Trading and eating pizza. Is there anything more comfy?

Trading and eating pizza. Is there anything more comfy?
What are you going to do today?

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is a fleshlight worth it

that is a man.

They feel pretty good, but you have to clean them well and leave them inside out to dry. Better live by yourself or don't give af

What a coomer

Well it's not that expensive so you could try one. It does feel good, but you sortof feel like a loser for owning one. One of the main issue imo is you're still masturbating yourself, thats why I have no doubt a doll is superior

>anything more comfy
eating breakfast and stacking shiny boomer rocks

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or eating pizza while stacking shiny rocks

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This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. Stop indulging your animalistic instincts and develop some self control.

>thats why I have no doubt a doll is superior
just get prostitutes at that point. they fuck off afterwards and clean themselves

literally worse than the froot loops, weed, and rick & morty photo

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mountain dew is not that bad

why did you buy a model with meat curtain vag

based and redpilled

That isn't a fleshlight. Fleshlights are for Redditor incel scum, what you see in the picture is over 20 lbs of pussy and ass

sex is as natural as eating or breathing you fucking mongoloid

I had the Mouth of Truth. It felt better than any woman I've ever been with.

I threw it out. Made me feel gross and

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the ass looks too worn out
have you ever even fucked the pussy?

Yeah, having sex with a woman is, not a fucking fleshlight you dumb incel

AND???

And what????????????

fucking cliffhangers

Because it reminds him of your moms

Not trading. That's comfiest thing to do.

that seems unhygenic

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do you use the pizza grease to lube up the anus?

rip

Did he died?

yes of severe rope burn

lmfao love how he's struggling a little at first and then just hanging out like hey this ain't half bad

Wayne? How was work buddy?

not drink coffee...
the rest is based :)

lol based rip

Typical Moot

10/10 cozy

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