What's the next pump n dump meme I need a couple G's
Luis Gutierrez
Signs of being a retard that will never make it >Dividends >Oil stocks/companies, Tankers >Gold/silver or any metals >Still not having beaten s&p this year >RTX
Posting this every thread just makes you easier to identify and filter. You've never said anything constructive, never gave an actual suggestion or pick, and most importantly have never posted your own portfolio. You aren't worth the time of day. Ciao.
>Selling just before Thursday night. You do realize all those puts expire Friday
Jace Taylor
If you don’t want that happening then respect board culture and tradition you Reddit kike. ALWAYS INCLUDE NHENTAI LINKS WITH EDUCATIONAL LINKS
Juan Rogers
what are you confused by friend
Samuel Gomez
I have $10k to invest, and have invested $3,200 of it so far. I feel like I'm spread too thin, but still weighted almost exclusively towards tech. I'm about 50/50 between stocks and ETFs. What would you recommend I do with the remaining $7k? Should I better concentrate this portfolio as well?
You keep confusing that guy for me. I was the person who BTFOed you about your PM stocks and inability to beat the market. It's hilarious how upset you still are about it but he doesn't have anything to do with it.
Charles Jones
>buying one or two shares two dozen times Are you fucking stupid?
Bentley Sanchez
We demand a reverse /smg/ split now!
Hudson Peterson
I'm still holding from getting ass raped yesterday. Please God at least go up to $7.
Josiah Howard
You should make a plan.
Ethan Wilson
Should we invest in 5G stocks or are they memes ? Shill me on some good ones
Yes they will need to buy Thursday to cover those puts.
Jose Kelly
>there are multiple useless retards on /smg/ who constantly talk shit and never post their own positions wow it's almost like the chan format encourages retards to shitpost
Xavier Allen
no1 mentioning EVRI?
Ayden Ramirez
Ever heard of CTRL-F?
Brody Rodriguez
>TSLA 3500c 7/17 went from a low of 0.15 to a brief high of 5.44 You will probably never see options chain manipulation of this magnitude again. Also for fuck's sake, if you really are a TSLA bull, you should be selling your shares to get in on these fucking calls.
Caleb Carter
Gd that desk is so cluttered up. All the negative feng shui energy she’s is attracting is evident in her physique. Clean that shit up, you dumb white bitch!! And lose some weight!
Caleb Carter
Cool, I’ll keep an eye out. How come many/all(?) puts and shorts expire on specific days? Is there a way to check this?
Gavin Jackson
honestly just increase TSM and AMD to 25%/25% of your portfolio and it doesn't really matter where you put the rest of your nmoney in. I'm sure AMD will stop crabbing any day now. Crabbing just buys you more time to put money into it before it finally moons on some news. Alternatively just 25% TSM and 25% SOXX to cover all those tech plays (Microsoft, NVDA, AMD) instead of relying on AMD to stop crabbing. But it's not like AMD doesn't have fundamentals, just priced in a bit too far into the future.
Guys I need a quick flip to 1.5x my holdings, what do you recommend? I'm currently in CCXX because the upside seems huge and it can't really go lower, but it seems like it would take a while
It won't break. There's no way in hell it'll break. The Nasdaq is way too high both fundamentally and technically. Covid is breaking records, the economy is taking longer to restart, China and USA are escalating tensions, earnings seasons are here and everything is overvalued even if they beat it (except maybe for financials and industrials), add to that the presidential elections with two of the dumbest people in the country running. One talking shit the other hiding. Etc
Daniel Barnes
That bitch has like 2 inches of makeup on
Logan Evans
This is my first week in the stock market, I didn't realize there were so many shills in this thread. I made the first mistake of believing people here wanted to help other anons. I learned my lesson the hard way.
