How would your family react if you presented Matou Sakura as your girlfriend?
How would your family react if you presented Matou Sakura as your girlfriend?
I tried. They burned my body pillow.
How the fuck did I get a 20/10 girlfriend without going out of my basement
they would be weirded out that I thought a cartoon character was my girlfriend
My dad would be disgusted because he is a Saberfag
based dad
>saber
tell ur dad he is a secondary for preferring the worst girl
only secondaries dislike saber
They would burn me at the stake for being a fatefag
How the fuck did you get a girlfriend
What a boring dad
Saber literally has the worst anime adaptation of the fate franchise you penis.
>secondary
But he played the VN
extra based dad
Um hello, based department? I have an emergency to report concerning this user’s parents.
me too but I'm still a Rinfag
inb4 everyone now disregards my opinions.
I'll get my coat.
When my children will be big enough to watch anime, boy will they be in for a surprise...
But current wormfags are secondaries and moviefags.
But Saber likes her. And Sakura is one of the few who treats Saber as just one of the gang and doesn't bother even mentioning the king stuff.
I would never date such a slut.
>the king stuff.
she doesnt exactly get a chance to find out
Get a mop while you’re at it, she’s ruined the floor again.
both saberfags and wormfags are obviously secondaries, with girls like Medusa, Madea, Illya and mai waifu in the same damn show.
even Taiga is superior to those two.
Why Rinfags and Sakurafags are so insecure?
UBW is the worst route and only ufo secondaries waifu rin
I'd marry this slut
Based friendly user
Rin was my waifu ever since I've read the prologue stfu. This Heaven's Feel revisionism was a mistake.
>ever since I've read the prologue stfu.
sounds like you latched onto the first girl you saw
>So, it's not just white girls, it's Asian girls too. Okay, we won't judge.
>his parents are Zig Forumstards
his parents are negroids from the sound of it
Correct, they are.
>UBW is worst route
you really trying to argue about which route is worse in a VN where no route is good?
I was team Rin long before ufo got in the game.
try harder.
My parents are strange.
"we dislike asian girls, but half asian kids are cuuuuute"
unlucky
>no route is good
The absolute state of Rinfags
>where no route is good
no it's just UBW. HF and Fate are great.
You present your couple to your parents and race is the first thing they think about? Are they mentally ill?
>they think fate is great
yeah I thought so too when I was 16.
As a Rinfag, I have no problem with Sakura at all, I just don't prefer her. On the other hand, ever since the HF movies came out, Rinbashing has increased substantially and I can't help but wonder who's behind it.
Well, Mom wouldn't say it out loud, she'd just whisper it to me when Sakura is out of view. Recently got told not to mess with them white girls by her because of a crazy stalker coming after her boyfriend.
But UBW is the shounen route for teens
There is a bug in their programming.
They would be impressed that such a beautiful and big breasted beauty would be willing to go out with a 'specimen' such as myself.
Its not exactly easy as you'd still need to go out. But you can always abduct one and take her with you down to the basement. Just cut the tendons of her arms and feet and you'll be set for life (or whoever long she lives anyway, you may need to procure a new fresh one from time to time...)
Base dad
black people tend to have a race complex
My parents would close the door and tell me to undress her right then and there to see if she has nipples.
She's too good to be my girlfriend so they would suspect she's not a real human and look for her nipples, as that's the confirmation of our humanity.