/smg/ - Stock Market General

Don't You Wish You Had Bought AMPY Yesterday? edition

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All this thread makes me do is buy into FOMO stocks

AHHHHHH IF I HAD BOUGHT GENE THIS MORNING I'D BE FUCKING RIIICHHH FUUUCKKKKK I WANT TO DIEEEEEEE

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nasdaq more like fucking fagsdaq amirite

Digits and Texas announced their are locking back down again indefinitely

How do I invest in sex toys?

I didn’t spell that right so it doesn’t count. Trying again.
DIGITS AND TEXAS ANNOUNCES THAT THEY ARE LOCKING DOWN AGAIN

The SPX is going back to 1650 because this post is dubz.

...

>texas
>locking down again

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I don't know why I read these threads, I just buy the same boomer stocks every month.

Looks like this has been discussed on the internet for years. Damn it, Google. You used to be beautiful.

marketbeat.com/press-room/google-finance-changes-and-alternatives/

alibaba

It's not too late to go balls deep on CAPR.

After this walmart dip ends I'm going to buy some calls for some easy money. Also going to buy some TSM shares for when they pop off tomorrow.

>tfw up 12 grand after tax
>tfw initially just wanted to make some spare money on the side
based meme flu

Fuck this shit.
DIGITS AND SPY CRASHES TODAY BEFORE CLOSE

Seriously though AMPY is up over 25% and I'm kicking myself for not averaging down

Texas is already in its second lockdown.

capr bros when will it be our turn

>made money again from abusing deep OTM calls on TSLA
Meme company and dudebro CEO but I'll take profits when I can.

>PHUN
Did anyone take advantage of this when I said to load a position? The TA is tasty from that 1.2 support. Rip this morning was nuts from yet another news catalyst. I might go long on this soon.

Google has spent the last 10 years making worse versions of everything they had already perfected before.

I’m just here to channel energy towards our lord and saviour Jerome Powell

brown cunny
bunny

I thought they were locking down again. Anyone got news source info on what's going on? Dont want to fomo into stocks simply because 1 news article about a "vaccine cure" to covid.

The pump continues

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>bars closed
>its a lockdown
Yeah I guess

Never average down. You should have been selling calls. In fact, you REALLY should be selling calls now.

I mean they most be making a killing now.
It's basically an alternative for holidays.
Yeah ok

NO
DIGITS AND SPY DUMPS HARD BEFORE CLOSE

>13% up on no news
Fuck it, I'll bite the bullet. Whatever potentially leaked must've been good.

Why won't any of my biomemes pump like this?

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Hasnt California put in heftier measures?

kek the absolute state of bears
permanently assblasted, expects others to do the work for him, AND is soooo fucking early.

>The stock market needs to crash now
>We need a new thread now, it' already 16 posts past bump limit and third page!!

Nigga what?

Thanks user.
"mass censorship" like removing people from twitter is such a fucking dumb thing...

These people are so distracted by their pet identity-politics issues they can't see what's happening. Those are distractions, and they work well.

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Some are claiming that the second dose of the vaccine gives you super aids.

What’s the story here? Most outlets are saying the side effects are expected and not dangerous

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guys i think bobo is losing it

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>manage my brokerage account and my dads account
>my portfolio was up 1000% then I started making bad plays and went to 500%, 400%, slowly bleeding
>started to inverse myself on my dads account
>tfw he’s up 123% in the past week

Love you pops I will go broke if it will allow you retire sooner

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AAAAAAAAAA I SAID FUCKING DIGITS
GIVE ME DIGITS NOW TO CONFIRM SPY IS GOING TO CRASH TODAY
GIVE ME DIGITS NOW
NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU NIP KIKE OWNED PIECE OF SHIT
RIGHT NOOOOOWWEHDUDJSKKWJSJDKJDJXJSJJSKEKIG

digits and spy pumps until the weekend though

Buy LVSE (Lovense)

California fucked up. Gavin is literally trying to tank the economy.

just take the vaccine like a good lil sheep

>trying to swing trade
>trading on rumors
>technical analysis
>day trading trying to make rent and buy groceries
>asking for pump and dump tickers gambling on getting in and out
>not buying and holding for absolute bare minimum one year

DIGITS AND SPY CRASHES NOW

The lowest call is $2.50 and it's trading at $1.43 right now. That seems extremely unlikely or am I looking at it wrong?

just don't follow the "news"
problem solved

>California
California is its own super version of retarded.

