Sell me this dildo

sell me this dildo

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is there a black version i can sell?

But you already have it

reminder, most girls can handle a dildo that big and once they experience being filled up to their cervix, NOTHING under 7 inches feels satisfying

also girth > length and if you're under 5.5" of girth... game over boyo

you can use the dildo to write down thoughts from your life

I have a buddy that whipped that thing out as a party trick and ended up having a threesome with two 8/10s.

damn, im over 8 inches but hardly any girth. when i fuck girls doggy style its queef central. how do i increase my girth.

It has a usb drive inside that contains 0.5 btc

Who cares? Fuck, cum, go eat.

penis pump or butt plug
just go with butt plug, fun for everyone
.. biznes n finance

Uli exercises worked wonders for me. Legit almost 2 inches of girth in like 3 years not even being consistent.

for everyone who read this post;
obsessing over sex to this point is unhealthy and you should avoid a partner who also gives a shit to this extent. healthy sex is just fun and you move on from it, it's not a lifestyle

Cope

Anyone who isnt an incel retard and homocoomer knows that females dont even need penetration to feel satisfied

Go fuck yourself

Is that a female coomer? wow.

It's a family heirloom from your family passed down from father to son.

Come on this was a good one

But I don't have anything to fuck myself with?

Ergo, buy this dildo

It's training you too be able to take my cock.

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I don't have to sell you this dildo.
From the way you're looking at it, I can tell you already want the dildo. But the dildo isn't yours until you give me what I want for it.

... now...

What are you willing to give me for it?

You can use it to convince your crush she can make millions on chaturbate by using that dildo while you film.

>He cares about satisfying the woman
lol if you coom you coom bro

Gross

Lol, addicted coomer detected

Selling below average sized dildo $9.99

She's not coming back for seconds, retard

Let me borrow it for a second.

most girls who have any sense do not buy dildos that big. the reason is obvious. most men have like 5 inch cocks with the high side being like 7 inches without that kind of girth.

girls know that shoving an 11 inch dildo that's as fat as their arm is going to loosen up their pussy a bit and generally spoil them.

For any /k/ommandos here: It's a tactical dildo with a picatinny rail setup on the base so you can use it as a foregrip to help steady your aim. Now you can shoot and fuck yourself at the same time. For a limited time we're also selling deer or cougar scented dildos.

>Only 3% of men can satisfy women

kys

Where do you measure the girth? In the middle, I’m around 5”, but at the base I think it aproaches 5.5.

This is blatantly false and this user is a virgin. A very small percentage of women have pleasure when hitting the cervix, and the vast majority feel pain and is a turn off.

Isn’t that dangerous for your dick?