Osaragi Appreciation Thread

No love for the hottest girl in both anime and manga, of all time? You must be fucking gay.

>On a scale of 1/10, her attractiveness clocks in as "Dangerously Cheesy"
>So attractive that you will not be able to focus on any other girl
>Mature beyond her years, understands that it's better not to shit where you eat, etc... but won't go out of her way to cockblock you, either
>Unironic anime otaku and shipperfag in 2020 gives you something to talk about
>Dresses like one of those coffee shop girls you've always wanted to talk with, but never had the courage to approach
>Even more unapproachable than those girls because she is too gorgeous, meaning she is not likely to cheat on you
>When asked her political views, she says, "Rocket Power Nationalism"
>Obviously does not have a bluepilled social media account, or she'd be immediately declared the hottest girl in human history
>Will allow you to forgo condoms as long as you pull out and pray. You do need to pray afterwards, though
>Her only vice? BL
>Absolutely HATES trannies. When asked why, she gave an unintelligibly rapid series of varied responses, ranging from, "They're too hard to draw because I don't know how much facial hair to give them," to "They have too much emotional baggage," and even "The whole appeal of BL is that it's two guys fucking, not two women in male bodies. I'm not gay."
>Actively shitposts on Zig Forums and regularly makes threads on Zig Forums, /cm/
>Her topics of choice? "Otaku culture is cancer," and "All self-proclaimed 'anime fans' should be exterminated."
>Also posts the same topic on Zig Forums ironically, using a Jewish flag
>Hangs out with Miko Iino as deterrence against being approached by anime fans

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osaragi should suck my cock

Nice trips.

>Osaragi's opinion on blowjobs: "Sex is fine, but mouths are for kissing only. Who would ever want to kiss a girl that has had cum in her mouth? Even if it's your husband's own cum, that's still gross. I would have to bite him if he tried it."

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imagine cumming on her glasses

Pardon me, user?

You might not expect such an unspeakably beautiful girl to be living so deep in irony, but she is remarkably consistent in her beliefs. Once you get down to brass tacks, she will say it like it is.

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ruined

Ah, I see you're a gentleman of culture as well.

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her eyes look ugly, she looks perfect with blank glasses though

I couldn't agree more, personally-speaking.

>"It's embarrassing to admit, but my eyes have gone bad from posting on 2/Zig Forums too much."

Just how much does she post here?! That's impossible to know, because she never uses a tripcode and occasionally changes up her posting style to avoid detection.

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>bootleg looking Kaguya

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Very cute, but this is not an intellectually-honest post. Had Osaragi entered the game slightly earlier, Kaguya wouldn't even be relevant within her own anime anymore. Osaragi could've easily had Shirogane, if she had ever wanted him. Fortunately, Miyuki Shirogane has tunnel vision for the woman he loves, or even he could be drowned by an enormous tsunami of Osaragi pheremones.

What's more likely is that Osaragi will enter (and immediately win) the Ishigamibowl. By asking him out, Miko will have to drop her pursuit of him to support her. Then, after having some fun and training him up to be a good lover, she will dump him back onto Tsubame or Kyoko. Miko will get asked out by Kazeno after Osaragi sets them up. Osaragi will go back to shitposting on Zig Forums after everyone is happy with her used goods.

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Hmm, too early for OsaraGang?

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>speaking this brazenly of the Destroyer of Chads
What the hell user, it's like you're ASKING to be get ensnared, used and discarded before you even realize, just to start sobbing like an abandoned child when you discover that she has irreparably shaped your heart and body into a mere tool that can only be satisfied by Her now unattainable Stacyness.

This, 6,000,000x.

>Will lie to your face about how far she's gone with other men like a proper 21st century woman.
>This causes you to fall even more in love with her incredible good looks.
>Surely only you have ever gone this far with Osaragi! How erotic.
>Now dumped, and having learned the truth, you are forever ruined for other women and can never get married.

OsaraGoddess needs her own spinoff anime.

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Why do guys bother with her? It’s all take and no give and when she’s bored with you she just chucks you away. Irredeemable parasite. Don’t bother trying because she’s not worth it.

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Pic absolutely related. If a woman opposite the one you're describing actually existed, I'm sure we'd all be on board. But they don't, so we just go for the pretty one instead.

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>hottest girl in Young Jump history
>not even the hottest character in her own series
>not even hotter than the crossdresser in Golden Kamuy

Bumping for great justice.

Everyone wants to be the one to flip the script and snare her in her own trap. All the failures who've come before only make the allure stronger - it's your chance to prove you're more of a man then they were.

KAWAII

You are a fucking nigger.

I'm still correct. The only Young Jump series I read are Kaguya-sama and Golden Kamuy but both of them have multiple characters hotter than Oosaragi

She's my favorite together with Hayasaka. I just love her expressions and her giant glasses

What did I say at the start of the thread?

"No love for the hottest girl in both anime and manga, of all time? You must be fucking gay."

Meanwhile...

>"not even hotter than the crossdresser in Golden Kamuy" - user
>"I'm still correct" - user, doubling down after being called a nigger (ie: called out for trolling)

Pic related.

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yes, the start of your thread is founded on a false assumption, which I corrected

You want to pound a cross-dresser in the ass. Who are you to qualify female attractiveness, when you, yourself, possess completely demented standards of what qualifies as attractive? If you're not gay, then you're a tranny. If you're neither gay, nor a tranny, then you must be a woman. And if you're a woman, then you're obviously jellin' of my girl Osaragi, which is why you're talking shit.

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I accept your concession

>Osaragi
>Good

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Always saw Kaguya threads on the catalog but never bothered to know the manga. But that was funny, I will give it a try and read it.