How strong would a third son between goku and chi-chi be? Would he inherit SS3 and god ki? Same question can be made for bra, since she was born from a vegeta who knows SS2 and has god ki.
Dragon ball super
JOBgeta
>short
>angry
>saved by Mr. Satan
>defeated by Arale
>deadnames Goku (bigot)
>obsessed with Goku but pretends to be superior
>has 3 moves (galick gun, big bang attack and final flash) that are basically the same thing (small brain)
>begs Goku to defeat Freiza
>gets upset when he learns that Goku was holding back against him to spare his fragile masculinity
>has to verbally remind everyone he is the "super elite prince" because he can never demonstrate his "superiority"
>Majin form is literally just him having a midlife crisis because Goku is ignoring him so he had a literal bug man brand his forehead with his mark
>still cannot reach ss3, embarassed by Goku in front of Future Trunks
>older than goku but has children later in life with a middle aged woman, Trunks and Bra have a high chance of autism
>whore wife has had her best years stolen by Yamcha
>Goku, Roshi and many more have seen Bulmas whore body multiple times
>"son" does not look like him and has no tail (can turn SS, maybe Goku or Gohan is the father)
>daughter also bears no resemblance to him (anyone could be the father)
>if by some miracle they are his then he has weak genes
>shrinking hair
>tail never grew back after Yajirobe
>sucks on a pacifier as he literally fades out of existence and begs for GODku to save him
Wow...
GODku
>tall
>happy
>learns many interesting techniques (kaioken, instant transmission, spirit bomb, mafuba, fusion dance, ultra instinct)
>reached every saiyan transformation before JOBgeta
>pure wife
>first son looks similar to him and has a tail, first to reach SS2
>second son is basically identical to him
>has touched Bulmas crotch and been bathed by her at her insistence (irresistible/alpha male)
>tells Krillin to spare Vegeta on Earth
>holds back against Vegeta because he knows seeing SS3 would make him kill himself
>feels pity for JOBgeta and waits for Satan to move him away from Buu before launching the spirit bomb
deadnames
OK tranny that's enough shitposting
>third son
SENILEyama can't even figure out what the fuck to do with their second son and you want another one?
I have an idea. Whis takes Goten away to train him to be the next GoD because of his massive potential. Goku doesn't approve which sparks the tension between Goku and the gods.
I just checked how a shonen girl outside of DB looks like and holyshit she is ugly!
Stronger than EL Grande Padre
Get some new material, bitch.
Gokufags are even better than vegetafags in reminding apparently.
Enter EARTH'S GREATEST HEROES!
>Jobgeta
Exit.
I am not even a Gokuspic, I just love making Bejita-bitches seethe and am a funpost enthusiast.
I like to think that Vegeta merely circumcised his children's tails, as he probably got PTSD from getting wrecked by oozaru Gohan or something.
Your mother and I are so disappointed our child is a Jirenspic.
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When is Launch coming back? I want to watch her bust a cap in Beerus' ass.
remove midget jobber on goku's right and i agree
>GODku
>KAMIcolo
>CHADlin
>CHADhan
>CHADunks
>CHADshinhan
>CHADzu
>GODcha
>DUMBgeta
Neither a Jirenjoker nor a taconigger. You see, I like the IP as a whole, but not so much as to be emotionally invested. However, the franchise is a glorious field of funposting. Funposting is my favourite thing to do on Zig Forums.
>I kneel
Such a well written post. Good job, I love you again.
I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISNT REAL
I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN THE TRASH BIN
I JOB
IM A SLOB
IM TOO SHORT
TO REACH THE DOORKNOB
I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
MY WIFES AN OLD HAG
I AM, A VEGETAFAG
Thank you, user-kun. I will dab on a jannie today for you.
This song...!
It's no use... I kneel...
KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
COPE
I MOPE
MY LIFE IS BUT A JOKE
JOB
I SOB
MY WIFE'S A USED UP HOG
CRAWL
I BAWL
INTO MY KENNEL WALLS
MUTT
MY DNA, FOREVER STUCK
OUTSIDE A WIFE, THAT KAKAROTTO RUTS
FAG
A FAG
I AM JUST A VEGETAFAG
When Super returns. July 2019.
Chichi thread?
Post non-shit art at least.
Kek. The bullying against bejita is the best thing in these threads.
What can we say about her?