Why would you fall in love with a cunt?

Why would you fall in love with a cunt?

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Sex is good

for that sweet pussy

Because falling in love with a dick would be gay.

Not really, 14 years old me would be probably scared shitless of her.

Why would you fall in love with a Cnut?

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Pussy game mainly.

I mean, I fucking hate my ex-wife but it didn't stop me from impregnating her two times.

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>that chromatic aberration
Stop.

Taming the shrew is fun.

'cos you're a hormonal teenager and she's cute

Because you are a retard

Does Asuka wear thongs?

this

She doesn't wear anything.

I want to bring out the best in her. I know it's possible.
I've done it before, women actually do change

Yes

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She's only bearable during her path in Ayanami Raising Project.

Done it before. Hopefully will do it again at some point.

this is part of what makes the relationship interesting.

I had a friend that was like Asuka in a fragile moment of my life. Shits utterly sucks because instead of helping each other we just got worse each time we met

>spoiler
You're lying.

I confessed to the girl I like mainly because it was stressing me out, knowing she has a boyfriend and we'd probably just have to stay friends. She admitted she has a crush on me too, but her boyfriend comes first, but if she were single she'd date me in a heartbeat. We cuddle and hangout a lot She rubs my hair and for a moment I don't feel like I need anime anymore. He likes to prop her legs up over my lap and lay down on the couch we're on, and I've had the rare opportunity to bridal carry her a few times. I would wait years for her to break up with her current shitty boyfriend for her, because I think I fell in love.

Who wouldn't want their very own houseprince?

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I'm a retard

i can't help myself

Because you can't separate fiction from reality.

Because real men want two things: Danger and play from their waifus.

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This. I am less troubled than Shinji and if put together with Asuka at 14, i'd try to leave as soon as I can. That's true for older than 14 too.

Not wearing panties is inappropriate

>be me
>be waigee
>manager is 3 years younger than me
>she kinda cute
>treats me like shit all the time, even though I'm taller than her
>get angry
>slowly begin to realize I get hard when she yells at me
>she realizes as well
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I'm emotionally empty so having a bit of danger is fun.