Let's be perfectly logical here: breasts are merely fatty tissue. They are specifically designed to attract fat in order to nurse offspring. Thus, there are inherently two problems with gigantic breasts. The first is that breasts run contrary to the ideals of haute cotoure. The second is that large mammaries are counter-intuitive to the ideal of romance.
For the first issues, breasts require extensive use of fabric, not only for security purposes, but also to simply cover the surface area. The excess of material necessary results in fashion designs that are cumbersome, showy, or just plain unappealing. Time and again, the most sensual of dresses are ones that hug the hips and have dangerous, daring plunges in the back, just above the cusp of the ass. This makes the outfit sleek, form-fitting, and gorgeous. A dress designed around breasts isn't a dress at all, but rather an ill-fitting towel attempting to learn how to cling to a woman's balls of fat. That's another thing: Famous models are -not- fatties. Therefore huge boobs go against the standard of beauty set by France and Italy, the two world leaders in fashion.
Secondly, women's breasts grow during pregnancy to feed children. Children go against the idea of true romance. No one cares about the future child Romeo and Juliet could have had. No one cares about the ones Tristan and Isolde nor Bacchus and Ariadne could have created, neither. That is because real love, real passion, real devotion comes not with the cost of children, but two souls bound together until the end of time. What, then, serves the purpose of flabby titties to true love? None! It is but a myth pushed by overdeveloped landcows in order to make men think they should get with their fat asses instead of being with a real woman! A REAL WOMAN IS SLEEK, THIN, SLENDER, AND ADORABLY PETITE!! AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY WON'T BE FUCKING ANYONE ELSE TONIGHT
Making love and filling your girl with baby juice it's the righteous way. So much love that you create a baby and your flat girl goes from c- to even b+. A miracle of love. Now come here dear Lina, i will show you the way.
Ryder Cook
If you get a girl pregnant you have to stop fucking her for an extended period of time to prevent her vagina from being permanently distended. If she's never pregnant you can let her ride you for days.
>If you get a girl pregnant you have to stop fucking her for an extended period of time to prevent her vagina from being permanently distended You take care of your woman and baby in that period of time. T. Unashamed breeder.
Oliver Morales
But wouldn't having a baby kill a super-petite, narrow-wasted little girl?
What's with the increase Slayers threads? I'm not complaining, I love it but did something happen and trigger it? Am I missing Lina content somewhere?
Carson Anderson
Slayers Vol. 17 Ch. 3 fan-translation SOON since the rough was done on the 13th and Ceifeed-blessed Sherra-chan's editorial team is working on the finishing touches. Which means we're gonna be getting more of the best retarded country bumpkin waifu soon, too!
