If you didnt buy LCA today at 12 youre honestly a retard. Dont bet against online gambling.
Ethan Allen
where can we buy this?
Mason Turner
Lost like $10k today selling puts on 'stocks I want to own'. Then I realized when markets are tanking, I don't want to own any stocks. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
dogshit market* i got money on my mind probably $0, delisted as you swan dive from a tall building
Dominic Gomez
~$5.50 You made the wrong play and should sell tomorrow morning near open.
Wyatt Adams
I'm not sure if i wanna date her.
Brandon Price
Put credit spreads lad.
Christopher Carter
>Write a PYPL put >172.5 for friday >"No way this is triggered." >ITM as of now >Still "up" if we go for stock price minus premium Writing options is the best desu
They're the fucking banks. They control the global economy. Why do their earnings even matter? They'll just print more money or get bailed out lmao.
Austin Campbell
Signs of being a retard that will never make it: Dividends Oil stocks/companies, Tankers Gold Still not having beaten s&p this year Absolute garbage like RTX (where did you even find out about that from, honestly?)
If you fit one or more of these, you should seriously consider giving up, and just buy 50/50 QQQ and SPY ETFs. Or TQQQ and SOXL if you want it slightly riskier.
Anthony Hughes
doesn't seem that way
Jack Scott
Hot damn cunny bro. Nice job. Tfw mildly green w/o trading today. Spooky. Gold still resting high. I'm buying the miner dip.
Colton Sanchez
sounds like you're going to own lots of stock for cheap! that's great
Chase Fisher
>commiefornia is shutting down again >yesterday's very bearish price action >green futures Why?
Asher James
What stocks does trump hold
Cameron Turner
Buy CCXX
Lucas Anderson
This. You can’t see shit in this chart. It was probably super fun shitposting on Bloomberg terminals
Owen Allen
These are all true statements. I am a fucking buffoon and I think I’m like 5% over the SPY at least.
Carson Bennett
I thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street buying the lunch dip on TQQQ at 123
Do you think there's a stream of the guy who dumped his entire life savings into KTOV killing himself?
Jaxson Ramirez
then you get exercised and start selling covered calls welcome to 'the wheel'
Austin Watson
republicans won't do a second stimulus check because they know they have no chance in november so they need to dampen any possible future growth so biden looks bad. its written all over their faces, all they do, all the media does is try to make biden look bad. fuck this.
Nathan Evans
It's sad because I'm holding 500 shares @ .80 and finna botta get fucked by the delisting.
>have stock in RDS-B, ET, NS for the divvies >put credit spreads NAK, AEM, NEM, EXK, AG >up 800% this year I will probably do something with RTX tomorrow just to make you mad
James Rogers
>swing trading futures >see signs of a dip at market open >Jerome fucking pumps everything, short-squeezed in the processed >everything collapses at close Pussy ass nigger.
hmm interesting some contracts are still quite a ways away from expiring but i dont think they're going to go above the strike, should i exercise them now?
In 50 years this will look boring Beating the fucking SPY means being down less than 3% desu Beating SPY is easy if you just buy Amazon or MSFT, which even a retard boomer can do.
I think we should actually try to beat QQQ from now on. Dont do this. Roll them over. One week more and one strike down. Do this on friday for the best bang for your buck. Should give you some credit as well unless its a fucking penny.
But actually decide this time on what you want to own and what you dont want.
RTX is garbage. Military Spending cuts incoming thanks to Stimulus and deficit.
INVEST IN GOLD MINING.
Jordan Allen
you'll never pass you waste of genetics
Bentley Davis
Baki
Kayden Rivera
NIO
Jackson Young
W
Jeremiah Jones
>Beating SPY is easy if you just buy Amazon or MSFT, which even a retard boomer can do. Yet we have posters here that have fucked up, even without doing anything risky, they just bought absolute garbage stocks for some bizarre reason >up 800% this year Hard to believe but does't apply to you in that case
Blake Campbell
fate prisma illya
Jayden Nguyen
I need something to buy and hold that will hopefully take a big chunk out of my student loans when i graduate law school in three years... wat do
William Gonzalez
Hunter x Hunter Speaking of which Biden holds Chinese stocks look up Hunter Biden and his ties to the Bank of China
Henry Campbell
Did you ever have a dream of adding any value to society or did you always want to be a parasite
Hey retard, you can't exercise options you don't own.
