/smg/ - Stock Market General

MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU LAZY ASSES edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tickling/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

robinhood.com/stocks/EBON
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for frens

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Source please. One of these days I will enter smg for somerhing other than good pictures

First for SPAQ master race.

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when the anime female has a disgusted expression I just want to sniff her anus even more

kek was about to make thread with same edition name

jjune, it's in the filename my blind fren

>You're never gonna make it if you own gold, divvies, tankers, etc
>Netflix gonna moon
>Tech is a doombull bubble that's gonna pop on coronoa recovery news

There I saved the spammers the effort

6th for the big tech bubble pop

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what the fuck are these futures. this week has BEEN SO FUCKING SHIT. GOD DAMN
I WAS UP 475K TWO WEEKS AGO, NOW IT HAS BEEN A SEIZURE AROUND 400K FOR OVER A WEEK

Aaaaaaaaaaaa the wheel flew off and my fren wojak is in the cargo compartment how do we stop the car!!!!!! Pls help us SOLO chads!!!

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robinhood.com/stocks/EBON

>Ebang International Holdings Inc. Class A Ordinary Shares, also called Ebang, is an investment company, which engages in the research, manufacturing, and sales of telecommunication products, blockchain processing units for mining cryptocurrencies, and the provision of related services.
>chink shit brand new to RH
>already up a wee bit from listing
>muh blockchain for based retards wanting to trade crypto

thoughts Zig Forums?

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It’s happening bros

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you forgot:
>what happens when Workhorse wins USPS contract?

>just migrated to Zig Forums
>renewed purpose in life
>Zig Forums framed by kikes for hacking twitter
>probably gonna get shut down
Its not fair.

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Do you think GUSH will have a good run in the next couple of months? I have a few calls.
I was looking at getting some exposure in NAIL and DFEN as well

Oh... so you're an unfunny cunt as well.

Nobody could have predicted a crab market. Absolutely nobody.

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zoom out. Also is earnings season in volatile period for the market which puts sell pressure on, not because of necessarily bearish feel, but because of tendency to de-risk before important earnings calls.

>You're never gonna make it if you own gold, divvies, tankers, etc
this is true, this stuff is truly for clueless retards, oil and energy companies too
you're buying a portion of s&p that is the weakest part of it. just buy bluechips and spy if you're in it for the long term

honestly if Zig Forums got shut down tonight I wouuldn't care that much over this mismanaged shithole

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUST
FUCKING
KILL
ME

I just started to invest like a normal person, too

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>NASDAQ is down more than S&P
I hope you sold your TQQQ.

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what are you on about?

yes, sell the tiny dip, buy high and sell low the smg way

But was ironically too lazy to

Oh no, I guess i'll just have to rebuy those calls I sold today. :D

Thank you RH for giving minorities access to options

This site gets blamed for everything. This isn't new.

Why yes I did close my SOXL puts at a profit earluer today, how could you tell?

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what are my fellows CAPR chads holding?

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Thoughts on their results this friday?

JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs surprised estimates.

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The hacker known as Zig Forums

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joke's on you, i'm not afraid because a chunk of my portfolio is already at rock bottom valuations and isn't even at risk of bankruptcy like airliners. Death of retail turned out to be overblown, and Q3 financials (not Q2 though lol, Q2 will be a bloodbath) will prove that now that shit is reopening in Canada.

(my money's in the other Canadian REIT though)

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nah i just always check the thread before posting so i don't duplicate and as i was about to post this was made

Is Wednesday going to be a bloodbath?

Wait so this is literally just watching twitter to see what CEO is shitposting and then gather sentiment on stockwits and here and then buy and close your eyes and pray to jesus that you become a millionare?

You guys think this is healthy?

Who SHLL here?

don't do that to me, i'm still NEETing it up until next week or something and that seriously tripped me up for a sec

Nigger.

We live in a world of funny money with satanic Jews running rampant. Nothing is healthy.

>doesn’t know what day of the week it is
Found the NEET

can I join?

imagine Dominos delivering half pizzas in those.

You can never leave.

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>jewish
user no! You drank the koolaid! What if I told you the NYT was founded and is led by christians of irish decent? And that the WSJ is owned by a christian? Also Twitter and Microsoft.

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sounds like a deal to me.

When do I start buying options and rope?

>Holding twitter
>holding HQU (Canadian fagdaq tqqq)
>holding VSP (Canadian s&p 500 etf)

it's gonna be a fucking bloodbath.

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please sell so that it can go up for the rest of us

>>Zig Forums framed by kikes for hacking twitter
YEAH BRO CHECK IT OUT
JUST CONNECT THE DOTS

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