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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
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afsp.org/
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>Misc
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FIRST FOR AMERICA

Blood red tomorrow

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is there lore behind biz posts being 310 posts to limit instead of 300

I only respect cunny and people who have the balls to short this dogshit money and make a profit.
>t. cunny respecter up 11k today

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Any EVRI end of week predictions?

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first 20 for EVRI

First for DAL earnings being shit but the stock still surging

NASDUMP on life support.

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If you didnt buy LCA today at 12 youre honestly a retard. Dont bet against online gambling.

where can we buy this?

Lost like $10k today selling puts on 'stocks I want to own'. Then I realized when markets are tanking, I don't want to own any stocks.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Robot takeover when? ARKQ

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dogshit market*
i got money on my mind
probably $0, delisted as you swan dive from a tall building

~$5.50
You made the wrong play and should sell tomorrow morning near open.

I'm not sure if i wanna date her.

Put credit spreads lad.

>Write a PYPL put
>172.5 for friday
>"No way this is triggered."
>ITM as of now
>Still "up" if we go for stock price minus premium
Writing options is the best desu

She looks like an adult Yukino

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Everyone realizes almost everything will recover right?

>they bought the top.

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The 80s looked fucking boring for the stock market

She is a cold ruthless murder.
Code:Maya from Elsworld.

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You need a logarithmic scale to see what it looked like.

Crazy idea: Banks smash earnings and SPY rocket ships 10 pts.

They're the fucking banks. They control the global economy. Why do their earnings even matter? They'll just print more money or get bailed out lmao.

Signs of being a retard that will never make it:
Dividends
Oil stocks/companies, Tankers
Gold
Still not having beaten s&p this year
Absolute garbage like RTX (where did you even find out about that from, honestly?)

If you fit one or more of these, you should seriously consider giving up, and just buy 50/50 QQQ and SPY ETFs. Or TQQQ and SOXL if you want it slightly riskier.

doesn't seem that way

Hot damn cunny bro. Nice job. Tfw mildly green w/o trading today. Spooky. Gold still resting high. I'm buying the miner dip.

sounds like you're going to own lots of stock for cheap! that's great

>commiefornia is shutting down again
>yesterday's very bearish price action
>green futures
Why?

What stocks does trump hold

Buy CCXX

This. You can’t see shit in this chart. It was probably super fun shitposting on Bloomberg terminals

These are all true statements. I am a fucking buffoon and I think I’m like 5% over the SPY at least.

I thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street buying the lunch dip on TQQQ at 123

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SOLO and EVRI

Futures look Green.

Which means it'll be red come tomorrow morning.

Goodnight Bulls ;)

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Post-market and pajeet robots.

KTOV

NASDAQNNY MOONING

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The Wolf of Wall Street didn’t trade stocks he just sold penny stocks to idiots.

Futures were +0.25% like two hours ago.

Why do you always suck? Also GDX faggot that dislikes your guts, UVXY saved my ass and I ended up 0.5% today. Get fucked Ess n Pee

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except no, the stocks have gone way below my strikes, how do I rescue this now?

I was going to post this.

His team holds pretty much every stock that has a solid company or a promising future. I imagine he owns like 3000 different stocks.

My gains on TSM covered my losses today

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Do you think there's a stream of the guy who dumped his entire life savings into KTOV killing himself?

then you get exercised and start selling covered calls
welcome to 'the wheel'

republicans won't do a second stimulus check because they know they have no chance in november so they need to dampen any possible future growth so biden looks bad. its written all over their faces, all they do, all the media does is try to make biden look bad. fuck this.

It's sad because I'm holding 500 shares @ .80 and finna botta get fucked by the delisting.

That's what happened yesterday morning...

What happened mid-day again?

BOBO happened

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I dont get it. Because kikes?

No appetite for Multiplan honestly.

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>have stock in RDS-B, ET, NS for the divvies
>put credit spreads NAK, AEM, NEM, EXK, AG
>up 800% this year
I will probably do something with RTX tomorrow just to make you mad

>swing trading futures
>see signs of a dip at market open
>Jerome fucking pumps everything, short-squeezed in the processed
>everything collapses at close
Pussy ass nigger.

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hmm interesting
some contracts are still quite a ways away from expiring but i dont think they're going to go above the strike, should i exercise them now?

WKHS except unironically

Yes.

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In 50 years this will look boring
Beating the fucking SPY means being down less than 3% desu
Beating SPY is easy if you just buy Amazon or MSFT, which even a retard boomer can do.

I think we should actually try to beat QQQ from now on.
Dont do this.
Roll them over. One week more and one strike down. Do this on friday for the best bang for your buck. Should give you some credit as well unless its a fucking penny.

But actually decide this time on what you want to own and what you dont want.

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I should hope so; it'd be good for a laugh.

Once KTOV moons to $100, his ghost will wander the Earth, screaming incessantly and inspiring fear and despair into all who hear him.

I'm not that great at predicting stock moves, but next to useless at predicting futures. Might as well be a random walk.