Eli Rodriguez
My MSFT 7/17 220 calls are fucked either way
Asher Reyes
The buyer exercises the contract, that is the 'option' they get in exchange for the premium that you get as the seller.
Ryan Lewis
it only looks easy in hindsight though... in the moment its hard to say "yeah lets buy these stocks at all time highs after they just pumped 30% or whatever"
>more lockdowns in October with the 2nd wave incoming. I just don't see that happening. We've got remdesevir, that steroid out of the UK study, maybe this new drug out of the india study, and I'm very optimistic about monoclonal antibodies from Regeneron, and cautiously optimistic about them from Eli Lilly.
it's not an either or, and that's not why RTX is garbage.
I do fine when there's not an outright fed manipulation, I opened a long position when I realize the bullshit happening anyway so the loss from my short was covered. It's not about outright predicting moves, just seeing the odds are good enough to you roll with your move.
Jace Wood
famous last words your petulance will be your downfall
Mason Butler
>word salad Eh, I need coffee.
Andrew Perez
8 hours from now we will find out who gets bogged
Oliver Lewis
Thanks, this is too advanced for me. I'll buy the VTSAX and never come back here again.
Adam Wood
I want to be a prosecutor.
Charles Green
>I do fine when there's not an outright fed manipulation, I feel the same way. I'm pretty good at timing peaks and valleys (not great.)
I halfway knew that once TVIX got delisted we'd have a downturn shortly after. Bought some SQQQ to hedge my meager longs (80%) last week.
Mason Powell
>you should buy low-beta positions Explain. What are some stocks/etfs that are low beta?
>in the moment its hard to say "yeah lets buy these stocks at all time highs after they just pumped 30% or whatever" I just bought desu The more you think the worse the tradng gets. I have some rules and follow them and then just buy. Being hedged is one of them.
Whats the beat way to satisfy an oral fixation when sitting at my computer all day? It doesnt matter what’s available, I’ll just subconsciously consume it in excess. >lets try gum will chew dozens of sticks in a day >okay lets try falim gum since its harder to chew chew even more since it loses its flavor instantly >what about jolly ranchers crunch them with ultra strong falim jaw without even thinking about it >jawbreakers same, just instantly crunch them to bits
Go ahead, you'll especially love their paltry salary of 50k a year.
Liam Brooks
This market is on a hair trigger. On the chance that a decent chunk of this is made up tomorrow and there's some recovery, I am putting everything on VERY cautious stop limits and will do my best to exit all my positions by the end of the week.
I now realize that trying to hold onto stocks for a year to pay cap gains taxes on them instead of income is retarded in this clown market, the amount I'd lose to tax is nothing compared to what I would/will lose when the final rug-pull happens, assuming this wasn't it (please dear fucking god let this not have been it)
Adam Rodriguez
>I'll buy the VTSAX and never come back here again.
Cigarettes and chew on straws until your gums bleed. Movie theater straws are best because they are fat and really firm
Ryan Sanchez
*claps while shoving down a burger*
Luis Parker
that's why I need good investments.
Asher Ross
club soda/flavored club soda
generic 0 calorie store brand stuff like raspberry or lime are good
Brayden Rivera
ok faggot
Benjamin Peterson
Now just get OJ to sponsor it
Dominic Gomez
How easily do you lose weight? I have an oral fixation too, and gum was my only defense against excessive weight gain. Similarly, I'll go through 2 or 3 packs a day.
Jordan Collins
Lol same here bro, 215c though was
Nathan James
redirect it to your hands and buy a stress ball/fidget cube
Jason Reyes
>green futures >green ah This market is a joke and I hope America loses to China economically for a long time for propping up this clown show.