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Post recession proof stocks.

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Clown market

FIRST FOR THIS IS THE TRUE SMG THREAD

Trading strategies for this feel?

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just sold all my ebay so it should be good now

sorry other op was a second earlier, will delete this one

NO

THE OTHER ONE IS GONE

DO NOT

Do i buy the evri dip?

>TSLA is dead cat bouncing

Fuck this I'm putting in a stop limit order to sell this shit at 1500 and sleeping through the rest of the day.

other thread is gone.

can any1 explain why red

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WKHS IS RISING FROM THE ASHES

>GOLD shat the bed
>MSFT shat the bed
>Retard strong TSM literally carrying my portfolio in green
God bless Taiwan.

>HE MISSED THE THREE MONTH LONG TECH PUMP
>BLAMES SMG
OH NO NO NONOONNOOOOO

dubs and we end red

First for nigger dick in my ass

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See you niggas at 340 EOW

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FAGGOT

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I have toilet paper hands

What are some good long term holds to look at? Stuff that is depressed now but in 5 years might be good. Banks?

bank earnings this week and they are gonna be terrible
also massive bubble pop in general

f-fastlybros?

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there is a global viral pandemic

i bought 600 usd worth of fastly at the dip baka..didnt know it would dip more

bank earnings are important I suppose..but hardly a reason for this much red across the board
i know thats why all went up lol

Banks and REITs

>sell SOXL put
>want stocks but afraid it keep going up
>do it a bit otm
>stock plummets
>time it really well and sell near bottom of first dip
>get pist when it goes up nearly immediately
>get ready to sell a put to at least make those losses back and hopefully get the stock just cheaper
>don't
>second dumps begins
>well that feels nice
>still mad tho

faggot market

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You guys called me an idiot when I asked about it early in the day.

So seriously how much did you lose?

meh, that's kinda over

LCI. No joke. Its in a shit can now but 5 years from now it would be worth quite a bit.

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What did you do user

>THREE MONTH LONG TECH PUMP
you could have bought almost anything in March and be up huge, there's nothing impressive about that
but it definitely is user's fault if they didn't fucking buy into tech 2 or even 1 month ago after tech has already proven itself to be corona-proof with its financials

Krauts: since robinhood doesn't operate in krautland, is traderepublic the next best thing?

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU

Record high treasury deficit

What's a good REIT? Do you think commercial real estate has really felt the full effects of the hell yet?

>bought TSLA @ 1700
>bought AAPL @ 396
Oh no

Dollar General, Microsoft, Tobacco stocks (high dividend for bacci).

Is that other SOLO bag holder in here? Also wondering why it dumped hard on no update, and after /smg/ shilled it hard to stocktwits this weekend

to that one dude talking about "valuation" why don't you look at Nikola and explain that?

Best sub $20 stock to buy? Best for short term P&D and best for long term hold?

i see

huge overreacting IMO, it will bounce back even harder. this market has no space for logic in it, only thing that can fuck up the clown market are the clowns themselves - trump and elections

i would never...

fuuuuuuuuuck my calls went from 400% profit to just 100% now

Oh shit dude, we buy from them at work. Yeah they are getting huge. I didn't know that was a public company. The marine and RV business is fucking booming right now

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY VXRT BROS AT?

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How many RH kiddies are gonna kill themselves by the end of the week?

The stock market will crash when the unemployment payments expire because Republicans are stingy douchebags who want people to work and die from corona

WHY THE FUCK IS NVIDIA DUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT WAS TAKING ME TO THE MOON

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Iron hands will make it if this post is dubs

>stingy douchebags

get a job you lazy welfare pig

DIAMOND

FUCKING

HANDS

Oh god I can't wait to see the pink wojak flood

MS is pretty high though, no?

Tech WAS a good place to be. Looks to me like smart money has already begun a sector rotation into assets with more upside left. Always leave someone else holding the bag at ATHs.

Selling the news on 3080's. Will pump back up soon

ngmi

Citigroup investor here.

I have no clue what earnings are going to do, so I bought my first protective put! Also calls because in the long run the merchant (banker) always wins.

