LOW IQ BOARD

Why is every thread here about crypto?
None of you idiots have a high enough IQ for options trading?

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We are all rich through crypto options are for scrubs.

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Why would I worry about high stress bullshit when I can sit back and do nothing?

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Chainlink will hit $14.88 the same week the market crashes and WSBers lose all their number g o up inspect element winnings.

Crypto cucks are our symbiotic brethren, they're here to simulate a chaotic board to scare faggots from other boards so they'll fuck off to fap to traps on

It lowers the noise from idiots asking us a thousand questions wondering how we can make them rich, every once in a while one of those faggits stick around for too long one the kpop maggot from shitting up the /smg/s with insects lately, they truly are parasites.

Buy dodgecoin faggot

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based

Don't lump us all together with the RLKEKS.
They are a disgrace. They do not belong to our community. There should be a containment board for RLC bagholders specifically.

I am 50cent, and I will buy in RLC at 50 cents. Nothing mroe than that.

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So what are you buying? TSLA puts? Getting rekt?

>TSLA puts?
LOW IQ BOARD CONFIRMED

IQ not high enough to set up a bitcoin wallet?

this is why

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Option millionaires are made every day yet you see people posting their 5 digit crypto hodling saying they're gonna make it at some nebulous time in the future

Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 years?

This guy WSBs

except we have all made over 6 figures in the past few days alone from mall investments as big as one of your wagiecuck paychecks. stay mad losers

The biggest general is about stocks, retard. There's never not a thread.

lol, I was asking what you are buying. Not recommending buying anything related to TSLA. Please answer the question.

WSBtards kill themselves every Friday night.

Tesla is overpriced, put or bust.

that's why i stopped coming here and went to wsb. also do some futures trading, but my highest gains were and will always (probably) be in options trading.
all of biz for the past few years have been people shilling scam coins/tokens and link holders telling each other that they're never selling. i still come around here and there though, once in a while there's an options thread.

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I’m the same way. I was always here on Zig Forums and never thought about going to reddit for this, but when I made $5k in profit on a $150 Tesla call a few years back, I left Zig Forums and crypto and stayed in options. It’s hard to find gems on this board when it’s nothing but shilling fucking coins nonstop. I swear this board is taken over by all these PnD groups that show up every week.

I can understand this sentiment cause crypto has been dead in the water since early 2018, but I unironically think you’ll miss the mother of all bull runs in the next 2 years if you don’t at least keep an eye on crypto

Enjoy your crab market

Yeah and more people get fucking raped by options every single day. I'm lazy man. I'll make my million off of LINK and chill. Have fun trading.

>not having exposure to both

If you think crypto is done with face melting pumps you’re in for a bad time

I still show up here every now and then. But I dunno man, it’s hard to keep up hope here. It’s all so tiresome.

I don't know how to trade and what kind of research to do.

Have fun trading all day faggot while my crypto works for me. Stay on reddit with your trannies.

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Option just like margin trading is degenerate, we're autistic investors with a strong interest in tech, not some reddit faggot flipping a coin on whether the direction of a chart.

t. made my first million in LINK at $4.

There are 4 people here who are crypto whales who made $10mil and their quality of life has still not improved beyond according better food and a car.

Then there are the other 996 who think doubling their Chainlink investment from $800-1,600 is what they need in life. They have no interest in learning how to set up an iron condor when they think they can double again to $3,200.

This is a good thing- it keeps all the crypto losers with less than $1,000 in one place so no one else has to slog through their inane comments.