Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

Do they make girls like that in real life too? I need to know, those proportions tempt me to explore third dimension.

>Expecting 3DPD to store fat in the right places
user, I'm gonna save you the disappointment and say no

late!

i like the detail that the elves are all japan tall
i wonder if that was on purpose?

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Dude likes his reverse height-gap. He made the protag human a manlet

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You late again today user. If this happens again, I'm going to have to seriously think about letting you go.

Truly the thinking man's pastime

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I wish the hobbit was better.

Me too

Pear shapes like that exist in real life. Get out there and find them.

What killed the hype?

Is he the worst health advisor ever? All of his patients seem to just get fatter and fatter and he himself seems to bounce back and forth on his weight.

>Monster girl fad died.
>Series about health tips with fan service never shows any real progress and becomes increasingly about just fan service.
>Artist started overindulging in his fetish and girls went from being just chubby to flat out fat.
>It's falling into the same trap monmusume fell into where instead of developing the main cast they just introduce another new girl.

Shouldn't these girls have a bunch of stretch marks and loose skin?

See, I feel bad for Porc because we know that most Orcs are considerably chunkier than what she's at right now so I feel the need to protect her and make her into my wife. Conversely, Erufuda's lack of willingness to get slimmer makes me feel nothing towards her. Overall, White Elf is fucking dumb as a suitcase full of rocks.

It was never about the health advice, let's be real
>Don't eat too much
>Too many carbs is bad
>Homecooking veggie meals is healthy

It's 2D, everything is idealized and free from the negative qualities of 3D. They would also smell terrible and be pimply with how much greasy shit they enjoy. But thankfully they're 2D and not 3D.

Not unusual for this type of series to start with basics like those and then move on to more advanced or niche parts of the topic.

Your skin only gets loose after you lost weight

*liposuction

No, you can lose weight fast enough to have loose skin.

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>icon_of_sin.png

It really should have had a plot, even garbage like Maken-ki ran for 13 years because it had a god tier H artist making it.

What is the appeal of fat chicks? I don't get it.

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Based.

heal me pleeeease

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lmao

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Late again huh?

Nothing.
I would argue the manga is better than it has ever been if anything.

>hype
What is there to hype?
Its a niche market manga that's targeting its niche market.

Hi Elias

There's only so much you can do with shitty fanservice and introducing as many girls as you can that go nowhere in terms of plot. No matter how good the art or fetish is, if it doesn't have anything going for it, anons would be like pic related since it's fucking boring. Meth should go back to porn if this is all he's capable of

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Isn't the OP getting a bit too gay?

She is very stupid, and very lazy, and very gluttonous, and that’s exactly why I love her so much. She’s the perfect fatass.

Thats' why you do it the right way and don't just fasting along with proper keto.

>Post It

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no

left is better though

L A T E

>regularly gets threads that hit the bump limit easily
>one doesn't because it's not a raw/tl thread
>"what killed the hype lol"

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>t. homosexual

S O F T

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This.

Post it...?
...best girl...?
POST BEST GIRL?
DON'T MIND IF I DO!

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Sauce?

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Thanks to the user who made these last thread.

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>a cup of coffee later
>gently succ whole body

Goddamn.

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Why is her area of concern her back?

>deleted
What the FUCK, mods.

I wouldn't say "easily". Some of these threads last for days on end because the same three blobposter guys bump it from page 10.

>Artist started overindulging in his fetish and girls went from being just chubby to flat out fat.
If anything the manga only got more popular after leaning into it.
>It's falling into the same trap monmusume fell into where instead of developing the main cast they just introduce another new girl.
He seems to have realized that and is focusing on fleshing out the main cast now.

>left is better though

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>dislikes: narrow places
so she doesn't like to go anywhere?

DELET

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why are they getting fatter in newest chapters?

Because Naoe is pretty fuckin' bad at his job.

Why is the elf so fat?

Because that's the whole point of the manga.

Irish

Even the skeleton ghost girl is fat now. What the fuck

Too much calcium

>fat
big boned

better than mine, props

CARLOS!

this

Fish is FRESH

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I can't get over what a fucking dick Erufuda always is to Oku. She's always putting her down. This makes me feel bad for Oku and increases my desire to see her win the Naoebowl.

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>my desire to see her win the Naoebowl.
This is not that kind of series, you should have noticed that by now but not a single one of the girls sees the protag in romantic light.

Bullshit, Flower at least wants to drain him dry.

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Mods hate fun and board culture, news at 11.

But they do it for free

>always au naturelle
too bad the bottom censorship isn't going away to test Meth's consistency but this is canon

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Is there a new chapter or not?

Yes, we had a thread a few days ago about it.

As long as their tits are as big as their head its good. Furthermore not having 2 chins, a gut that hangs down. As long as there is a vague hourglass figure its fine; breast & hips wider than the waist.

Which is the correct translation?

>Good that I came then!
>I'm nature myself so you can come in the nature any time you want, with me

Yes, for a volume or two now.
He made Oku into a real pig now.

Fish is ROTTEN!

