Konosubo

I want to breed Megumin.

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absolutely

She's just fat. Her metabolism is fucked up from practically starving while growing up so she started ballooning up as soon as she was able to have decent meals every day.

By me.

you know ? when you out of idea so the solution to keep going is adding adult stuff which is very common in this century.

Thanks, Abe.

Megumin is the kind of person who would accept being manhandled with a belt around her throat.

Pretty sure that's true for all Konosuba girls and most girls in general.

Megumin would be really easy to rape, considering using explosion renders her immobile and she does it everyday
Just an observation I had haha

Setup for the sequel in which Kazuma cares for his child after Megumin died giving birth

haha
Please site over there.

That would be a waste of time. She just nutted already and I don't think your dick is anywhere near the size of an explosion.

While Megumin is wife material, she doesn't bring a lot to the table. She's only good for committing one-per-day terrorist bombingsthat sounds like an Asanagi plot.

Darkness on the other hand can bring in a lot to the table:
- She comes from a rich family, so free easy money. Of course this gives no excuse for you not to work part time.
- You can order her around, so you can rely on her doing house chores and shit.
- You can abuse the shit out of her and she wouldn't mind, the opposite really.

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I think you've misunderstood the purpose of rape.

>She comes from a rich family, so free easy money. Of course this gives no excuse for you not to work part time.

Her family is broke animeonlyfaggot

>You can order her around, so you can rely on her doing house chores and shit.

She can't clean or cook

Imagine being such a cuck you worry about making a girl cum while you're raping her

Darkness is cool and all but have you ever considered going above her head and dating Eris?
I mean really, everything Darkness offers financially is already met by the Goddess of Fortune and you won't need to work ever because you've now got all the money and luck in the world.
Your children will be literal Demi-Gods and unlike a certain someone, she's actually a competent goddess.

>you guys don't want the struggle
Nevermind, I thought I was dealing with patricians here but it seems you guys just want an easy lay.

>site

since she doesn't wear a sock on her right foot do u guys think that boot smells worse than normal??

There's nothing wrong with being chivalrous user.

Dating a goddess isn't that practical.

>just set the afterlife as a teleport destination
The only issue is that someone might wake up from getting trucked to find you balls deep inside the Goddess supposed to be handing out weapons.

Do you think Ted Kaczynski would have liked Megumin?

Old enough to be her dad, she's better off with McVeigh.

>>Darkness on the other hand can bring in a lot to the table:
>Her family is broke animeonlyfaggot

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I've always thought that. Especially because she uses a bandage in that foot so it doesn't receive enough fresh air. Perfect for fostering bacterial growth. She may even get some fungi in there.