Your rent is due

Your rent is due.

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>tfw 0.25 of a link will cover it for the year

ill have to ask mummy dearest for more money then

im sorry. i dont accept imaginary internet money.

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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY LINKIES

i mean. its great you guys invested in it amd made money off it but it is worthless. its only got value because literal armies of pajeets in india are pumping it 24/7/365. it has no value in the real world though.

You're quite right, it is my good fellow
Thankfully, to save us trouble, the government is paying it!

commie bro, I'll help you out, just buy linkies and don't come back here

im not a commie. im literally a lanlord and i post this meme every month around the time my rent is due.

Just changed the oil and stained the shit out of the brand new driveway get fucked slum lord

yep. thats definitely coming out of your security deposit.

>he doesn't know

i dont need your internet tokens. i own multiple rental properties.

cost of litigation > cost of repair so you will always lose :)

but make sure you put the lazy slacker tenants on the evil "black list" so other landkikes don't sign with him!

actually once the damages are proven i can then sue you for legal expenses. so if you want to go that route be my guest.

also i only accept a cash security deposit. there is no record that money even exists. so i dont even need to go to court. if you fuck up my shit i just keep the money and kick you out.

Meh. I'll probably buy a few properties with my Link profits. Diversify into other markets and such. Sounds like a lot of effort though, I might just keep a few million on some Defi platforms & earn interest instead.

it is your responsibility to collect, what are you going to pay to collect a measly sum?

Also, stop larping. There's laws about that, tenancy agreements and such - you aren't some medieval feudal lord lmao. Hence why it's so much effort, fuck having to worry about tenants. In fact, I just remembered why I'm not gonna bother doing the landlord thing, thanks for the reminder user.

Also that would be small claims, so just costing you time.

sure. theres laws. but i like i said. its a cash security deposit and its about $5,000 so if you want to call my bluff go ahead. but good luck proving that money exists or that you ever gave it to me. thats my leverage over you. i literally hold your money hostage until your lease is up.

Never renter here. I hate landlords and rentcucks. I'll never stoop that low.

Didn't need to put one down land lord cucks are so desperate to rent out they are even starting to sell at a loss lmap renter's win yet again brb about to fuck up some door frames with my pull up bar

if they didnt get a deposit from you then they are suckers.

Landlords are all on the brink of bankruptcy lmao very few people are paying rent right now

Your life is due, *bang*.

slum lords maybe. i dont rent to bums. i rent to people that have stable jobs.

Sure you do big goy sorry you didn't get a PPP loan like all the big jews

i do. basically if your not employed in the healthcare sector your not renting any of my properties.

Based wise landlord. I wouldn't rent to lone female nurses tho, they tend to be kinda scummy

thats why you get a cash security deposit from them. its your only leverage.

Sure section 8 jew

actually section 8 is a government program so the tenants dont even pay the rent its the government that pays me on their behalf. but i dont rent section 8 because there is no money in it.