You are almost certainly going to hell.
"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"
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I don't understand you want me to buy a camel and a needle with my gains?
It's easy. I believe in Judaism they have this thing where it's okay to be rich as long as you give away a lot of it to good causes. That's what the founder of my company, a billionaire, does. Made his billions and gives away millions every year anonymously.
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what kinda cope is this lmao
II'll just commission a comically oversized needle with my gains
That is dumb because we are already rich and hellbound compared to the poorest in the Middle East or India. The rich countries have done evil things and the ignorant population is complicit for benefitting off of it.
Fuck Jesus
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This time Satan´s victory will be eternal. We will kill God, with CERN we will find GOD and kill him in his abode through quantum weapons.
We will also kill Jesus so that hey may never rise again, we will imprison the body of Jesus to metal casket beneath the 3rd temple in Jerusalem and through spacecraft send him to middle of Saturn
In there Jesus weak body will be succumbed to the gravity of Saturn and he will never leave that metal tomb cuckshed that is launched to saturn.
Jesus will be imprisoned on Saturn's hexagon storm eternally in a lead casket where we have crucified him in a huge obsidian cross with 10 inch spikes. Elon Musk will build a space rocket called SATAN-666 where the crucified cuck jesus will be launched towards the hexagon storm of Saturn.
Satan will rule the earth eternally, 3rd temple will rise in Jerusalem and Daijal will unite humanity under one cryptocurrency. One religion,one currency, one government. We will kill God, we will kill Jesus. We will send Jesus back to Saturn on Tesla spacecraft
Finland will ally Israel with the Jews we will kill all the Jesus claimants and send them all the saturn while we make Jerusalem & Helsinki our new Satanic NWO capital we will rule the earth eternally
Stay mad christcucks, kek. We will win, the satanists will win.
God's children slayed
Victory is Satan's today
2021 will show the truth
Satan is the master
Satan is the lord
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>"One ring to Rule them all"
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I think what he really meant is that wealth does not travel into the afterlife.
>don’t make money goy, money is evil, let me keep it all, save yourself
Jesus man, is that your last cope for being a nonlinker?
I am unironically a mammon worshiper.
I suggest all linkies put him next to worshipping kek
kek
laughable, honestly
I don't know what Satanist leaders really believe, but it certainly isn't this.
That's true but you have the understand the inner workings of the mind to really understand why it's true. It's not like God punishes people for being rich. It's greed & materialism leading to predictable outcomes.
Likewise for wrong views.
>going to
Already here, this is Hell.
> The Bible
It's written by a bunch of jews to keep the goyim poor.
The talmud and torah doesn't have anything like that.
>but through God, all things are possible
Funny how they always leave this bit out.
Presto chango deathbed conversion and donation of assets. Come at me bro
We've been through this over and over. Jesus doesn't mind people being rich, he abhors selfishness.
Use your riches to better the live's of people in your community and you will be fine. Don't be greedy, don't be a jew, create wealth for your people.
>Put camel into a meat grinder
>Grind him into a milimeter thin sausage
>Put him through the eye of the needle
Guess I'm going to heaven anyway
I'm muslim not cucktholic
The fuck kind of nolinker cope is this? The meek shall inherit the earth, do not covet thy neighbors donkey and whatnot.
First they laugh at you, once proven wrong, they bring out the spiritual and moral card. Fuck you op, be a man for once in your life and accept you were wrong. We're just trying to be free from wageslave
I hope you undestand just how dire of a situation you are in. You are blaspheming God the father by presuming you can dictate the fate of another's soul. You are speaking for God out of selfishness, greed, and vanity. Your immortal soul is in danger.
Repent.
>cult designed to appeal to all the villains, losers, and general scum of the empire says rich people suck and are going to hell
Imagine my shock.
>people waste their lives for this shit
I'm using my LINK gains to fund my Christian missions in Africa. This is not my personal wealth
>camel analogy
my fucking sides, absolute state of this sandnigger religion
I believe the eye of the needle refers to a gate in Jerusalem. So if you offload your bags before you die you can get into heaven still.
I'm poor though
You are stupid
Why would a benevolent God plan for me to go to hell
>donates to BLM, AIPAC and ISIS
>i'm such a good person
>get big needle
>poke a camel cigarette thru it
take that, god.
No one tries to get rich in order to just have more stuff because it’s fun today (which maybe was the case back then). We try to get «rich» to free ourselves from (wage) SLAVERY. It’s either chainlink or trying to survive in the forest. We will do with what God gives us.
> Nick Hilton loves reddit
Lmao
Blasphemer, repent.
Top kek
Retard alert
Good goyim. Keep taking it up the ass, it will all be worth it in the afterlife we promise ;)