>"I have 300000$ in stocks"
>"I have 300000$ in crypto"
which one will impress girls more?
"I have 300000$ in stocks"
Joseph Kelly
Hunter Cruz
Liquid cash
Jonathan Bell
a big dick
Noah Sullivan
Probably sticks because the average basic bitch probably still thinks crypto is just internet coins that do nothing
Parker Barnes
Neither. She'll be impressed by Chad even if he's not rich
Jace Perez
Crypto sounds cooler
John Cooper
>I have 6 millions in Chainlink
Jonathan Sanders
I really have to handle the source.
Liam Young
>"I have a 100k watch and a 200k car"
if you want the gold digger experience...
Daniel Moore
Girls like guys who like expensive, depreciating, assets.
Alexander Ramirez
stockerino
Lucas Price
>"I have 6 bullets in this $89 Taurus revolver I got from a pawn shop. Now undress, bitch."
Tyler Foster
It doesn't matter since women are retarded. Just tell them what they should like and you're all set.
Daniel Rodriguez
This.
Luke Ortiz
goddamn theyre so pretty
I feel powerless around beautiful women I just want to get on my knees and submit to them
they could control me like a puppet I hope they never realize my weakness
Asher Jackson
are these girls hapas? i have a thing for hapa girls
Jose Sanchez
Crypto, because if you are dumb enough to spend money on crypto, you are dumb enough to spend money on her.
Ryan Parker
That's why you'll never get laid.
Jacob Thompson
>telling women how much money you have invested
You are absolutely retarded
Joseph Nguyen
When you hit about 30 or so you'll stop giving a fuck and speaking out as your testosterone levels fall, along with your respect for women
Asher Sullivan
Why is that?
Brody Mitchell
girl only care about how much money you will spend on them.
Andrew Ortiz
Wauuuuuza these girls are begging for the BBC
Tyler Morgan
Hello Chang, what does your insectoid portfolio look like?
Aiden Myers
This. Stocks and crypto means nothing if they can't spend it
Jayden Ross
she is right though
Asher Stewart
Like her?
Hudson Wood
And if you're a chink or pajeet in a white country, you might as well kys.
Caleb Rivera
Trips of truth except I’m in my early twenties and the only times I’ve gotten laid are when my respect for them was at an ATL
Samuel Rivera
>I have partial ownership of companies.
>I spent money on internet beenie babies.
What do you think OP?
Isaac Richardson
>I own outdated boomer financial assets that I can't talk about without putting everyone to sleep
>I am highly invested in a developing and exciting tech market that will revolutionize the world and I make high risk high reward financial maneuvers that outperform decades of stock market in less than one week
Dylan Thompson
I think the right guy is hotter but the left might be better at fucking. Who are they again, I need to simp this LINKIE gains.
Jack Mitchell
Left one is hotter, he doesn't need to show as much of his body to entice the same sexual response inside my PP
Ethan Davis
Yeah I can see where you're coming from but I like the right one's face better.
Logan Roberts
Because it's none of their fucking business. Don't even tell your friends how much money you have invested
Cameron White
Do girls really want to be impressed? I thought they'd be too intimidated to sleep with me