Hey guys. I’m from Reddit, I heard this is the best place to discuss the Chainlink cryptocurrency network.
Seems like there's more and more of us coming over here. Good to see some familiar faces! What would be really cool is if everyone here started to have usernames then we would all know who everyone was. The current system is so confusing and makes no sense.
Still getting used to the lingo, but at least this place seems like it's full of some really smart and knowledgeable people. The racism is a bit of a turn off, but the cryptocurrency expertise is worth that trade off.
Has anyone considered implementing some sort of upvote like system? I think it would really make all the noise much easier to sort through.
Back to link, I've nearly topped of my "suicidal stack" of 1,000 tokens. Feels so good to know I'll make it. I'm already thinking about all the old consoles and games I'm going to buy.
By the way, I'm a bit embarrassed to ask, but: how do you make the text green?
Thanks for having me here as a member of the community, Aaron
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
An upvote system would be great. I am gonna tell buddy of mine who is an administrator of this site to implement this asap.
Regards, Jessica
Adrian Ward
never thought about it like that, pal hahahahaha
come on champ, it's not so bad LOL what's wrong, didn't build your "suicide stack" yet? i'd want to die too aha
Jessica, so nice to have a kind and NORMAL response and from a lady no less. Thanks for offering to reach out on my behalf to the powers that be. I'd totally up vote you if I could!
–Aaron
Brandon Stewart
Shalom fellow Redditors,
It is so warming to see your immigration to this wondrous world of Zig Forums.
I hope you enjoy your new home, and can bring with you your beautiful culture of Reddit to enrich this board.
Remember, diversity is our strength.
Chainlink is a highly inefficient cryptotoken however, and I recommend each and every one of you to steer clear for now.
There are many problems and issues which must be resolved, before it is safe for you all to invest.
Remember that every woman you see is a man, and that is okay, because the whole point of this meme is to subvert the minds of Zig Forums in order to normalize transsexualism.
Remember to check your privilege and donate to charities that support homosexuals, women of color and refugees.
Remember to be a global citizen and reject all forms of nationalism and patriotism, as these are hateful catalysts that enable all forms of bigotry.
And remember to always listen to authority.
Welcome to Zig Forums.
Warmest wishes,
Abraham Shekelsteinberg
Leo Williams
Kek at you copying this from the other thread
Jaxon Stewart
Abraham, thanks for the nice post. Great to see more diversity here. You've given me a lot to think about. I'm learning about anti-racism from my wife's boyfriend this summer, it's really cool.
–Aaron
Jayden Green
Sorry, who is kek? I'm Aaron (in case you missed it). –A
Yeah the banter here can get pretty rough (and really racist at times (oof I know)) but once you can navigate it, there is good information here about Chainlink (ticker: LINK).
I've allocated a portion of savings and am the proud owner of over 400 LINK tokens. Don't stress too much about the "suicidal stack", remember it's not a competition! We're all in this together!
PS. On 4channel, replying to posts with positive replies is the closest we can get to upvotes, so take my (You) :).
Luis Cooper
nice pasta, true story though: when i lost my virginity i reached into the girls pants and started fingering and she looked at me blankly and said “that’s my ass.” i still cringe a little sometimes, but it was worth it.
hi aaron!!!! it’s so good to see fresh faces with hot new ideas to liven this place up! here’s another one: kys
Matthew Wright
Thanks bro. What’s your name? That’s something I really wanna encourage people to start doing here. LOL Hope you don’t mind.
Amazing story. Nothing wrong with finger in butt action but you wanna know which hole you’re in for sure. Especially when you’re a virgin. Glad you survived. Some guys don’t even get out there and try these days. BTW, what’s your name bro?
Guys, enough with the cursing and racist remarks in my thread. I’ll be forced to report your posts in the future. You’ve been warned... -A
Charles Jackson
hey guys, aaron here. i’ve decided i really like hearing words like nigger and faggot. it makes me feel so...alive. and...free. wow, please keep it up. btw how can i make an account so y’all know it’s me? :D -A
Jayden Ortiz
look at all the larpers ITT
Joseph Roberts
Hi, reddit. Let's talk a little more about how u/maxwellhill made their last post 10 days ago, and Ghislaine Maxwell got arrested 9 days ago. There's a whole fuckin' rabbit hole there. Have fun.
Angel James
is there a redpill image or something? qrd? i imagine this is scrubbed from rebbit.
Daniel Howard
LEARN TO TRIFORCE NEWFAG!!! HANK When I Retire I'm Going to Margaritaville! ~ 2002 Honda Prelude ~ ~ 1997 Honda Odyssey ~ Still runnin, still revvin' ;) *************************************************** Sent from Outlook 360
Josiah Anderson
hey guys! wow this place sure is fun! its aaron on another ip hehehe.
aren't i smart?
biz is such a great place to meet trannies and get fucked up the ass. pound sand bro.
Oliver Thomas
fpbp
Cooper Howard
Greetings redditor! Nice to see a familiar face between all the racial slurs this board have. I cant seem to understand the janitors leaving such offensive comments stay up. Anyways! Just finished another bottle basedmilk while I trade 'stinky linkies'. My fingers are a little greasy but I just wipe them off my man belly. Have you heard about the term EOY? Rumor has it the chainlink token will reach $1000 at the end of the year! Cant wait to add a 1:1 master chief to my collection! Link stay stinky!
Lucas Butler
basedmilk
Luke Hughes
Chainlink is not cryptocurrency, its blockchain. Lots of scams use the cryptocurrency phrase to give credence to their blockchain scam
Jacob Cox
your wife's boyfriend ruined the bait
Hudson Bailey
Heyy!
I’m a 23 year old woman who is getting into cryptocurrency (sorry in advance for my cisgender heteronormative language).The r/Chainlink sub is a bit quiet sometimes, and there aren’t many female investors there so I decided to try my luck here!
I’ve been looking into these crypto-oracles. I’m finding some of the Fear Uncertainty Doubt (AKA FUD) to be quite compelling. Here’s the story from Reddit (and I believe it cause it has upvotes and people with karma posting). Btw guys, green text incoming!! Hahaha.
>Insider here. The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team. The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street
Anyway if there are “based” female investors who wanna be “frens” (totally getting down with the lingo) then please reply to me. I’ll look out for the “You” haha.
P.s. while I’m here I’d like to give you some advice. The young men here appear to be very angry. I think that some of you guys need to become friends with young women so you can see how they think! I want the best for you all :)
Jason Turner
Edit:
Thanks for the “trips” guys! Screenshotted and saved to my dropbox!! Wow so exciting.
Please check them and may we give praise to kek. Haha!
Leo Butler
Checked! Kek lives! haha!
Easton Ward
great thread
Isaiah Martin
Hahah. Thank you for the prompt response. I’m really starting to feel part of the community. I feel like the young men here actually like some female company. :)
What’s your name by the way? Make a username!
Easton Myers
I know that you're roleplaying a retard tranny but... can i see your armpits?
Evan Davis
Hey!
Didn’t catch your name?
Anyhow, it’s interesting that you say that. I’m part of a sub on Reddit for cisgender women who decide not to shave their armpits. We are trying to avoid complying with the “rules” set out by socialised gender constructs.
Who says redditors blindly follow authority? Haha!
