I hate my life

I hate my life,

I'm 30, virgin, live with my parents, I've been making strides though, got an ok job, I'm a bank teller....

by happenstance, I have been given sole control of the vault.

I saw a guy come and ask to convert American money to Vietnamese currency...200 dollars...400k in dong....

I'm in charge of over 600k in American money, at the end of the day, I count it, type it in, whatever I type it accepts and no alarms are raised....

I'm getting fed up, I could steal 100k in American, flee to Vietnam, be a billionaire, hook up with some sweet trad girl have a nice life as a king.

I'd set my flight for the night after I did it, would use a passport in my name, cause I'm not capable enough to get a fake one, they would know what I did,

is this feasible? can I rob this bank blind, and flee to Vietnam and have a life, I'm ready, I don't want anything about whats happening with America anymore

will covid prevent this right now? do they care?

How far will 100k American take you in Vietnam, I have plans to generate money after I make the jump, bit coin, amazon book selling under a fake name, do I need to set up a fake name, how does one go about this?

I'm so done with this life, I just want to start over, I know I can do this, I'm just afraid it wont last...how do I do this? Live like a king with a hot asian waifu?

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also do enough girls speak english to do this, I'm ready to play this long, do I have to learn Vietnamese?

It's nearly impossible for you to make it out without legal repercussions. You'll be able to acquire the money easily but how do you exactly plan to take the money to vietnam. You can't carry it on the plane, or in cargo. If you open a vietnamese bank account and attempt to put 100k through it'll raise alarms and the money will be put on hold, if somehow it does go through the usa bank will seize all of it. I'm not an expert in this shit but its not that easy.

set up a local monero trade

If you get caught before leaving, your life will become hell. It's not worth the risk user, even if things somehow work out you would never be able to go in the USA and you may even get into trouble in other countries depending on if the USA has officials in other airports etc.
If you think 100K would be enough to make it, then devise a plan to get that money legally and go for it. I'm not saying it will be easy, but that's why it'll help you grow. If you can't handle being in the USA and doing your job anymore, then find a way to make money while in Vietnam. Could be anything from freelancing online (perhaps try learning coding?), video editing, copyrighting... Could even be tour guide or vlogger, etc. there are ways, not saying it's easy but it sure beats the risk of going to prison and making the acquaintance of Tyrone, you can say goodbye to a cutie waifu then

Also, yeah I would definitely suggest learning Vietnamese if you're serious about it, it'll help you truly make a home there rather than be the forever american tourist. You could perhaps end up teaching Vietnamese, locally or online

Godspeed user, may you have a hot asian waifu and a happy life

Oh, how on earth did I forget about teaching English in vietnam? That is surely a job in demand, looking into TEFL

imagine settling for a second tier asian. you'll always missing out on a japanese, korean or even chinese.

Pick a country without extradition laws to jewmerica and who aren’t part of nato.
You will flee there.
Hide the money in a lead statue. Say it’s a gift or something.

>I could steal 100k in American, flee to Vietnam, be a billionaire

Yeah, that’s not actually how that works. When we talk about “billionaires” we’re not talking about people who have a billion dong, you fucking dingus

You can't just stay in Vietnam indefinitely. As soon as you make a border crossing to extend your visa, ths guards will notice your passport is flagged and will have no issue deporting you.

You can however easily buy a fake degree online and teach English in Vietnam. You'll be able to live on your own, or with other expats. You'll easil save more money than you would by working in a bank. Also Asian woman are fantastic. I've never been to Vietnam, but Thail and Khmer woman are glorious.

t. 去年我住在中国和工作英文,我去柬埔寨旅行

Do it, user. I saw the Jason Bourne series, and it’s so easy to fuck up the USA. Just push a book to the throat of any mfer that comes up to you. Also get some passports from another country and disappear. It’s so easy, user.

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if you steal the money, your passport will get flagged. when youre in vietnam, every place you stay will ask for your passport (even random locals, i tried this myself). you can be extradited in vietnam for committing a crime. only $100k isnt worth it man.

vietnam has horrible pollution. worst air ive ever breathed. even india has fresher air.

Bro you will get flagged for being short and instantly within hours get fucked over by the law

>also do enough girls speak english to do this
yes but dont do it

if you're going to go that far you would be better off taking massive lines of high interest credit and then leaving

Don’t listen to this fag. Do it, if only so I can see it in the headlines. When you get arrested start screaming about “bobo” and ”mumu” and “not gonna make it”

cannot comment on the how to do it ie: passport, storing the money etc...

but will say that you will love south-east asia. spent 2.5 years backpacking vietnam, laos, cambodia, thailand, myanmar.... its soooo easy to get lost there and never be found.

dont flash the money, and learn to live at meager levels like the locals. eat street food, get low priced guesthouse at first and apartment later.....

you can live in mountains of vietnam anywhere in the sapa area with hmong people... or tuck away at a non descript beach town in cambodia....

as others mentioned -- once you have a viable passport, you can find odd jobs teaching english.

and yes -- the women are everything you dreamed of and more. so many speak good English, you can take your time and learn the language there....

good luck user!

Stealing $100K from a bank isn't worth it because its a federal crime and you will be arrested anywhere with extradition. Use your position to see how rich people use money, do your job as well as you can and you can move up because your already trusted. If SHTF then fuck it all and take what you can. 7 years in prison isn't worth $100k.

Imagine going to jail for 7 years over $100,000. I made that last month buying and selling sports cards. Open your mind.

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Do it. Don't listen to the cucks ITT. Theyre betas that live a comfortable NEET life. They don't know anything about high risk high rewards

why stop at 100k. if you're gonna do it, go big. i have a friend who works for a bank and we're trying something. if you're serious, maybe we can trade pointers or something [email protected]

nice LARP faggot

It might sound stupid but how bad is it if you're scared of spiders and other creepy crawlies? Interested in SEA but the idea of dealing with the bugs is not something I look forward to

You're too retarded to have sex or get a job that makes decent money. What makes you think you have the brains to steal $100k from a bank? LMAO fucking retard please kys

you will see the same occasional cockroach or rat that you can see in any american city, and mosquitos are the same everywhere. if you are trekking through a jungle, yeh, you will see some bugs. but nothing to worry about.

It is not like the countries are overrun with spiders and centipedes.... they are just like anywhere else.

SEA is amazing. Anyone who has the chance to go should not hesistate. Learn to live on a budget and you can live off of 20$ a day with food, guesthouse, and getting around. Live frugally and get settled, and you could live easily and well for 5-10 a day.

just dont expect to live like a millionaire.

Knew someone who tried this. Feds meet him at the airport. Just a heads up

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you will see the same occasional cockroach or rat that you can see in any american city, and mosquitos are the same everywhere. if you are trekking through a jungle, yeh, you will see some bugs. but nothing to worry about.

It is not like the countries are overrun with spiders and centipedes.... they are just like anywhere else.

SEA is amazing. Anyone who has the chance to go should not hesistate. Learn to live on a budget and you can live off of 20$ a day with food, guesthouse, and getting around. Live frugally and get settled, and you could live easily and well for 5-10 a day.

just dont expect to live like a millionaire.

Fuck off FBI.

Not to mention the air Marshall’s.
They are on every flight.
All they gotta do is get a heads up and op’s fucked.

The same things that made you fail in this life will make you fail in the next one. Sure your quality of life will increase but if you never changed your character you're damned to failure whether you're in Vietnam or Nambia.