My waifu can beat up your waifu
My waifu can beat up your waifu
she looks stinky
Are you sure about that?
You sure about that? My waifu has been known to rip street signs out of the ground to use as bludgeoning weapons.
all smokers are stinky
*SNIFF*
i forgot about that. tobacco stink is nasty.
Pro my pretty dry too. Wouldn’t trust whatever she’s wet with.
>kills you with 30mm anti-tank cannon
>drinks your blood
>eats your bullets like they're candy
>her sensei is a stylish pimp and king of vampires
>works for the Queen herself
>ate a frenchman
nothing personal, kid
Sorry, user.
I want her to suck my dick and eat my cummies.
>waifuing a slut
Sorry, but I prefer my badass women to also be confirmed virgins.
based and virgin-pilled.
My waifu could turn her into a red mist in less than a second.
My waifu could accidentally erase your waifu from existence because she spilled coffee one day.,
wrong
Wow user your wife can beat up a corpse I am so impressed
Are you sure?
Baka.
Zig Forums should make a waifu tournament.
Yes
LOL you wish.
Your waifu WOULD have a good go, but that'd just make my waifu stop pretending and go full-power on her.
And then your waifu would know pain, and death.
unless the timer on my waifu ran out
It's never a fair game.
What about waifus who can just be replaced by infinite clones of themselves?
What about waifus like who are stupidly overpowered?
I don't think so
Nah.
So smug
my waifu is god. you cant beat up something that doesnt exist
>4d chess
In a straight up fistfight? Probably, but I figure she might play dirty.
Why would they fight though? They would be better off talking about work.
It's an obscene odor indeed.
quite funny user,
wanna mess with the moscow?
really?
oh no filgabros we got too cocky