What's the best way to subtle flex on your co-workers?

What's the best way to subtle flex on your co-workers?

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wear expensive clothes everyday
if your gonna flex don't be a bitch

Dress up like a clown and show up at your boss' children's birthday party and do party favors for everyone until you become the center of attention, then announce you have a special magic trick to show everyone. Then pull out a .44 magnum revolver and blow your brains out all over your boss' patio furniture.

post the webm you fucker

i thought this was going to have a punchline about pulling down your pants or something.

that's a man

do people unironically enjoy looking at mutt butts?

dam, i would kill a man to be able to eat her shithole

Flaunt your pornography and masturbation addiction by posting lewd photographs of women everywhere you can.

Stop waging.

Yes now fuck off

How about subtle flexing on social media? I don’t want to be one of those fags posting cars or photos of beaches. But I also want to subtly dab on a lot of people who abandoned me

right here all day baby

just watch at how the nerds ITT seeeeethe at simple attire. all I wear is Polo. they call me the Polo Man at work

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pictures are literally the only thing you can do buddy
if you want to try to make it subtle you can take a picture with your car just "happening" to be in the picture but honestly everyone will know what you are doing and think you are a faggot

just post the car and beach and be straight up with it

then again you are larping so you drive a honda at best so it wont matter

absolutely repulsive... yikes

Lmao that’s based as fuck. How much did all those shirts cost

Get fit.

This is why Latinas are better than white women

hot gf/wife. nothing mogs a supervisor more that showing off your young, perky titted fuck toy when he has an unappreciative fat lazy ugly ogre at home.

I should say, bring her around company "fun time" functions, so he has to introduce his pet hog to your hottie, maximum cucking.

based

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Who the fuck cares about coworkers. You really have a lot to learn. When you make it, you fuck off and never look back.

i been had polo

This. Imagine being a retired multi-millionaire and still thinking about flexing on former co-workers (or anyone for that matter). Unironically OP and many of the people ITT don't deserve to make it

Horsepower

Going to the shooting range and spending the entire time laughing at their cheap guns.
>tfw your coworker gets enraged when your optic on one gun costs more than his entire collection

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Drive a nicer car than anyone, wear a nicer watch than anyone, better clothes, and have young thots bring you breakfast but then leave immediately at your insistence.

retire

Cut the cheese very loudly. Assert dominance.

any poorfag can go to the beach retard its just a bunch of sand open to anyone