Imoutos are the best. If ypu don't like imoutos that is simply because you have no idea of the joys of one. Imoutos are for being spoiled and being pampered by their oniichans and if you don't think so you obviously have no heart. Imouto thread!
Imoutos are the best. If ypu don't like imoutos that is simply because you have no idea of the joys of one...
>because I had a death note ost playing for 1 hour
I'm still laughing
Remember that these threads created and used by imoutos in order to manipulate innocent onii-chans on Zig Forums into making moves on their sisters.
Be on your guard, Zig Forums.
Imoutos are predators
"It is rare opportunity to witness an imouto, resplendent in her glorious moe. Rarer still is the opportunity to witness an imouto as she hunts her natural prey, the onii-chan -- but here we are fortunate this rare event."
"Over there is the onii-chan, blissfully unaware of what is to transpire. Upon hearing her hunting call -- 'Nii-nii, nii-nii!" he becomes aware of her presence, but he has not yet realized that his imouto wants something from him, a crucial mistake. "
"He grumbles and turns to leave. Too slow. Suddenly the imouto pounces, siddling up to him while uttering his childhood nickname that she normally never uses. The onii-chan suddenly becomes aware of the danger, but he is helplessly transfixed by his imouto's gaze, her dewy eyes looking up at him, pleading."
"'Pleaaaase? You promised!' The onii-chan is helpless in her grasp, as a single sweat-drop rolls down his brow. It's over quickly, as he ceases to struggle."
"Uh... ok".
I don't mind being manipulated by cute imoutos
My imouto already manipulates me and makes me do shit for her. It's to the point that anytime I go to the store I end up thinking shit like "Ohh she likes this candy, I'll get it for her it's only $1". But on a side note Asuha is best imouto only because of her doujins
Loli imouto rape is wrong.
WRONG!
>set my phone to say 御主人様、リラックスしてください whenever it's a break at work
>change it to お兄ちゃん、リラックスして
Imoutos >>>>>>>> maids
Of course Imouto Meido, as always with imoutos, are dangerous.
The artist should make a series of his own, his doujinshi are great to the point of overshadowing the source and it would be nice to see it blossom into his own work.
A bit like how Hano started out doing incest doujinshi before getting her own series.
>The artist should make a series of his own
>his
When i was 7 years old, my mom teased me that she kinda wanted to have a second child and preferably a daughter (Imouto), two thoughts came to my mind at that time: throwing a baby to a bunch of hungry lions and committing suicide
Only child chads won't fall for it brother
>brother
NO THE IMOUTOS FOUND ME
Danchigai full anime season never ever
NOT TO WORRY BROTHER, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS AND THEN YOU AND THOUSANDS OF HULKAMANIACS SHALL MASSACRE THE IMOUTO WITH ONE BIG BOOT AND A GIANT LEG DROP BROTHER. BELIEVE IN THE HULKSTER WHO BELIEVES IN YOU BROTHER
God bless that user
We need him to post an update of his situation
imouto yome is peak life goal
What horrible things did death note user do? I still have a good chuckle whenever i think of that user who tried to give his onee-san a massage and got teased so hard he shut himself in his room.
Kirino is an imouto only by blood.
Kirino is like reverse n.b.r.: related by blood, but not by bond.
He doesn't even act like a childhood friend, more like a complete stranger.
This is the hierarchy of imouto-ness from low to high
>Kousaka-san [total stranger]
>Kousaka-kun [classmate]
>Kyou-kun [fairly good friends]
>Omae [Good friends]
>Kyou-tyan [Childhood friends]
>Aniki [proper sibling]
>Onii-tyan [Imouto]
Kirino clearly fails on this scale.
I can't blame him for his disgust, she is worst of his 3 imouto.
Rapes his retarded imouto.
He had sex with his mute autistic sister that he bathes and takes care of. He ate her out for an hour which he timed because he had the Death Note ost playing
Here you go
Jesus, I so want to screw my 9 yo little sister. She's so sweet, cute and incredibly sexy. She doesn't have any hair down there and I just can't help getting rock solid whenever we bath together, she likes to tease me because of that. She also doesn't exist.
> I still have a good chuckle whenever i think of that user who tried to give his onee-san a massage and got teased so hard he shut himself in his room.
Give me more on this user
Unless your sister has basically no interaction with popular media or anyone else her age, she'll turn into a little shit that doesn't care about you.
irl little sisters are disgusting and annoying.
This ending is about as bad as Ore.Imo.'s.
Perfidious imoutos strike again
Oreimo was shit.
I may have chickened out on the massage but I got to make out a few days later so whatever.
It's okay, you can call them little sisters.
speak for yourself shit genes
Basically:
>user wants to fuck his onee-san really badly
>other anons tell him to give his onee-san a massage
>she agrees, even takes a goddamn shower before it and invites him to her room
>anons teach him how to massage properly while he waits (and by that I mean sensual massages)
>he disappears for well over 1 hour
>comes back saying that he gave her the massage and stopped at some point, she asked him if he got a boner with a smug expression
>he got so buttmad he ran to his room crying
His onee-san was too alpha for him.
I didn't say ugly, I said disgusting as in hygenically.