Cute asian girl who's living in europe here. What anime should I watch before going to bed?

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What stocks does Biden hold

No paper hands
Just dreams
(if I lose my entire TSLA position I'll sell my Amazon RSUs in 2021.. haha.. please daddy Bezos make AMZN $5000)

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youtube.com/watch?v=PlNhLD_8IJA&t=3s

this youtuber who manages a lumber yard thinks lumber futures are being manipulated. makes a decent argument.

worth investing in WOOD or CUT?

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Lets talk about WKHS
Wtf is it doing?

Wicked City.

have you watched re:creators?
youtube.com/watch?v=MEEVGqvvXbI

WM

RTX is garbage. Military Spending cuts incoming thanks to Stimulus and deficit.

INVEST IN GOLD MINING.

you'll never pass you waste of genetics

Baki

NIO

W

>Beating SPY is easy if you just buy Amazon or MSFT, which even a retard boomer can do.
Yet we have posters here that have fucked up, even without doing anything risky, they just bought absolute garbage stocks for some bizarre reason
>up 800% this year
Hard to believe but does't apply to you in that case

fate prisma illya

I need something to buy and hold that will hopefully take a big chunk out of my student loans when i graduate law school in three years... wat do

Hunter x Hunter
Speaking of which Biden holds Chinese stocks look up Hunter Biden and his ties to the Bank of China

Did you ever have a dream of adding any value to society or did you always want to be a parasite

I'll check these out. Thanks.

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>It takes the threat of states shutting down to derail bulls for a day, which is made up aftermarket
bears are pathetic

Nassim Taleb said the best lumber trader he knew thought green wood meant wood that was painted green.

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KO

Hey retard, you can't exercise options you don't own.

My MSFT 7/17 220 calls are fucked either way

The buyer exercises the contract, that is the 'option' they get in exchange for the premium that you get as the seller.

it only looks easy in hindsight though... in the moment its hard to say "yeah lets buy these stocks at all time highs after they just pumped 30% or whatever"

>more lockdowns in October with the 2nd wave incoming.
I just don't see that happening. We've got remdesevir, that steroid out of the UK study, maybe this new drug out of the india study, and I'm very optimistic about monoclonal antibodies from Regeneron, and cautiously optimistic about them from Eli Lilly.

it's not an either or, and that's not why RTX is garbage.

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DIAPERCHADS RISE UP

I do fine when there's not an outright fed manipulation, I opened a long position when I realize the bullshit happening anyway so the loss from my short was covered. It's not about outright predicting moves, just seeing the odds are good enough to you roll with your move.

famous last words your petulance will be your downfall

>word salad
Eh, I need coffee.

8 hours from now we will find out who gets bogged

Thanks, this is too advanced for me.
I'll buy the VTSAX and never come back here again.

I want to be a prosecutor.

>I do fine when there's not an outright fed manipulation,
I feel the same way. I'm pretty good at timing peaks and valleys (not great.)

I halfway knew that once TVIX got delisted we'd have a downturn shortly after. Bought some SQQQ to hedge my meager longs (80%) last week.

>you should buy low-beta positions
Explain. What are some stocks/etfs that are low beta?

How can I find them?

Well we have a reveal.

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>in the moment its hard to say "yeah lets buy these stocks at all time highs after they just pumped 30% or whatever"
I just bought desu
The more you think the worse the tradng gets. I have some rules and follow them and then just buy.
Being hedged is one of them.

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Whats the beat way to satisfy an oral fixation when sitting at my computer all day? It doesnt matter what’s available, I’ll just subconsciously consume it in excess.
>lets try gum
will chew dozens of sticks in a day
>okay lets try falim gum since its harder to chew
chew even more since it loses its flavor instantly
>what about jolly ranchers
crunch them with ultra strong falim jaw without even thinking about it
>jawbreakers
same, just instantly crunch them to bits

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based and checked

Go ahead, you'll especially love their paltry salary of 50k a year.

This market is on a hair trigger. On the chance that a decent chunk of this is made up tomorrow and there's some recovery, I am putting everything on VERY cautious stop limits and will do my best to exit all my positions by the end of the week.

I now realize that trying to hold onto stocks for a year to pay cap gains taxes on them instead of income is retarded in this clown market, the amount I'd lose to tax is nothing compared to what I would/will lose when the final rug-pull happens, assuming this wasn't it (please dear fucking god let this not have been it)

>I'll buy the VTSAX and never come back here again.

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Cigarettes and chew on straws until your gums bleed. Movie theater straws are best because they are fat and really firm

*claps while shoving down a burger*

that's why I need good investments.

club soda/flavored club soda

generic 0 calorie store brand stuff like raspberry or lime are good

ok faggot

Now just get OJ to sponsor it

How easily do you lose weight? I have an oral fixation too, and gum was my only defense against excessive weight gain. Similarly, I'll go through 2 or 3 packs a day.

Lol same here bro, 215c though was

redirect it to your hands and buy a stress ball/fidget cube

>green futures
>green ah
This market is a joke and I hope America loses to China economically for a long time for propping up this clown show.