You get isekai'd into you waifu's anime, and you have one shot to woo her and make her yours, or you're forced back to earth, and you're to live a miserable life if you fail, and you can't take an easy way out. You will suffer until you die.
What would you do and give yourself the most sober, objective chance of success you can give yourself.
Yes, you're you'll be given the look of an average anime human in this world, and let's say you're fat, unless there are fat male characters, you won't be fat yourself. Ditto with balding and any other physical imperfections.
You get isekai'd into you waifu's anime, and you have one shot to woo her and make her yours...
Josiah Lewis
Aiden Ortiz
>become a woman
fuck off faggot
Austin Allen
go through the motions I guess? most manga have the girl fall in love in about 10 chapters, all that's left is just telling her I love her.
of course I would do this in a bunker under the earth so no wacky manga gags stop it
Isaac Adams
Learn to read, kid.
Ban this underage fag, please.
Carter Edwards
I'd just be myself always works
Camden Thompson
Hahahaha
LMAO
haha...
Fuck you
Isaiah Hill
>Ditto with balding and any other physical imperfections.
What if I want to be bald? I'm seeing a lot of fallacious logical implications with this post, OP.
Adrian Long
>and you're to live a miserable life if you fail, and you can't take an easy way out.
at least nothing to lose then.
Carter Lopez
I'm sure mostly just being myself and then playing a little to her more active personality would be a great key to success, she's very friendly and open.
Jaxon Moore
You'd spawn with hair, but could shave your head. You could also saw off one of your limbs if you wanted to.
Tyler Howard
I'm not sure there's much I could do.
Especially if I get isekaid to the current point in the series and not the start.
Oliver Allen
I'm going to need the full know-how of /k/ and some Hoppes cologne. Even with that, I'm probably barking up the wrong tree. If I'm lucky I'll have a range buddy by the end of it, but most likely I'll be a bystander death in some bounty hunting.
Landon Peterson
I hire a pack of black men to mindbreak my waifu while I train my hypnosis powers.
Jaxson Murphy
To think that fucking Gunsmith Cats played a massive role in perpetuating that myth about the CZ75's redesign.
Hudson Rodriguez
She's a lesbian alien child
I'm fucked
Camden Green
Realistically I know I'm not good enough for her. I wouldn't even try because of that.
Christopher Scott
IIRC Raley vincent is a lesbian but she also is purposefully celibate. Maybe she knows LGBT is trouble despite her feelings and might be open to a lavender marriage, don't give up hope. I wish I could talk /k/ with my waifu, I'm sure she knows more than me but I'm just too poor to be any good of a candidate.
Ayden Taylor
The lore about her orientation comes from Burst and we don't talk about Burst.
Blake Wood
It's up to your own point of view. I just like the idea of a lesbian conservative that likes guns
Leo Phillips
Mai waifu only has eyes for Madoka.
And if not, then she is just a useless good for nothing.
So taking that away from her would be too bad.
I wouldn't want myself to get between them in any way.
Blake White
How about you do anyway!
Brayden Hall
>What would you do and give yourself the most sober, objective chance of success you can give yourself.
A boy falls in love with an isekai grill. Unable to confess....
Kevin Russell
Are you suggesting that Homura, who rewrote the entire world and made Madoka a normal girl, did not want her to experience a lovely motherhood where she raised children with her husband and oversaw play dates with her hi-school crush's children?
Jordan Cooper
Only way I see myself succeeding is if I'm unable to age/die until I make the wooing attempt. Given that magic and time travel exist in her anime given immortality I could avoid her and spend centuries making myself ideal for her then travel back to the past to start the wooing process.
Jace Sanders
I don't stand a chance
Jayden Smith
Don’t blame him.
Tldr and there’s been like 8 gender bending / futa threads here yesterday.
Aiden Cooper
>conservative
She's not
Julian Perry
Just become a magical girl (boy) and then use your powers to help her save Madoka. As the years pass and you time loop over and over you'll grow closer through your shared struggle with Homura. Never let Homura give up and never let Madoka make her god wish until decades have passed and you know for sure you've made progress with Homura. Then at the end of it all when you two fail for the final time and Madoka disappears, you'll be the only friend Homura has left. Stop her from despairing and Rebellion never happens, Madoka stays god forever and you and Homura get taken up to magical girl heaven eventually. She's not useless if she has you
Connor Martinez
That's American media you're thinking of. In Japan, it's balding old men (which is why OP nerfed the balding exploit)
Owen Gomez
>guns
>not conservative
how so?
Jonathan Diaz
Both its inability to read and its assumption are typical Reddit traits. It doesn't belong here.
Colton Reed
>guns
>inherently conservative
Do you know how revolutions have been fought for the last few hundreds of years?
Luke Martin
>wow those french revolutionaries and freedum fightans were so conservative!
Fucking were a mistake.
Thomas Bailey
>most sober, objective chance of success you can give yourself.
I can't cos i don't pilot a robot cum therapist chair.
Evan Sanchez
It's easy. I know a sure fire pick up line that works every time. I'm gonna share it with you because I like you jerks. Okay ready, you might want to remember this.
>"Excuse me, miss. But does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Benjamin Harris
>expect real answer
>get a bunch of salty implying implications green text and historical misinterpretations.
Lol okay good larp guys.
Levi Taylor
this
Nicholas Rivera
Idk if she's conservative or not but gun love is not inherently conservative as far as I know. Many progs are avid gun owners from what I've seen.
Landon Allen
No, but mai waifu isn't Madoka.