Whew I'm up 11% today, single biggest day gain, % wise, since March.

Though I'm still down from June 8th highs. But just 2 more days like today and I'll be back up there.

WAAH WAA H WAAH WAA WH I LOSE A LOT OF MONEY

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OH NONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bears are Zig Forums are the seething freaks who whine about not having a new thread at 326 posts
fucking pottery

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digits, but you can't roll that many times, friend.

Rushed vaccines tend to have shit side effects and low immunization rates. Hence why half these vaccines are going to get fucked in phase 3 trials.

What the fuck does that mean

HAH
TAKE THAT BULL NIGGERS
AHAHHAHAHA I WIN AAAAAHAHA
SPY CRASHES NOW
YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY
AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU ASSHOLES FUCK YOU!!! LOSE EVERYTHING!!!! GO BE HOMELESS!! FCUKING KILL YOURSELF YOU POOR NIGGER BULL AAHAHAHAHHAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>not buying and holding for absolute bare minimum one year
Am considering doing that on solid companies that arent "overvalued" bigly. Got the heck out of SOXL position. Something just scares me about it tipping over the esge and plummeting.

They closed movie theaters and some other stuff but its not a full lockdown like they had

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covid antibodies last only few months, there will never be a working vaccine. everybody should just ignore the flu like scanndinavia and japan does

the last time they vaccinated was for swine flu and people got illnesses from those vaccines. also vaccines dont work for corona viruses they are different kind of virus type and almost impossible to vaccinate thats why sars did not have cure either

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Are you ok, Bobo?

half you mean 80%

WHAT THE FUCK ITS ACTUALLY DUMPING THIS IS THE RUGPULL SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the fuck are you doing losing money in this environment

Why is SPY dumping?

Oh my God look at that absolute cow
She is perfect

JEROME YOU FUCKING BOOMER SAVE US

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daily reminder that lumber futures are being manipulated and my WOOD calls are up 30% since i opened them yesterday

these aren't bags i'm trying to pump, WOOD is tied to futures. you guys made me $8k on wkhs, i owe ya one.

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FUCK YOU ILL DO WHATEVER I WANT SEE??
SPY DUMPING
I WIN
AAAAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
AAAAAAAAAAA

Thoughts on SAVA? GALT? LCI?

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80% cant even go to church or get a haircut in california, it’s a lockdown

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bumping for more info on AMPY calls, they look like shit to me but I've never traded options

reminder to go outside and get some sun.
your body needs vitamin D!

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DESCEND INTO MADNESS

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I'm buying TLRD. Anyone else buying TLRD?

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This. 70% pass phase 1, but only about 20% pass phase 3. Phase 3 is about proving it works better than a placebo. Phase 1 is about proving it doesn't kill 50% of patients outright.
Now that everything's accelerated, you don't even have proper phases, just statistically useless rushes allowing the companies to cherrypick which of the volunteers they want to admit to having results for while discarding the bad shit.

Not sure where you are looking. 17th calls can be sold for 0.05. Not much but unlikely to surge that hard. The august ones will likely move soon. There doesn't seem to be much liquidity in AMPY. Might even explain the price movement now.

NO

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Black hands grasping lolified anime girl is a lot less freakish bro

gonna need the tldr on tlrd

>Lost $13k on Tesla OTM calls because I'm a FOMO retard
>8 swing trades later, got enough capital to sell covered puts on TQQQ & credit spread on AMZN $2850/2800

If AMZN drops to $2850 somehow by Friday I will fucking cry
Otherwise this is how I claw back up the $13k

>40% of the middle-dose group show symptoms after getting vaccinated
great vaccine there, lads

nip government it's already saying they'll make the vaccine mandatory and nip twitter is going full conspiracy mode over it

Yes, I looked at them again and they aren't that great because there isn't any volume.

