Let's assume they all want to fuck Shinji. That's one thing. But which of them would be willing to have his child? Go all the way? Bring his baby into the world?
Let's assume they all want to fuck Shinji. That's one thing. But which of them would be willing to have his child...
Anthony Ortiz
Alexander Morgan
Rei may be the most motherly, but deep down I think Asuka is most likely to be a mother
Samuel Ward
Asuka: Doesn't want to have children
Rei: Biologically sterile can't reproduce.
That leaves Misato.
Leo Gutierrez
If you are going to talk about what's canon then its anyone but Asuka seeing as how she has a trauma with her own mother and actually says she would never be a mother while she was on her period. My wish would be that she grows out of her trauma and becomes a great mother to shinji baby
Ian Rogers
why would anyone want that
Christian Turner
i want to put my baby in Asuka
Lucas Smith
Doesn't matter because Shinji is too much of a beta bitch to go all the way with any of them
Bentley Baker
Unless he's trapped in the Eva with one of them, then they can't say no.
You know, because of the implication.
Colton Mitchell
you fucked it up.
Samuel Cox
user, Shinji's the one who's gonna get raped
Jack Lopez
Mari
Kayden Turner
Considering Mari wanted to fug Shinji's mom in the manga, yeah, she'd probably be down with that.
Aiden Gomez
based
Cooper Ward
Reminder that Mari is going to win the Shinjibowl in 3.0+1.0
Hudson Baker
>Biologically sterile can't reproduce
so based
Jaxon Robinson
He's definitely too much of a beta bitch for Misato but whenever he's in a sexual situation with someone his age he lets the situation happen until they call it off. He remained on top of Rei until she told him to move, he let Asuka suffocate him during the kiss and she was the one who ran away, he was going for Asuka when she snuck into his bed and only stopped when she started crying, and he let Kaworu seduce him. He only outright declined Misato and Kaji.
Liam Cruz
If Misato asked Shinji to put a baby in her he might do it. He might do it for Asuka, too.
Hudson Myers
The only one who's going to win anything in 3.0+1.0 is Anno, and the only one who's going to lose anything is the viewer.
Aiden Torres
Jeremiah Baker
Is Rei the clone of Shinji's mother?
Jaxon Diaz
Oh, user...
Nathaniel Hernandez
>seeing as how she has a trauma with her own mother and actually says she would never be a mother while she was on her period.
Reminder that this merely reinforces the idea that Rei represents woman as mother, Asuka represents woman as lover, and Misato represents woman as real life. Rei and Asuka are archetypes who represent their respective ends of the Madonna-Whore Dichotomy. Rei is the Madonna and Asuka is the Whore. Both fully embody opposite ends of man's interaction with woman.
Misato, on the other hand, represents women as they actually exist, not pure Madonnas or pure Whores but a mix of the two. This is shown by her hair color (purple) being a mix of Rei's (blue) and Asuka's (red).
Relevant to this thread, this means that Shinji should definitely have a child with Misato, because Misato is the only actual real woman in his life. Rei and Asuka are archetypes, not real human beings.
Asher Butler
Asuka ofc
Rei is clone of Shinji's mother, so that would be weird.
Kevin Richardson
neither Rei nor Asuka are remotely fit to be mothers and I'm pretty sure Rei physically can't have kids
Misato is a bad choice to be a mother too given her own background, but she definitely has the highest chance of actually making the attempt and not entirely fucking it up.
Ryan Cruz
shinji has been inside his mom many times. owo
Juan Hughes
It's not the weirdest thing in this anime.
Adam Adams
eva marathon at my house tomorrow. we can watch it together and snuggle as i explain the show.
Josiah Campbell
You know she's his mother, right retard?
Tyler Johnson
This is the correct answer. Anno hates us to his very core for liking his work for the wrong reasons.
Aaron Russell
ITT: user makes a thread revolving around his thin-veiled fetish
Parker Campbell
Hey, if mybdad had good taste like that I fucken would.