Do people realise how fucking bullish this is?

blog.chain.link/announcing-the-smart-contract-virtual-summit-0-smartcon-powered-by-chainlink/

Do people realise how fucking bullish this is?

It's a conference hosted by chainlink.

Lets consider who's attending. Firstly, the defi projects:

"Ecosystem Projects such as Synthetix, Aave, DMM, Loopring, and Ampleforth"

Note that these are all using chainlink. OK, so hosted by chainlink, and all the Defi projects are using chainlink. This is starting to look like a pretty chainlink centric smart contract conference.

Next, it details "Node Operators and Data Providers securing critical Chainlink infrastructure". Again, looking very chainlink centric

Now lets consider the industry attendees.

>Enterprise focused speakers such as Yorke Rhodes of Microsoft, Ed Felten of Arbitrum, John Wolpert of Consensys, Fernando Ribeiro of Oracle, Steve Cerveny of Kaleido, and Aaron Wright of OpenLaw

Quite a stellar list. And again, quite chainlink centric. OpenLaw, partnered with Chainlink. Kaleido, use chainlink oracles. Oracle, partnered with chainlink through their Oracle for startups initiative and you have lots of Oracle guys shilling chainlink. Consensys, partnered with chainlink through baseline protocol. Arbitrum, partnered with Chainlink. Microsoft...

One of these is not like the others. Microsoft, the world's largest or second largest company depending on what day you look, is on the list despite having no apparent link with Chainlink.

Are you starting to understand?

Microsoft partnership fucking confirmed.

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those speakers
so fucking comfy

> Kramer bursts through Jerry's door walks into the kitchen and slams his hand down on the countertop
> Kramer "Well I finally did it! I joined a cult"
> Jerry "you joined a cult? But why?"
> Kramer "gonna make me rich Jer, stinky rich! I'm a marine now"
> George "how does a cult make you rich?"
> Kramer "well first I gotta buy either a suicide stack, a make it stack, or a fuck you stack depending on how rich I wanna become!"
> Jerry "a fuck you stack, oh come on"
> Audience begins to giggle
> Kramer "it's a number cult Jerry! Dubs Trips Quads! They all mean something!"
> Audience roars with canned laughter
> Jerry "and I suppose if you get all sevens something big will happen?"
> Kramer "that's right, the leader, a guy called Big Mac, will come down from the Cayman Islands on his rocket ship and take all of the marines away!"
> Jerry "what to the mental hospital?"
> Audience basically shits themselves laughing

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CRYPTLETS ARE CHAINLINK

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MICROSOFT HAS BEEN INVOLVED SINCE THE BEGGINING

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>Fernando Ribero (Oracle)
Holy fuck, Sergey is dump as fuck. It's not "Ribero", it's "Ribeiro", he's brazilian not spanish

They arent humans either way so whats the point of caring ?

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Can't find the pic, but someone basically said in the comments of these tweets, "They don't even know this is cryptlets" and it was liked by yorke. does anyone have a pic?

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Heard through the grapevine that the reason service agreements got abandoned is because Thomas kept harassing Dimitri, calling him a 'dumb ass coon', making monkey noises during the Zoom conference calls whenever it was Dimitri's turn to talk and deleting his code in the private repo at every occasion. Dimitri for the most part didn't even care about Thomas' recurring racist remarks until one day he insulted his mom and Dimitri just blew a gasket and flew off the handle, he punched Thomas in the face so hard he broke his glasses. Thomas was so disturbed by this display of violence, he went straight to Sergey's office, asking for his dismissal and for the corporate insurance policy to cover his optic expenses. Sergey said he 'forgot' to file the paper work with the insurance and yawned very loudly, telling Thomas to 'go bother Adelyn instead'. Needless to say, Thomas had to pay for new glasses out of his own pocket, which further aggravated his views on porch monkeys so he started plotting a new scheme. He stole the last big mac in the company fridge and planted a note saying 'I ate it sorry - Dimitri' which prompted Sergey to fire Dimitri with thunderous fury. It was unethical to lie like this but Thomas finally got what he wanted. Adelyn experienced great sorrow after this sudden loss, realizing she couldn't demonstrate to her silicon valley friends how diverse and vibrant their team was anymore. Hence the recently launched grants program, estimated to cost between 500k and 1 million LINK tokens, with the aim to teach Solidity to hundreds of inner city youths. Basically the service agreements will never be finished...

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No one here knows what Cryptlets is anymore.. you're talking to yourself