Ok guys. What do you expect to see tomorrow?
I have a bunch of airline, cruise line and oil stocks and their value went from 12.5K to 14K today. Do you think that rise will continue tomorrow or should I sell them in anticipation of another dip?

I SAID CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT SPY
CRASH
CRASH NOW
NOOOOOWWWWHSOKOSKSAGKALLAAAAAAA

they are just fucking with people with their bullshit fearmongering

yes usa is collapsing. they are likely too diverse and low iq culture already to play out long term

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user you rolled a lot. Not like those digits mean anything. Although I wouldn't be surprised by a hard dump by eow or next week. The algos likely bought up a lot of stock eod yesterday eg the big pump across the board isnt just your average Joe Schmoe somehow telepathically all know "Buy now! It's going to pump!". Whatever their software measures are it could be that they dump based off how much they made or if sentiment begins dropping off (eg not caring about that news anymore). Could easily dump the market considering it only went up on "vaccine" news that I doubt most people would take.

Keep crashing, I want cheaper WMT and TSM calls. My FLIR calls are getting closer to break even finally too. The worse today is, the greener tomorrow.

7 out of the 13 that got the low dose got a fever or some shit along with 100% of the volunteers that got the medium and high doses. It might work, but good luck trying that 80yr olds

The August 21 $2.50 call went up 900% today, why is that? How much would I have to sell to even profit off of that? I have 95 shares of AMPY so I could almost cover a call entirely

>the pre and post market manipulation
>the controlled glide for IV crush
whoever the EVRI whale scam group was shitting up the boards on monday, you guys are fucking assholes

I want to take a break from the market for a bit. Should I just put my money into a blue chip and wait for a while? Only talking of a few weeks here. I was big into NIO and WKHS but I'm not sure what they're going to do in the future. Anyone shill me anything else which could be good?

FUCK YOU I GOT TRIPS AND I SAY CRASH

Netflix is officially a shitcoin

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLACK MAGIC ITS FUCKING DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Old news user. The problem is timing when. Just fill your bags as much as possible.

SSL bros, sell day or hold day? Will it dip later this week or moonbound until next week?
Average white IQ in the USA is the same as Sweden, a few points lower than Japan. That's including all the white trash and IngSoc retards.
Imagine how big brain that makes the rest of us.

there are no blue chips in this environment

if TQQQ crashes soon buy some and store it there. otherwise i would do your bluechip idea.

Im surprised they find volunteers for this. Especially with how rushed it is. Would not risk life even if it got fully released as supposedly being safe for the public.

Yeah, apparently a bunch of pajeets have found a new hobby in shilling on /smg/.

>30 counties can't go to gym, church, or salons
Who cares though?

Thanks for the reminder fren!
I'm going to stop looking for stocks to buy after raising too much cash, and get some work done outside!

>Black hands
kek I didn't look that closely 2btrue
mostly just saw that it was Jack and didn't have nips or puss. Yeah I'm going to get rid of that one.

>I want cheaper WMT and TSM calls
how cheap could TSM calls possibly be before earnings?
Shit is it dropping? Maybe I should sell a call.

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When is NIO going to crash, I NEED IT TO CRASH. THESE PUTS ARE SO FUCKING HEAVYYYYY

The OP Int is so low that you can sit on the bid/ask spread. Likely someone had a sell order up there since this morning or yesterday and when the price surged, some algo picked up any contract at that level it could find.

May I ask a question?
Why are earnings not a good way to evaluate a REIT?

Imagine betting against EV, the future

PUT
I MEANT MAYBE I SHOULD SELL A TSM PUT!!

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How much CLSK should I be acquiring at this very second?

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>Who cares though?
you were wrong, you may not care but you’re still wrong.

you were warned of weak support

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Same bro same

Shut up bobo we didn't say you could post

When there are no bids, the price of an option is defaulted to .01 even if, as is the case here, the lowest the option can sell for is .05.

