Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

Why is fish so short?

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the author fell for the WIDER meme

Kuroeda.

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I guess you could say she's a shrimp.

STOCKY LEGS

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My giant girlfriend, Hitome.

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Fuck bros, why does hair covering eyes make me diamonds? Is it because it's sort of like how girls not being completely naked is hotter than if they are?

L A T E

BIG petals

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> Notes
> Keep away from coffee at all costs

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Fuck off, she's mine.

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That's it user, this kind of tardiness simply can't be tolerated anymore, I'm going to have to let you go. Report to HR, then clear out your desk and go home.

Honeda is just a walking pile of skeleton puns and I love it.

user, slacking on Zig Forums instead of working is a no go in this company. I'm going to have to let you go. Effective immediately, you have 30 minutes to pack your stuff and hand in your ID.

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Honestly if you make a skeleton character and they AREN'T that then you're doing it wrong.

soft skeleton that can also be transparent in some places?
I think there is more there to flesh out (or flesh in) such character

perfection

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>so short
well she's not like 140 cm then it's fine.

>Post it.

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Fish is wonderful. She'd make a fun GF.

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Why is pig so piggable?

Kissable cheeks

I’d marry the ara-ara gyaru man trap.

>impregnating Flower in missionary and also one leg held up positions
>simultaneously Mero on the right, Honeda to the left, both cracking jokes while naked
to dream
the impossible dream

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My wife.

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Miss ya.

Your wife is a fucking pig dude.

post the mero one pls

MY wife.