Parker Miller
ok let me walk you through the tutorial >download Robinhood, make an account >deposit money >buy TSLA 3000 calls for august >sell as soon as they turn green >repeat
Lucas Davis
Low IQ newfag (net worth: 1.000 USD) Weaponized investochad mongoloid (net worth: so high it can not be measured in the petrodollar illusionary fiat currency)
>It won't break. There's no way in hell it'll break. The Nasdaq is way too high both fundamentally and technically. Covid is breaking records, the economy is taking longer to restart, China and USA are escalating tensions, earnings seasons are here and everything is overvalued even if they beat it (except maybe for financials and industrials), add to that the presidential elections with two of the dumbest people in the country running. One talking shit the other hiding. Etc
Alex Jones would have been an international political powerhouse had he been born before the news was consolidated to this point. Lunacy aside, the guy has magnetism. How do I invest in Jones? Feel like he'll come out ahead of these apocalyptic times even stronger.
Jacob Thompson
neat bot user
Jordan Ross
You aren't giving us much to work with, the other guy is just spamming soijacks
Luis King
who else sitting in cash waiting for next /smg/ meme moon pick
>Gd that desk is so cluttered up. All the negative feng shui energy she’s is attracting is evident in her physique. Clean that shit up, you dumb white bitch!! And lose some weight!
What do you want from me? Ask anything and I will answer.
Nolan Powell
me
Cameron Nguyen
Jesus christ, just look at the fucking catalog. Half of it is chainlink bullshit, a third of it is other meme coins, and the rest of it is bullshit.
Jaxson Ortiz
Don't feel too terrible, I burnt 10k on the EVRI meme and I've been coming here for a while. That level of shilling isn't common, I'm not sure where it came from but I highly doubt it was organic.
Julian Taylor
wasnt it /g/ that made it can i HAZ?
John Gonzalez
Just buy as many shares of KO as you can afford today, then put 10% percent of your monthly paycheck into a random ETF for the next five years. Only then, review the results and develop a new strategy.
Never listen to any advice given on /smg/ (including this one).
Luis Gray
I'm going to keep buying, and when we tank and plummet into a great recession, I'm just going to keep buying. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Sebastian Lee
I had to explain to my Mom the difference between a white nationalist and a white supremecist and I must have gotten pretty emotional about it because she asked me if I was a white nationalist
Adam Moore
What the fuck is this? Its like an anthology of Zig Forums of memes past, present, and future. >1 MGM share >0.033 TSLA shares What
I don't know what a ko is and my teacher told me that etf's are not real
Luke Parker
I want to spoon feed your dumb newfag ass but you won't even ask about the things you don't understand, you just sit here looking like a dumb niggo
Here's your pablum: go to finviz.com, find a company you like, and learn what all the numbers in the big spreadsheet mean. That's more than 90% of retail investors do.
Owen Harris
Yeah, I was in the thread helping put it together. Here's a pastebin to the greasemonkey script. Works in tampermonkey or violentmonkey pastebin.com/3VaEQkWR
Isaiah Wood
I've actually made like 30% on LINK so far since Friday. Bash it all you want, but goddamn I'm happy I dumped money in on it.
Nolan Perry
Hop aboard jensons moon mission. Tickets expensive though.
>complaining about chainlink bullshit Don't worry, it'll be gone soon, because by the end of the year anyone who bought ICO will soon have made a 10,000% profit and will fuck off to go live their 'real life'. On the other hand, you and I will still be here and still be poor.
Carson Martin
Reminder we are retesting the lows and there is literally nothing you can do about it
Kevin Long
You've never asked to see my positions. It's mostly TSLA, which I've already taken double my original investment from and TQQQ which I'm up over 100% on. I also have some WKHS I bought at $5 and took my original investment back. I have some smaller positions and I day and swing trade some stuff on the side. >wow it's almost like the chan format encourages retards to shitpost It's almost like people expect posters to at least beat the market or else they want them to shut the fuck up and lurk more, which you should be doing. Stay mad.
Josiah Taylor
kek I'm still holding my IVR bags too. Tempted to buy more even though I don't even know what IVR is or what they do.
Grayson Hughes
China is the future user
Zachary Perry
Breathe through your diaphragm, the elitists are trying to destroy our breathing patterns causing us to die quicker, wearing masks is part of making humans have short disturbed breathing patterns. This in turn destroy the spirit of the world.Every human is made of God's breath, the same spirit.