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this and pic related

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WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS CLOWN MARKET I WANT SOME ANSWERS NOW

ty for your money.

Where my /niggerdicklovers/ at?

What happened to the 3080 user?

MY GAINS FOR THE WEEK ARE GONE IM NOT EVEN HOLDING TSLA GOD FUCKING DAMN WHY

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A fake market propped up by fed brrr and autistic zoomers like portnoy.
You're about to get a painful dose of reality.

I

They probably stopped printing for a day desu

N

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>AMD went down but that's just what AMD does
>still up with stupid gains on INO
>don't care if today is red since I bought the literal bottom

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MICROSOFT NO STOP STOP STOP

I feel like I should just hold tqqq while swinging sick and fngu...

Tqueue seems to have less exploitable dips...

Florida had it's highest day since this started you stupid cocksucker

WELL START UP THE PRESSES

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Bros, what the FUCK happened in the last two hours??? I bled out 10%. If I end this week exactly where I started AGAIN in just going to kms myself.

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China is getting fucked by rain and god

I should've just gotten more TSM

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PRINTER GO BRRRRRRR
[pause]

>Sold my 33c VXX right before the VIX spiked to 30
>made $30 dollars on a Tesla call that would be 3k if I held.

tfw you thought it was a bull market but it was just a corpse stuffed with taxpayer money

Nigga your cash is negative

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP OF EVERYTHING TODAY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Ktov shills are silent
Last chance to buy ktov before it gets delisted

the market doesn't move from those robinhood traders, only the memestocks usually microcaps

They're not pumping FANG and QQQ to ATH's

hindsight...
did something happen? some dam bullshit?

bee ursellf m8

sold the open, buying the close

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I'm holding tqqq till it makes me a millionaire

Same with Big Five Sporting Goods, Galt, SNS, and several others. I mean there is major insider buying going on with those. Big Five is expanding, Galt is having a catalyst coming up gonna be cornering the market, and SNS just did a reverse split with a STEM cell report thing. I mean if I wasn't balls deep in Capstone Turbine, Ocean Power Technology, and an underwater minor in Canada I would go all in on the above. Guarunteed moons like /smg has never seen before. Anyone got some other worthy pink sheets?

Due to today's unfortunate events, I will be playing the Cello in your local shopping street, starting tomorrow morning.
Please be kind and leave your spare pennies in the tin cup.
Thank you

The fuck?

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Yep I was up 5% this morning and now I'm probably going to end down 5%. Absolute fucking garbage market full of paper hands assholes.

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deaths are still down and it only kills 80 years and fat negros, neither which contribute to anything

HAHA MY PROFITS GO PFFFFFFF

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I haven't been outside my apartment in months

evri financially ruined me today but its not like vegas is going anywhere in the next year
depends on how long you want to hold

Based God

You see this is why I hate buying in the morning
Those whales pump up the stock and fomo retards that can’t wait get to buy some heavy bags

Is this it? Have we started the fire?

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What do? I got shaked out of NIO. Not sure whether to buy back in or go into something else.

Just a coincidence

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deaths are up.

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>1045am. Up 23%
>now at 320pm. Up 0.8%
why can’t I win I didn’t even yolo or anything FUCK

Is it time to move out of tech and back to money markets and bonds?

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

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Ah yes, the "fuck me in the asshole with a cactus" pattern

how lovely

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This man gets it
Always sell at open and buy at close

GUYS FACEBOOK IS RED WTF?!

This is the bottom r-right?

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LOOK AWAY GOYIM!

Might be right. Delusion is setting in it seems.

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tHE sTocK MARket iSNt reAl bRO

hey you mind saving me a spot next to you

Relax, She has it under control.

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big if true

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>blaming others for your failures

Told you tesla was going to close in red.

AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK I CHECK AGAIN AND I'M FUCKING RED

Just in: correlated stocks are correlated

kek, 2nd wave of Govt checks are on the way most likely in august. White House Economic Advisor Larry Kudlow Says New Relief Package Will “Conclusively” Happen. Bring on the 2nd 2400 payment cause I make shit.

