I WANT A GF!!!!!!!

I WANT A GF!!!!!!!

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best you could get

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i want a bf...maybe we can work something out ;) if you know what i mean

I want my foreskin back

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need atleast 5 million to get one. start working on it

Having a gf is way overrated. Whenever I have a gf I wish I was single. When Im single I want a gf. Such is life.

I would suck his penis

>mfw no theranos gf

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>implying this is a downgrade

real shit

Get Zig Forums

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>TFW no hairy blonde aryan girlfriend.

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me too op, me too

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Keep posting little frogs on the financial section of some incel anime forum. Youre doing great

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This is really doing it for me idk why

Tfw you got by your gf dumped today :(

That sucks, weve all been there, you will get over her user

I have some extra. I have the worst phimosis one could have. You want some?

Same here, once the lockdown is over im going to burgerland to get the snip

My GF left me that is worse then not having one in the first place...

sex is vastly overrated

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Stop crying and get a new gf

>weve all been there
not the guys on this site lol

True, but cuddling while smelling and kissing the nape of her neck causing her to giggle is highly underrated.

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My parents mutilated me and they aren’t even Jewish or Christian

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but they are trendy!

Pre op? Then absolutely perfect.

True. Meditate user. Nothing is better than bliss. Well higher levels of bliss, but you get my point.

>sex is vastly overrated

Name activities more enjoyable than ejaculating inside your gf's vagina

This post is gay

Shooting a hk rifle

She's pretty.

this is more pathetic then Adam Sandler trying to win an oscar

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Injecting a mixture of cocaine and heroine, I can promise you it’s at least 10x better than the best Orgasm. Wouldn’t recommend for starters though, some nice codeine will do

>she
user I...

me too

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Did you film this? Out in the open?

Oh fuck I googled the pic.
LOL