/smg/- stock market general

bobozone edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/flat-chest/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:

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>single red candle and permabears think they're geniuses

Wear the mask

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Anime feet

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NASDAQ RED
DOW AND SPY SOON WILL FOLLOW

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SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Oh gosh what a shame watching this getting ready to spaghetti all over the floor

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fuck bears

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I'm moving out of my parents house, dubs decide where I go (America only) I can work remote

>nasCuck down
>my boomer stocks up
EXACTLY how i planned it
I’m a genius that can predict the future

>Imagine buying TSLA at $1500
>Imagine buying WKHS at $16
>Imagine

Alaska

If you're actually smart, you would open shorts along side your long-term longs to profit off dips like this.

Time to sell walmart.

Il repeat. Recommend some option plays. I want that weekend TSLA mooning to repeat.

Alaska

Meanwhile their own rct studies say they don't do anything and only respirators have small effectiveness.

Go to Tulsa and get paid $10,000 for nothing, plus free office space, and "other perks."

Bakersfield, CA

Alaska

American Samoa

>That image quality

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I just want to work and be left in peace.

>Starbucks
>requiring a mask in a food establishment
Peak clown world.

alaska

I've never bought calls before.
If I buy a "safe" 2021 call and pay a high premium, does it mean the market price has to rise way above the strike price to make decent gain off selling the contract?

Alaska

>sell 16 shares of AAPL
>buy 50 shares of MSFT
>AAPL 62% of portfolio
>MSFT 26% of portfolio
My boomer power is growing....

Based, fuck the mentally ill guy.
>dividends are your friend
>tankies are great FA plays
>PM is patrician
>indexes are in a bubble

>If you're smart, you would bet against yourself
shut the fuck up retard

Baltimore

damn checked

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE CALIFORNIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>"i can't wear them"
>"oh ok you're good then"

God, being well off and living in Alaska seems like a dream.

Literally rich enough to negate any downsides of that Alaskan winter life.

FUCKING GO UP ALREADY

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>"BAKERSFIELD!!!"

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Fellow doombulls, I sold my doombull stack monday at 20% profit. I’m looking for a re-entry but I feel like every dip might be the big one. Any advice on when to jump back in?

>outing himself
Hahaha Jesus Christ, are you serious?

Any chance EVRI moons by EOW?

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What news scanners do you guys find gives you the news first before anyone?

Is the bottom in for airlines? I got these puts that are just burning cash right now.

>wake up in the concrete tube
>eat the Beyond-100%-Bug(TM) protein tablet
>put on the gender neutral mask
>go to the Planet Fitness No Judgement Workout Cube(TM)
>swollow the 100% plant based Merck(TM) thorazine drone that injects at the first sign of disobedience
>get in the Amazon wage cage and work for 14 hours
>go back to the concrete tube and watch the the "Star Wars 27 The Rise of The Wagie"
>a tier rolls down your cheek as more thorazine is injected into the side of your stomach
>fall asleep in the Johnson & Johnson(TM) hugging machine that simulates "real human interaction"
>rinse and repeat

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SPY to 323 please..

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m-mommy

American Airlines

THIS IS THE RUG PULL
THE TECH BUBBLE IS POPPING
AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Doesn't night last like 6 months there or some shit?

>Baltimore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

damn she must eat a lot of sushi
and i'm sorry nothing is going up today.

I’ve been snibbed in the snab

Well I can tell you buying right back in on Monday after a +50% daytrade was a bad idea.

High Point, North Carolina

Personally I would go to Colorado if I could work remotely. There's so much beauty to explore, and you are a few hours drive from several different types of places and ecology such as mountains, plains, rolling hills, desert. Its wonderful there.

big tits

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Fuck palestine

I stay inside mostly, not really a nature guy don't have anything against it or anything

Why would you pay those high taxes? Live in the southern edge of Wyoming with no income tax and drive the extra 75 miles the couple of times per year you're actually going to do that.

I lived in Tulsa for 6 months. That city sucks ass.

TSM sub 60 before close

based