The week of July 13-17 has HUGE MAJOR EARNINGS! Below I've compiled a list of three categories (good, neutral, bad). Each row contains: Ticker, analyst sentiment, call strike, and premium as % of market price (taken EOD Monday July 6)
>Good TSM bull 62.0C 2.4% You can hold TSM forever. Its the best shit. Who cares if it goes up or down. C bull 52.0C 3.8% Banks are in a tough spot, but there is some promise in this one USB bull 37.0C 3.2% Bank, see above MS flat 49.0C 2.8% Bank, see above BAC flat 24.0C 2.9% Bank, see above BK bull 39.0C 2.6% Bank, see above EBAY bull 56.0C 2.6% Ebay is tech, and while I despise Ebay, it will probably do good with everyone selling shit desperate for money.
>Neutral FNF bull 31.0C 2.2% Investments companies are probably doing good SCHW bear 34.5C 3.6% Another investment company, not as good as Fidelity though CFG bull 25.0C 3.3% Meh bank RF flat 11.0C 3.2% Meh bank TFC flat 37.5C 3.1% Meh bank NUE flat 42.0C 2.0% Steel manufacturer, ok financials but probably wont do well AA bear 11.5C 6.1% Aluminum manufacturer, been dying, so probably wont do well SNBR bull 46.0C 3.7% Sleep number, people still need beds I guess?
Possible leak on Zig Forums about big company going under. There's no evidence or corroboration but thread is slow tonight and I'm curious to hear guesses if it winds up being true.
>Who cares if it goes up or down. Literally everyone.
Nathaniel Gray
For earnings, if it falls, it will go back up shortly. I have no worries holding TSM, its probably one the best stocks you can buy for stability and growth.
Alright, so I was reviewing the footage and now that I've seen the beginning of Sleepaway Camp, I can't believe that anyone didn't see the twist coming. I still haven't decided if this woman is supposed to be a man or what. I can't find anything that leads me to believe she was ever not a woman, but I just look at her and she looks so mannish. That must have been deliberate.
And that weird scene where the guy starts puking and they show us something and we don't understand what the hell he's looking at, that's a 3 campers in sleeping bags that got chopped up with a hatchet.
I'm embarrassed for you. but I like that your ID almost says Wow!
>I'm embarrassed for you. Yep, you're right. I read through that thread just now and am pretty confident it is doomy bait. Pretty well done bait, but baity bait bait.
I don't know but I also want sweater on and nothing else girl holding coffee mug in my house with question marks appearing above her head now and then. That's the dream.
Jeremiah Lopez
I'm gonna dump half my cash into EVRI and the other half into Tesla
only 500 dollars BTW :^)
James Lewis
I’ve seen girls in real life. They usually don’t have question marks about their head
it's okay, I almost got excited a couple days ago about the dam stuff. And then I remembered that Zig Forums is mostly retards who refuse to take any responsibility for their shitty lives and blame others, and that they're always desperately hoping something really bad will happen to other people so they can feel better about themselves or something.
Still, it might be worth making a play on rough rice futures...
Is apple still a buy? I feel like I missed out the pump of the last month and bought the top again
Adam Rogers
Food pantries getting all time high activity, mass layoffs, mass unemployment, mass evictions, government propping up Ponzi scheme stock market, good luck idiots
Samuel Lopez
I would like to point out that big money is predicting normal activity sooner rather than later
I’m staying away from all tech and social for the time being. It’s at all time highs and the recovery is about to begin. No one will want to fucking use Facebook once the country is open
Nicholas Moore
>I missed out a month's pump on a company that will keep growing for the next decade Wow, you're financially ruined
Owen Thompson
Jerome said there’s no limit to the liquidity tools they can use to stabilise the markets
Colton Richardson
Why does eveyone on /smg/ think the only way of making money is stocks? Just get a proper job you dumb fucks.
Levi Smith
Corona virus made me lose my job now what?
Parker Peterson
I wish I just went into TSLA OTM calls instead of WKHS and NIO.
Guys, we were looking at the wrong stuff. We need to think like zoomers.
Well you can turn your paychecks into bigger paychecks. All retirement funds are basically based on the stock market
Evan Thompson
Should have gotten a better education
Jayden Powell
no
William Reyes
Yeah no shit but I believe the majority sees the stock market as there general income
Kevin Jones
Some people pay their bills playing the stock market
Jordan Carter
Where do I put my savings homie? In a saving's account with 0.9% APY? I'd be better off picking random nasdaq stocks and bagholding them for 6 months
Caleb Hill
that's pretty backwards looking and not helpful at all.
I am very concerned about what the hell everyone's going to do when they can't wait tables, stock shelves, and drive trucks. Going back to the farms or the factories isn't an option.
Aaron Wright
how about stop caring about growing what you have and work on growing your paychecks through hard work?
Jordan Phillips
So just theoretically speaking without any scheming what would happen if Lloyds of London go bankrupt?
>get Ivy league CS degree >get hired by Uber for a 150k salary and 50k RSUs, use it all to pay off student loans >get laid off 1 year later now what?
Adam Rodriguez
I agree with the mentality, but it's not an either/or. You still need to park your savings somewhere that they don't just sit there aimlessly
Michael Carter
hope you have guns and arable land in that scenario
Nathan Hughes
Look at Major Precious Metals
Gavin Powell
sitting aimlessly is good, stocks are gambling
get a job and work hard, this shit is not good
Jaxon Parker
Playing the stock and commodities markets for gains is a legitimate business takes practice skill and patience to pull off your just pissed off you aren’t any good at it
Carson Jenkins
Many of us do, I think. I had job before corona chan and it's looking like I will return early next month if all goes according to keikaku. Stock market is the coin doubler.