Given the heart background of that panel I'm going to assume it's the one that more heavily implies that Kusahanada wants to fuck him.

Everyone ITT who thinks Oku is too fat has never been intimate with a big girl. She's the perfect size and would actually still be a great size if she were somewhat bigger. Of all the 3DPD sensations, there's nothing that compares to feeling the heavy squishiness and softness of a fat girl. Oku would be heavenly in real life.

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i think it's nice that the fattest girl, who is literally a pig, is the one everyone thinks is the best girl and wants to win

She's so pleasant and kind and sweet that it's hard not to root for her.

Right now, the collection of best girls is basically: Kuroeda, Oku, Hitome, and Honeda. All the others are basically neutral, except for Hobi who is worst girl, Erufuda who is ALMOST worst girl, and Oga, who is despised because she USED to be best girl but has rocketed down the list because of the dumb mommy gimmick.

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erufuda being worst girl seems like the point of her. Part of the whole fetish with her is that she's a bratty pig

no

Anyone saying that has never actually been with a big girl.

fat people smell, user

it sounds extremely painful

4u

Because she's a hedonistic glutton with zero self-control.

>dislikes: narrow places
Is that a pig farm breeding cage reference?

I think it's just because she's gotten a bit too plump and is worried about being stuck.

Actually Oku is FUCKING BUILT.
Her strength is second only to Oga and Hitome.

She's not fat, she's padded.

user of culture.

I bet Hitome is great at cuddling.

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She is fat but it’s strongfat. Not a bad thing either way.

Erufuda nearly melted at the mere implication that Naoe might be into her. There's definitely something between him and the girls, there's just not much focus on it.

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Of course if Meth wants to make it as funny as possible he'll have multiple girls be into Naoe at once and they'll all fight over him. We've already got Potato Elf and Flower raring to go, and there's plenty of hints that Donk Elf and Porc would jump him too.

Holy FUCK is that the literal translation of that line? Because that's way lewder than either of those pages, she's basically begging him to plow her.

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So what exactly is a "seitei relaxation clinic" that Naoe works for? I've never heard of it before so I'm wondering how much of it is bullshit.
He's at least a bit of a nutritionist so he's got that going for him.

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They die earlier and you inherit all their properties, that's why they were so popular during medieval times. One healthy guy can go through 5-6 fat chicks through his life.

Naoe is probably no-joke giving the whole place an air of legitimacy. I'd bet anything that it's some kind of bullshit "wellness" clinic that specializes in dumb holistic stuff like acupuncture. Naoe being a licensed nutritionist gives a veneer of respectability to what's otherwise complete nonsense. I'm assuming that Boss' banging tits and hips are the primary reason he stays on, given how much he drools over them.

no sadly

>Oku smiles cutely
>"Um, I'm sorry, you all, but I'd like Human-san for myself, so I'm going to have to defeat you all now. I hope that's okay!"
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>to win
Win what? a one way trip back home? she sure as fuck isn't winning Naoe he has Eru or Boss written all over him, Meth himself is an ass man so I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow fooled us all and pulled out a Kuro end.

Oku is the best girl but don't be fooled there's no way she's winning we're lucky she gets any amount of attention past her introductory chapter.

>Monster girl fad died.
Why do you lie?

I kinda want to see Ganon win this fight.

Remember when in chapter 1 she actually got thin but rebounded after a timeskip. And then never recovered ever again.

Her greed and gluttony is simply too powerful.

I have a half-baked idea that the manga is going to end with everyone, including Oku, having slimmed down to their ideal weights... EXCEPT for Erufuda, who will have ballooned up to genuine obesity, and Naoe will just shrug his shoulders and admit defeat on her, reasoning that he's helped all the other girls and there are some clients who are just beyond fixing.

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this shit is fucking nasty

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I really want another Gonda chapter, she's fun.

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fat dragons are the best after all

Woah there. Calm down, dude.
It's just a fetish. Not fucking Highlander.

PREACH IT

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How?

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JIggly and soft, like pillows. Muscle is to manly and I don't like bony chicks, I want a pampered pillow

they smell like fryer grease all the time mixed in with ungodly BO

No.

She does nothing but eat and sleep, wasted design

Nice to see more and more mangakas embrace the pudge.

look like a lucian freud painting

Remember anons. It starts with those. kinds of posts. Then 6 months later you're taping the fupa of your belle to the bedframe because that's the only way to find the vagina.

this is getting too horny

>read the first few chapters
>all the girls range between 12 and 16
For what purpose

>literally just Hitomi, down to being fat as hell
Sold.

>he doesn't like fat lolis

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Its that time again.

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Jesus christ.

>No Gorgon

She's top quality, it's all in the swirly glasses

Rolling

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who am i drawing today

fug gimme piggie

wat i get?

One big boned skeleton waifu please.

Quints for Satero.

Wake me up when you find the Silver Arrows, or the Light Arrows, or whatever the Hell works on him these days, idk.

They're not fat enough. We can go even fatter.

WE'RE PLAYING THE FEUD.

I miss when they were just chubby.

Where'd you find the English tl?