Would you a cow?

Would you a cow?

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Just watch hentai if you want to get your rocks off that badly.

You have something against large busty women? Are you a male and gay?

Yes

I'd do it now

But I would totally do this cow.

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Cow or nothing.

she's going to get GOBBED before the series is over isn't she?

Yes.

Yes, I would in the missionary position while holding hands/kissing and telling her I love her

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Already happened in the novels

I've done this before and it's amazing until she suddenly leaves you after 5 years.

Tell me more

The point, my dear user, is that you belong to the same group of people who never have this choice anyway. I know it hurts because it is the truth and now you can go on and defend yourself or sperg out from beyond your keyboard while i go on and fist my wife. I really do, this is no mere meme and i know you can´t believe that it is reality but it is. Live with it.


Ah, and fuck you.

this

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He's bullshitting you, her and Goblin Slayer get ambushed by goblins during a deliver trip to a village but they end up getting saved by Priestess.

you gonna go for the 4th kid?

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t. GS

If Goblin Slayer converted to Priestess's relgion would he suddenly gain magic powers?

Erofu>Cowshit

If he was really interested then she would already be raising two of his kids with a third on the way.

Nope. The #1 soon. Aye, i am drunk anyway and you fucking retards piss me off. Could you even provide some high-tier shit ? No, you can´t. You are lame 2D only wankers. Fuck you.

No, because he wouldn't have enough faith to cast miracles.

i have before

Not until the uncle dies.

>Would you a cow?
Seems a weird question. She's a cute young girl with a stellar body.
Why, exactly, would our predominantly straight, male board members not want to fuck her?

It's like asking someone, "would you eat a tasty meal?"

I have to ask, there are weirdos like on 4channel.

>implying I have the luxury of choice anymore
If it's got a pulse, I would. And in a few more years the pulse part probably won't be too much of a red line.

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At that point, why not just show nipple?

>Would you a cow?
Yes

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Yeah but most important where are the goblins?

*not until the goblins die

Because she is a main girl.

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I’m no necro, but I’d have an easier time getting it up for a cute recently deceased girl than a live landwhale.

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I prefer blonde girls with blue eyes

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I used to have a preference for black hair and red eyes but after a while I started to notice all my favorite girls tended to have blonde hair and blue eyes. It's quite the magical combination.

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You just got brainwashed by the Japanese shit taste.

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