Elves are for...
Elves are for
Evan Cook
Josiah Jones
Killing
Colton Scott
uwu
Camden Rivera
where's the armpit hair?
Luke Clark
orcs.
Daniel Fisher
Love and cuddle.
Adrian Reyes
Shotgun marriages
Blake Butler
Impregnating Earth women.
Xavier Rogers
Goblins are good for three things.
1. Rape
2. Making babies
3. Being food once they can no longer do the first two
Benjamin Richardson
Jaxson Rodriguez
Joseph Perez
Based, crotch hair has to reach the navel, too
Colton Gomez
But why do they dress like this? Does it brings them closer to their nature deities?
Isaac Hughes
Don't you fucking uwu at me
Zachary Gonzalez
Grizzled buff burly men with scars.
Christian Jones
FATTENING
Brayden Howard
Cameron Edwards
GENOCIDE
Leo Foster
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wittwe bitch? I'ww have you know I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Wendew Academy, and I've been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Nevawwel, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe Fa'dew awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the Mavowia and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not onwy am I extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenaw of the bwack magic arts and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continent, you wittwe shit. If onwy you couwd have known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe "cwevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew you and you wiww dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.
James Johnson
Noah Rivera
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Luke Baker
Making half-elves.
Michael Ortiz
slaanesh
Parker Nguyen
That's a funny way of spelling 'goblins'.
Nicholas Gonzalez
I feel like unless elves only gave birth to elves like how Amazons work; that their race wouldn't last for long.
Grayson James
every elf thread user
Austin Parker
Nathan Evans
Ian Sanchez
They love to flaunt their sexy, immortal bodies to the lower races.
Jaxson Edwards
Is she best elf of all of fiction?
Juan Brooks
author dying of chink flu or testicular cancer soon
Ryder Murphy
Go away, Radovid.
Leo Smith
This is the only good post in this thread.
Joseph Lewis
no, she is an unrepentant whore, hopefully boytoy human just had it with her shit and leaves her for dead in the next one
Dylan Adams
>happy trail