/smg/ - sleepy musk general

WEEKEND edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
nhentai.to/tag/condom/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nio.com
workhorse.com

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
portfoliovisualizer.com
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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I'm going to kill myself.

Whats your opinion on Metro AG? They sold now finally real for some good cash. Are they going to sink or should i maybe think about investing?

How would you allocate a full doombull portfolio?

First for anime, EVRI and NIO Chads

We'll let Horses be our designated shoe shinners so we all win

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EVRI EVRI EVRI EVRI

$7 BEFORE AH CLOSES

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Take me with you

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I would like to congratulate all my fellow EVRI holders for being here with me for this event

I hope you are all strapped in, takeoff begins shortly

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Someone should make a porno and call it Elon's Musk

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dont create new thread before we reach 310

>TSLA, a company that has yet to have a profitable year in 10 years, and a rise in competitors is now worth more than Home Depot
>in 2 weeks, it will be worth more than Walmart
Fundamentals Analysis on suicide watch

>MSFT back up $214 AH

my calls will PRINT

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who are you, the thread police

GFY newfag

50/50 TQQQ/TMF Mild Doombull
90/10 TQQQ/TMF Doombull
100 FNGU Gigadoombull

it's too late to get more evri isn't it

Shut up

This would be undeniably based because I went in with a hefty sum for once trusting the poomp

go suck a dick, you utter faggot

Bless you my child, may you have a healthy and prosperous life.
America!

you even forgot the link of the previous thread you fucking retard. Reminder to all that you shouldn't create new threads if you aren't >80 IQ

feels bad bros...
i knew i shouldve went into solo and nio when the ev hype started.... missed out on 3x-5x....

How long until tesla hits 2k?

>b-but the link to the old thread is s-so important!!
you just wanted to make the thread yourself, you sad excuse for a human life, didn't you

Will FNGU ever dip again?

Guys I need advice.
I have 6 contracts for NFLX 550 that expire 7/24. I bought at the top of the share price because I thought the trend was going to continue. Currently sitting at -2172 "loss" At one point I was at "-5500" but I didnt sell because losses arent real till you hit that button.

Am i worrying too much? NFLX has been on a Keller streak this past month and esrnings are right around the correr (I plan to sell Thursday before close at the latest)

My other position is a 7/17 3100 AMZN Call. Bought it after I saw the crab move up and then got stuck again. Im not as concerned because if someone has wrecked NFLXs returns its AMZN, but god damn, Im worried the market will crash over the weekend becuase of COVID.

How fucked am I? Am I worrying too much over nothing?

most will tell you TQQQ/TMF, but TQQQ/SOXL is a better bet. TQQQ already gives you enough exposure to treasuries

The giant scary fast drop from March is beginning to look like a small correction.

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Alright brothers, how high will EVRI hit Monday, I need to propose to my girlfriend and I went all in.

A couple months if Elon is not exposed before then
Twitter: @evdefender

Earnings was holding us back this whole time.

$9. Probably close around $7.50-$8

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>TQQQ already gives you enough exposure to treasuries
what

they are important if you want to find an old post. only fucking newfags create threads early because they absolutely want to be the OP moron.

Open between 7-8, might pump to 9

Tuesday continues up to 10, at that point we might start the dump depending on how much FOMO we get

A lot of mandem are gonna get burned from the EV and Tech bubble this summer.

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Make me rich Elon

evri MOONING in ah

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>b-b-b-but I wanted to be the OP
absolute fucking state of you loser

Something I've learned relatively recently is never exit an options trade without having an exit plan. I like to have either set price targets on the underlying or percentage changes on the option itself.
Ask yourself if you would buy that option at the current price you're holding it for. Let that answer determine what you do with it

Never enter an options trade without an exit plan*

I’ve been following trying to connect all the pieces but I’m not there yet.

>wake up
>see tesla
>what the fuck
>sell my call at +1400%
>buy tesla shares with 90% of the gains, another call with the rest
lmao it never ends. unironically buying one of the cars and the truck if this works out again

My "cut losses" button is -30%. My "take profits" button is at 35%.
I was very damn near today with those NFLX calls. I was at -25% at some point, but I held my ground.

If we break 7 AH I'm gonna fucking coom so help me god. I have 1,000 shares sub 6 and lost some of my wkhs gains holding so this is my balance out plan

Many such opportunities for you to gamble on in the future, as long as you have money to gamble with.

Fucking hilarious sQuitzo shit here

Theta needs to hurry up so I can sell more GE calls

GET READY TO COOM

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i dont care about being the OP you fucking faggot, stop projecting, YOU wanted to be the OP, creating thread early when things are slow, and you even failed that you pathetic mongoloid.
Well what were you comfortable losing? when you buy option you should be comfortable losing everything

>he ACTUALLY still believes we're going to new lows

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You'd think so, but the dude is legit. Tracks Elon's private jet flights, which for some reason make non-stop trips between Texas, California, and Mexico all week long for the last few months. Literally back and forth all day with less than an hour on the ground each stop.

>waaaa waaaa I didn't get to be the OP this time waaaaaaaaaaaaa
state of you

Am I going to make it bros ?

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that's just called working hard

SUMMER TIME

GET OUTSIDE AND ABSORB SUNLIGHT

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AHHHHH
by sunday we will have people screaming at us about taking over threads like EV lel

Holding a $200 call expiring 3/19/21. Its gonna be a long wait.

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Give me that coom bby

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Lel, what kind of work can get done in Mexico in less than an hour? And why would you need to head back there less than hour after you return home?

>EVRI +$7!!!!!
>At $7.14!!!!!

STATE YOUR ENTRY AND EXIT

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dip Monday morning?

Better to use that name for cologne. I’d buy a bottle.

>noooo user you shouldn't buy in on TSLA at 1.1k
>that's like buying shitcoin
kek nice try boomers, i'm gonna sit on this bad boy with a 10% trailing stop loss until it hits 3k

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Drug trafficking

FUUUUUUUCK IM COOOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now if it drops back below 7 I'll use my wiener to vacuum it all back up like a straw. But I'll do it on chaturbate for tips cause I'll be financially roon

WHEN DID EVRI START GETTING SHILLED HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>put after hours order to buy EVRI at 6 right after close
>literally never fills even as it drops below 6 for the first 30 minutes after close
Why the fuck doesn't ToS/Ameritrade fill my shit?

>That fucking massive pump on EVRI

Alright I give up, fuck the analyst predictions $20 EoW

that's not what even happens anyway why are you trusting some random twitter retard schizo

>Wayfair in child sex trafficking scandal
>W stock not going down
What's happening?

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LITERALLY LAST THREAD

I LOVE YOU FAGGOTS AND WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR THE WORKHOUSE SCANDAL