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Its all so low. I cant sell now. God DAMN IT

Now compare those to every CCP stock

My comfy gains :(

who is this rando Karen?

if tesla goes under 1500 it's all ogre

>he thinks this is low

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>up 5% at open
>up 0.10% now

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>started today with 1100 profits
>to 900 and dropping

I'm not sure I'm liking where this going, bros.

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WHY IS IT DUMPING?!

What a coincidence my net worth looks exactly the same

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Where my AZZ hats at? Dat AZZ has been bouncing all morning, whats the prognosis for this evening lads? Will we see dat AZZ drop it low to the flo or will dat AZZ toot up?

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i'm okay, i'm okay

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tell this bitch to stfu and make me an sandwich

Yeah it's a margin account.

Why should I give a fuck about wearing a mask or corona. Fuck the boomers. I'm 21 and still haven't been able to move out of my parents house, I bust ass working full time in finance. Meanwhile my boomer grandfather is worth 9 figures and is too busy spending money on his second wifes children, never once has he even offered to give me connections, he was CEO for an insurance firm for over 2 decades. Fuck the boomers, I hope they all catch corona.

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lmao buy msft, sony and AMD, every pillock out there will get a fucking console from stim2

me and you user.. me and you..
i only have 24 shares..

no, this is the bottom

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Fuck you fucking bitch get the fuck back to your hole you fucking Soi boi bitch

I'M IN THE REEEEEEDDDDDD

Nah he got laughed out of the room. Nkla still has meme energy from muh hydrogen bullshit and the retarded name. Only 1 other company is really fucking with hydrogen shit like that and they also meme exploded so there could be value in their tech in a future buy out but guess what I dont have and never have owned solo OR nkla cause they are shit

I CANT SELL IT. I WOULD LOSE LIKE THAT

FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

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It will go higher. It undervalued vs other tech giants.

Not very nice.

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theres an old saying I read in a book once

"most of the selling is done on the way down"

say that to my face and not online I deadlift 2pl8 bro

SQQQ chad checking in

post something more lewd and the market will reverse for you

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THIS IS STARTING TO GET SCARY LIKE MORE THAN ANY OTHER SMALL DIP IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY? BACK TO ZERO YOU GO HAHAHA

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Yet another blood red day...

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FUCK IT I'M BUYING

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES
AAPL
-$80 -3%
TSLA
-$240 -14%

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sold my nrgu, when the fuck does this stop

I guess. I sold evri because it fucked me. But i will hold AMD until good times. Jesus christ

IMAGINE being a bull right now.

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>TAP
The more I look at this stock the more bizarre it becomes. They just raised their dividend in the midst of the Corona crisis while the 5 year falling knife pattern in their stock value is also quickly accelerating. Wtf is this? Are the managers secretly buying puts for thier own company while running it into the ground or what?

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>tfw buying MRO on the dip

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BRK.B. you dont bet against the buffet

Can someone who actually knows about the suck market tell me, what kind of coordination or bag size it would take to short something of this magnitude?

Is this the inevitable market crash or Jerome will rear his ugly head and somehow stop this obvious free fall forming?

At least I can say,I bought Tesla at the exact and very top before the whole shit came down

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BUY XOM PUTS

I got 611

I think I just heard the printer turn on.

relax
its just gonna go down and then crab until real earnings season starts

then you can buy the big "netflix subscriber beat" and all that bullshit all over again

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Hey bros I can tank any stock just by buying it. If you guys want to tell me stocks to buy so that you can put them lmk

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Ain't no mumus here, heh. Just us bobochads.

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Why does she sit like that?

The bears are back in town

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Anyone buying calls on SQQQ $7 by 7/17 ?

You can deadlift my dick in your mouth you cum gurgling little bitch.
I'll fuck you in the ass till you love me faggot.

calm down.. just wait a couple of decades and it you can sell

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what is actually happening?

>recession proof stocks
shit that can only go up from here but are not at risk of bankruptcy

any other anons holding Canadian REITs? Can someone explain to me why H&R goes up higher than RioCan?

ALL THE GRAPHS LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME