. I forgot.
You cant trade with that desu

I keep hearing 14th and 17th what the fucks the deal on this. 14th deadline for entries announcement on the 17th or what?

>Thinking oil is going to recover next week
>He thinks there weren't problems in the oil business prior to nothingburger
Buckle up retard.

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>Also, MSFT gives discounts on e.g. Office run on Azure, giving corporations huge incentives to choose them
That's true. Also they give up to 90% off on azure itself to create lockins (azure itself is specifically designed to be very different from all the standard tools on every other platform, so that companies can scream "retrain cost" at anyone suggesting to change because it's so shitty).
I think india may be a good market for microsoft to exploit but china is not. They're even more on gnu (including inhouse gnus) than the US. EU similarly has a strong stance for gnu, with some governments even switching, or attempting to switch, to gnu infrastructures.
MSFT is still a prime stock with guaranteed growth regardless.

nothing. Save buying power for earnings plays

Q2 Earnings is going to be a really fun exciting unique game. Focus on those ideas.

One more time. Look at the fucking volume, bros.

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For bonds it is.

What do I buy for a safe 5% annual return

I literally bought it at 2.50, it dumped to 2.30s, so i sold when it hit 2.75 and considered it fine. Fuck me

How low can we go?

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Corporate bonds

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