Crab.
Crab
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Made for Kaiki's cock.
tastes like crab, talk like people
>crab
She's ugly. Now Romin, that's how you do purple hair girls right.
Is it true that she takes a break from Araragi and unironically dates other guys before marrying him? Or is it just fake news to make her look bad?
>guys
just one: Kaiki
Does this mean raragi gets an opportunity to walk every other Monogatari girl home gently?
Fake news from people who didn't read the novels
Think Crabbing
post the song
Crap.
When monogatari first aired and as the seasons went on I didn’t like crab. But now as I have grown older, she really is becoming my ideal waifu. Shits strange man.
She is sick
I'll quarantine her in my room.
Same. I can't decide between mommy Acerola and Gahara.
Crab bod
Used goods still lusting after Kaiki's massive schlong
I only watched Bake, but the snake girl definitely was the cutest.
she dates cat
Why is Kaiki so likeable? Is it the tragic hero background?
Is for Kaiki.
Despite being a con artist, he has done a lot of good deeds and in general he's as morally gray as possible. That's his charm. One time he steals a wallet and the other time defeats a god thus saving an entire town without shedding a single drop of blood
its because hes fucking effay, total swag right here.
Also, because he deceives everyone including himself and the audience, the reasons for his actions are always up to interpretation.
So no matter if you like tragic antiheroes or genuine dickwads, you can interpret Kaiki as being based
>he deceives everyone
Best girl is too clever to fall for his tricks.
She is too much of a piece of shit, actually
I want to have buttsex with Senjougahara.
Because he's an adult. Young little teenage shits are all dumb and stupid.
God my wife is so perfect
She's gets better on rewatch, you become more aware of when she's being serious or joking and what she actually means by what she's saying
She dumped him 2 times but they got back together every time, first time Sodachi threatened to kill herself if they don't and second one wasn't described.
Obviously both times were Araragi's fault.