OILS CHADS WHERE ARE WE

>mandatory
Yeah no thx seems awfully fishy how these governments are really interested in sticking people with it.

Any you'd recommend? I was looking at NVIDIA but tech seems overbought. Possibly looking at JPM or TSM instead.

orbiting with $IBIO

Is it too late to buy GENE I was going to at 5 earlier and I want to kill myself now

Im not betting against EV so much as I'm betting against an overvalued EV in the biggest clown market ever

Also, Anyone got the scoop on IBIO???? its up 50% in an hour

i hope you bought the dip

TSM earnings tomorrow, I went all in.

Yes, don't touch it. Watch to see what it does in the morning though.

what was I wrong about?

I definitely sold LMT too early. That was wrong

>I was looking at NVIDIA but tech seems overbought.
yeah NVDA is one of the chips that seems too risky up here, in the short-medium term

I'm holding - up 23% right now and have a 90 day limit sell order at $21. If things spike up again I think it will get there but we'll just have to see

A lot of that is jargon to me at the moment, unfortunately. But basically I couldn't have made 900% unless I bought calls this morning and put like $1k into it?

havent done DD on them. although, I think Johnson and Johnson has some Coronavirus vaccine business going on. May check them out.

right here my man
setting the SL's tight though, expiry at the end of the week, innit

No EV company can be more overvalued than TSLA at the moment

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK JANNIES

AND FUCK AMINE

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Made this for you guys, wish I wasn't moving house next week so I could focus on this doozy of an earnings season.

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Idk about oil but there's no way cruises and airlines will stay up for long while Mexican beer disease cases are still climbing. I took profits on cruises in June and haven't touched them since

When I told you I was holding DAL though earnings, you all laughed at me.

Well I've got to say, you're not laughing anymore, are you?

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Literally every single time I buy in it dumps
This has been happening for 2-3 weeks now
Last time I actually made money was KTOV.

where???

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Long answer: no

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME

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I was waiting for TSM to drop to 65 but then lunch buyers jacked it back up to 66. I was way too greedy. SPY is dumping again so I'm waiting for this dip to end before buying positions.

Up $10k today
XOM, CPE, MRO, OKE

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I bought at 5.7 and sold at 6 cause I thought it was dumping. Allow me to cope with you

It's at 2am eastern. Are you going to stay up for it user?

Yeah, hello? BASED DEPARTMENT?

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You could have bought the calls for .05. The highest they've sold for today is .10. So you could have made 100% IF you managed to sell them all for .10.

Naw, I'm comfy in my hold for now. It dumped a bit in my opinion because people knew they could buy back in in the morning.

posting questionable age asian grils isn't going to help you user

SSL KOS OXY HAL RDSB here

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INTC will take a shit, AMD is taking market share by the day and they are spending shitloads on R&D to catch up. They will have a rough few years to come.

so stop playing

literally take your money and give it to a professional fund manager
they will grow it at like 4% per year and you can just focus on other things

Name please

Correction: $13k

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>Last time I actually made money was KTOV.
based wizard

So fucking heavy... And my dumbass accidently bought another one at the put price top last week instead of selling the one I already had.
Holding ET for the eventual overturning of the Dakota Access Pipeline shutdown
You have any reason why? QRD?
I don't disagree but I'm too much of a poorfag to buy TSLA options

>FUCK ANIME
Please, maybe some day

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uhm

based department?

>literally take your money and give it to a professional fund manager
No one should ever do this. Index funds are superior to 90+% of "professional" money managers especially after 5 years.

As much as possible, then dont look at it for 15 years

if RDSA climbs just a little more, I can fuck off out of half of it for no loss (finally)

KOS
FANG
MRO
XOM

Happy day

EVRI’s volume is 7 times what it was at opening. Its going to explode in AH

Imagine buying anything at this level that isn't short.

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How?

They're all up like 5% each. Did you buy calls?