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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/flat-chest/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
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>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Put in a buy order for 1500 EVRI at 6.70. Maybe it'll go thru in the morning

genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership edition

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first for fuck the gookposter

Second for fuck animeposters

based.

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Splendid futures tonight, gentlemen.

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>dividends
>tankers
>oil stocks (instead of wti futures)
>shorting tesla
>buying boomer stocks
>memefolio failing to out perform QQQ or even SPY ytd or yearly
>anything related to gold at all
>rtx
>bank stocks
don't be upset, remember to not get married to your shitty positions, just switch already

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Alright, as manager of the hypothetical Zig Forumsdex I think a rebalance might be in order. I want to keep the list with about this many entries and representative of most Zig Forums stinkers. I have a hunch that one of these EV memes is going to make a breakout onto the list so I need suggestions of what to remove.
My hunch is NET. That is actually making moves that aren't typical of a Zig Forumsdex holding. LSI might be next on the chopping block not because it isn't stinking, but because only 1 poster really bothers with it.

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I was about to put in an order but off hours trading feels sketchy to me these days. I bet it'll dip lower than that within the first hour of open - then moon mission

third for fuck baggie

I just finished three Yuengling's, skimmed through all of Day Trading for Dummies (it wasn't very helpful btw), and now I'm off to bed. sweet dreams Zig Forums, it's gonna be a crabby week

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so whats the new shill of the week broskies

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As long as NVDA goes +10 in the next two days I'll be fine.

I've never felt better than I did today. I hope tomorrow brings us even closer to God.

Going all in on EVRI and SOLO in the morning. Wish me luck bro’s.

Crabbing a bit too much for my taste

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NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING NASDAQERINOOOOO WHY ARE YOU UNDERPERFORMING THE DOW

Is that up to date? Where are those numbers for IVR coming from, e.g. 3.06 and 3.02? It also jumped up hard on Friday, might start another run up

stop bashing RTX

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>remember to not get married
decent advice there

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Everytime I have waited I missed. CARV was one I caught by getting in BH

>serious girlfriend
Okay but what if I have no romantic experience what's so ever. That shit is like a cloud that's always floating over my head and eats away at me. Not a kiss, not even a hand to hold, nothing. It's so bad it makes me feel like I'm not worthy of doing completely unrelated things because I always go like "How do you expect to manage this if a girl never even liked you? Go back to high school and have sex you loser, oh wait, you fucking can't it's over". Really does feel like I'm never going to escape this.

Bro I’m trying to get SOLO too. They might use them as cheap rental vehicles apparently.

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EVRI definitely and maybe SOLO and NIO

I'm just worried Robinhood will pull some "oopsie! lol" bullshit and not put my order through, then I'll wake up and be pissed that I didn't just do it myself at like 9:45

>Where are those numbers for IVR coming from, e.g. 3.06 and 3.02? It also jumped up hard on Friday, might start another run up
This post is pretty bullish for keeping it on the Zig Forumsdex

My latest prediction.

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That might be the best beer made in america... I still think Samuel Adams might be better... Two different lagers, two different flavors... they're 100% different... They're both great beers. I mean, you can fiind worse shit, but if you want a good american beer, those two are hands down the only two that could get the crown of best beer... Budwieser, Coors, the crap that comes from wisconsin.... best beer in the world... well... the europeans have some of the best beer i've ever had the pleasure to sip.... the japanese and chinks don't make as good a beer from whhat i've had, tsingdow and saporro asahi not my favorites at all.

Bullish. Means people are ultimately believing we are returning to normal

Whats happening with EVRI?

Im going long with XOM tomorrow.
It looks too good in TA to be ignored.
Also long in LMDE, but after the correction.
Fuck APRN btw.

I was stationed in Georgia and had this for the first time there, love it. I hate that I can’t get it back home in California but this state is fucking gay and I can’t wait to leave.

>I'm just worried Robinhood will pull some "oopsie! lol" bullshit and not put my order through

It's really not smart to place orders well before market open. It isn't a mystery why they don't often get filled. You need to look at the premarket or shortly-after-open activity.

Speaking of SAM

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you know someone has like... really... really low iq if he writes....like.... that...because...he....doesn't understand...grammar...

i'd wait forr some banker earniings... deliquencies... and are they collecting the fucking interest or not?

You guys need to get away from that solo meme man

man, where is wizard? where is snss user? where are our tripfags these days?

Yeah great thanks for answering the question

Is BATT a good long?

listen here jack, i may not give a fuck about grammer and kinda write the way i talk. so like just keep yourself safe, kys for short, and remember you're better than me.

Has baggie ever posted his actual portfolio?

everyone here is better than you namefag

This is a matter of generational preferences, like slang. Ellipses were pretty commonplace.

Shit like smileys/emojis were thought of as signs of being a complete fucking idiot, but now they're completely necessary so bitches know you're just fucking around and giving them a hard time.

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why do you want my fucking bags?

Ok. first you gotta man up. Act like you know what the fuck your doing. Girls aren't attracted to dudes who are pussy mamas boys. Its all about the image you put out. I'm not saying act like an ass or nothing either.

I'd like to know what to stay a mile away from

Yikes...I am not reading the volume correctly anymore. Midnight futures suck.

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Who here ready for konday?

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I’m the Jeffrey Epstein of stocks

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