If Konosuba wasn’t written by a kissless japanese virgin, how far would Kazuma and Megumin go?

If Konosuba wasn’t written by a kissless japanese virgin, how far would Kazuma and Megumin go?

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>how far would Kazuma and Megumin go?
Shotgun marriage

He would've preferred Aqua, so nowhere.

The author is a woman

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MC would've fucked them all by the end of the first volume

>implying that’s not gonna be happening in the canon story

Kazuma would have just fucked Aqua in those stables in a drunken tussle then been a fag and taken responsibility like a fag.
Then he would feel guilty and remind the readers that women cant consent when drunk and that Kazuma is a bad person

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Rance 2.0

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this

He would've fucked both Aqua and Darkness long before raping Megumin.

Gotta love when fags dont get the main purpose of the thread

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How finish the last vol?

>the author 100% confirms Megumin and Kazuma are a couple.
>Still wusses out and dosent have an epilogue with their kids or pregnant megumin or something to conclude it, not even a single line

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If the author wasn’t a kissless virgin, Kazuma would end up with the true best girl

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Wiz is too good for Kazuma

But he already ened up with best girl
If the author was a chad he would make Kazuma pound Megu’s ass every volume and make her a child bearing machine

Kazuma defeats the DK but decides to remain in fantasy australia with Eris at his side. Then he fucks Megumin.

They would have litters of little Crimson Demons

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He wouldn't. He would go for either Darkness, who has his preferred bodytype in a girl, or Eris. Hell, even Wiz would be an option for Kazuma.

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Thats even worse.
Only a horny edgy kisless teenager virgin would choose Darkness and Wkz because boobs, which I bet you are.

And only a lolifag would go for Megumeme because pedo, which I bet you are.

>thinking calling someone a pedo here is a bad thing
Lurk 10 years before posting

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I mean, there is that one canonical doujin that you could count...

That isn't something that should be just an epilogue. It would be better to have a a continuation that starts having occasional sex, then pregnancy after too many explosions inside her, and maybe continuing until at least the birth of the first child.

I just want a confirmation that they fucked. I dont need specifics.
Those specifics can be done in doujins

It wouldn't have to go into lots of detail, but I would at least want enough time after to show reactions from the others when they start to find out.

>10 years
do you really think thats enough?

Make it 20 then

Eris` personality in Darkness` body is Kazumas perfect woman

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Those are not apostrophes, ESL kun.
Do all spics prefer Darkness? Is it because the concept of a blonde girl with big boobs is unknown to them?

Im pretty sure Megumin is the standard choice, even for spics.

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